…taking the List and running with that. Good idea? Maybe not. But some of the items bug us, and hell, it can be fun~. Not sure when I'll get around to writing those bits, though.

...planned out in my head around Christmastime. It involved one of my DMSE&R scientists, alcohol, and mistletoe.

You see, Lori Starrett was very tipsy and she mistook her colleague for Legolas. Being a Legolas fangirl...well, things got pretty out of hand.

Her husband took photos. :P

I have to agree with the first opinion stated by Artic - "I head out for a few days and there's a minor meltdown? I dunno whether to be upset or appalled..." The PPC's about having fun, guys. Agreed, I enjoy being dramatic and serious at times, but the reason I originally loved the PPC was because it was funny.

As for my Agents' most humorous incident, it's kind of difficult to beat...

"As the last Sue fell, two Agents burst into the cafeteria, brandishing bows and screeching what was probably intended to be a war cry at the top of their lungs. They were accompanied by two bellowing mini-Balrogs, who were flailing their whips in every direction.

The noisy group would probably have kept on going, had not the shorter of the two Agents slipped in a patch of Sue-blood and crashed to the floor, tripping her partner and the minis. As the nearest Agents just stared, and more turned to see what was going on, both young women began to blush fiercely and disentangle themselves from each other."

That's Cassie and Nat, in the middle of the 2008 Mary Sue Invasion.

Another favourite of mine is from the PPC Christmas Party 2008, in which Cassie proceeded to get completely wasted and snog Zach Homewood, Marcus Langston and Kelvin Talathion under the mistletoe, in that order. And then got arrested.

Because I only have one mission out so far (working on it), but I have tonnes of "amusing moments" between Marcus, Zod, and any of my other myriad of Agents being worked on that I could use.

Well, Nume and Cameo's missions (read: Fill the Plothole stories) had a fairly high quotient of ridiculous. There was the time Nume left his Bleeprin in the fic and they had to go back and stop Legolas from taking any. (Sadly, I lost this one and never got around to re-writing it.)

Then there was the time they were disguised as Elves and Nume happened to have a bow and arrows. He, um, accidentally shot Legolas in the shoulder. Cameo boxed his ears for him.

These were before Nume started carrying a flask of Bleepka with him at all times, by the way. That's largely Cameo's fault.

In recent history, there's the incident of Ilraen trying to learn how to morph clothing. They'd acquired a box of Speedos that had fallen off the back of a plothole, so Ilraen was using those to practice. He would morph human, pull on a pair, then try to get back to Andalite and take them along.

Each attempt failed spectacularly. If you will, please imagine the Speedo stretching out as hips become hindquarters. Then imagine the elastic finally snapping, sending the Speedo flying across the RC to land anywhere from the console to Nume's bed to Nume's head. Imagine this happening about twenty times before the Speedos are used up.

As Nume commented, the place looked like nothing so much as a boys' college dorm afterward.

Oh, incidentally, Ilraen is indeed an Andalite, but he has done a mission in Young Wizards-verse and, even though he hasn't actually seen either species, I don't think he'd be likely to take a Rirhait for a Taxxon. The gaping, ravenous, toothy mouths on the Taxxons are a dead give-away.

Fill the Plotholes: http://starshadowhall.tripod.com/ppc/plotholes.html

Missions: http://starshadowhall.tripod.com/ppc/rc999.html

~Neshomeh

No stories from me. BUT, a very nasty and amusing thought occurred to me just now while reading past missions, and with the grace of the associated authors I'd like to expound on it.

We have at least one Andalite Agent, Iskillion (Animorphs). We also have a Rirhait Agent, Car'rok (Young Wizards Universe). Now, as anyone familiar with the Animorphs canon is aware, the Andalites have been fighting the alien race known as the Taxxon for... well, quite a while (can't remember how long exactly, it has been a while since I read the books). The Taxxon are inherently nasty even without the presence of the Andalites' sworn enemies, the Yeerks, running the show, so hostility is natural.

Both the Taxxon and the Rirhait, as I recall, have been described as resembling giant centipedes.

I don't know if Iskillion and Car'rok have met yet, but...

But it's not ready, so I can't post it yet. *snigger* Oh, just wait, it'll be worth it.

Will do a short thing instead. Perhaps the aftermath of S&S getting zapped by the TF Gun at the end of my last mission?

By the way, how are your projects going?

The first sign that something was wrong was the odd feeling of the hairs on the back of her neck standing on end... The second, the bone-warping pain that spread throughout her body and the third was her bra literally exploding. Looking down at her body, Agent Liadan's eyes widened as she eyed her new body, a stereotypically beautiful one that wouldn't look out of place in the Miss Sue Universe competition held annually on a small asteroid heading directly for a black hole.
Turning almost agonisingly slowly, Liadan's eyes glinted dangerously as they spied the reason for her abrupt change. Agent Lunac, member of the Department of Mary-Sues Video Gaming Division (General) stood there. There were reports he was frequently a few sandwiches short of a picnic, and by the time Liadan was through with him, he'd be three body parts short of a man. Cracking her fingers ominously, she walked forward...