Subject: Wai hallo thar
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Posted on: 2009-03-22 04:49:00 UTC
*takes a bow* Welcome to the PPC, mate, where insanity is recommended and rational thought has little or no meaning. Feel free to take a complimentary walnut from the wooden bowl by the door. And by the off chance it starts talking to you, I would highly discourage taking any advice it might give you. Just saying...
I think my agents would love to greet you, though...
Adder: Hello, friend!
Deuce: ...
Deuce? Aren't you going to say hello?
Deuce: ...Not really.
Er, right then! I believe gifts are in order! Here's a sock full of rocks. I'm sure you'll find a use for it... somehow.