Subject: Well, it was worth a thought anyways. (nm)
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Posted on: 2009-03-21 19:09:00 UTC
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Wow guys... Time for some giggles by
on 2009-03-21 10:05:00 UTC
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I head out for a few days and there's a minor meltdown? I dnno whether to be upset or appalled...
But in that thread, it's obvious we need to take a look at the reason the PPC started: Pure humour and enjoyment.
For that, I ask you to recount your Agent's most humerous incident, whether it happened in (Fictional) training, a mission overrun by the Teletubbies or something as tripping over in the cafeteria, startling the Ypurs into a stampede and getting caught up for the ride by their underwear.
So bring it in! Bring in your funniest, bring in the stuff you can't help but giggle at. All I ask is that it deals with your Agents, or the commonly owned ones. no touchy of anyone else's ;)
So get the creative juices going, and let's go! -
I've been consideringÂ… by
on 2009-03-27 14:24:00 UTC
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…taking the List and running with that. Good idea? Maybe not. But some of the items bug us, and hell, it can be fun~. Not sure when I'll get around to writing those bits, though.
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I had a little scene... by
on 2009-03-26 05:26:00 UTC
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...planned out in my head around Christmastime. It involved one of my DMSE&R scientists, alcohol, and mistletoe.
You see, Lori Starrett was very tipsy and she mistook her colleague for Legolas. Being a Legolas fangirl...well, things got pretty out of hand.
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Oooh, giggles? by
on 2009-03-22 13:01:00 UTC
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I have to agree with the first opinion stated by Artic - "I head out for a few days and there's a minor meltdown? I dunno whether to be upset or appalled..." The PPC's about having fun, guys. Agreed, I enjoy being dramatic and serious at times, but the reason I originally loved the PPC was because it was funny.
As for my Agents' most humorous incident, it's kind of difficult to beat...
"As the last Sue fell, two Agents burst into the cafeteria, brandishing bows and screeching what was probably intended to be a war cry at the top of their lungs. They were accompanied by two bellowing mini-Balrogs, who were flailing their whips in every direction.
The noisy group would probably have kept on going, had not the shorter of the two Agents slipped in a patch of Sue-blood and crashed to the floor, tripping her partner and the minis. As the nearest Agents just stared, and more turned to see what was going on, both young women began to blush fiercely and disentangle themselves from each other."
That's Cassie and Nat, in the middle of the 2008 Mary Sue Invasion.
Another favourite of mine is from the PPC Christmas Party 2008, in which Cassie proceeded to get completely wasted and snog Zach Homewood, Marcus Langston and Kelvin Talathion under the mistletoe, in that order. And then got arrested. -
Does it have to have been written already? by
on 2009-03-21 21:00:00 UTC
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Because I only have one mission out so far (working on it), but I have tonnes of "amusing moments" between Marcus, Zod, and any of my other myriad of Agents being worked on that I could use.
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Hmmm... by
on 2009-03-21 18:59:00 UTC
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Well, Nume and Cameo's missions (read: Fill the Plothole stories) had a fairly high quotient of ridiculous. There was the time Nume left his Bleeprin in the fic and they had to go back and stop Legolas from taking any. (Sadly, I lost this one and never got around to re-writing it.)
Then there was the time they were disguised as Elves and Nume happened to have a bow and arrows. He, um, accidentally shot Legolas in the shoulder. Cameo boxed his ears for him.
These were before Nume started carrying a flask of Bleepka with him at all times, by the way. That's largely Cameo's fault.
In recent history, there's the incident of Ilraen trying to learn how to morph clothing. They'd acquired a box of Speedos that had fallen off the back of a plothole, so Ilraen was using those to practice. He would morph human, pull on a pair, then try to get back to Andalite and take them along.
Each attempt failed spectacularly. If you will, please imagine the Speedo stretching out as hips become hindquarters. Then imagine the elastic finally snapping, sending the Speedo flying across the RC to land anywhere from the console to Nume's bed to Nume's head. Imagine this happening about twenty times before the Speedos are used up.
As Nume commented, the place looked like nothing so much as a boys' college dorm afterward.
Oh, incidentally, Ilraen is indeed an Andalite, but he has done a mission in Young Wizards-verse and, even though he hasn't actually seen either species, I don't think he'd be likely to take a Rirhait for a Taxxon. The gaping, ravenous, toothy mouths on the Taxxons are a dead give-away.
Fill the Plotholes: http://starshadowhall.tripod.com/ppc/plotholes.html
Missions: http://starshadowhall.tripod.com/ppc/rc999.html
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Well, it was worth a thought anyways. (nm) by
on 2009-03-21 19:09:00 UTC
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No permission yet... by
on 2009-03-21 15:31:00 UTC
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No stories from me. BUT, a very nasty and amusing thought occurred to me just now while reading past missions, and with the grace of the associated authors I'd like to expound on it.
We have at least one Andalite Agent, Iskillion (Animorphs). We also have a Rirhait Agent, Car'rok (Young Wizards Universe). Now, as anyone familiar with the Animorphs canon is aware, the Andalites have been fighting the alien race known as the Taxxon for... well, quite a while (can't remember how long exactly, it has been a while since I read the books). The Taxxon are inherently nasty even without the presence of the Andalites' sworn enemies, the Yeerks, running the show, so hostility is natural.
Both the Taxxon and the Rirhait, as I recall, have been described as resembling giant centipedes.
I don't know if Iskillion and Car'rok have met yet, but... -
Am currently working on a storyline which should fit this. by
on 2009-03-21 13:51:00 UTC
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But it's not ready, so I can't post it yet. *snigger* Oh, just wait, it'll be worth it.
Will do a short thing instead. Perhaps the aftermath of S&S getting zapped by the TF Gun at the end of my last mission? -
Errr by
on 2009-03-23 17:54:00 UTC
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Is this that one?
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Yep. Ssshh! *finger to lips* No spoily for the nice people. by
on 2009-03-24 20:46:00 UTC
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Oh, we has plans. Yes we do.
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Re: Am currently working on a storyline which should fit this. by
on 2009-03-21 13:55:00 UTC
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I'd be up for reading that. (If you need a beta, as well. novakrazny@gmail.com )
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Maybe. Meanwhile, have some Molly pics. by
on 2009-03-22 02:41:00 UTC
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Warning: very bloody.
http://chelonianmobile.deviantart.com/art/Stranger-Danger-104369050
http://chelonianmobile.deviantart.com/art/Wicked-Little-Doll-116374461
I luvs me some grotesque cute. -
Linkses are not working. :( (nm) by
on 2009-03-22 04:03:00 UTC
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Ah, might be because the pics are marked Mature. by
on 2009-03-22 13:17:00 UTC
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Molly throws a lot of blood around. devArt doesn't let you see Mature-marked pics unless you have an account there.
If that's not it, try just going to http://chelonianmobile.deviantart.com/ and finding them in the gallery. -
Found 'em, but it's still not letting me in. by
on 2009-03-22 22:27:00 UTC
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And I can't be bothered making Random Website Account I'll Never Use #539, so I'll just trust in my imagination. Thanks anyway. :)
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Funny! by
on 2009-03-21 11:46:00 UTC
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By the way, how are your projects going?
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Oh, and I brought some humorfic. by
on 2009-03-21 11:57:00 UTC
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3116716/1/ObiWanandtheCastleSlrigNaf
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2646233/1/RulesforBorrowingMyJediMasterObiWanKenobi">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2646233/1/RulesforBorrowingMyJediMasterObiWan_Kenobi
Hope this erases the memories of the Apocalypse thread and Agaony in Pink! -
Artic Blade's Agents, #1 by
on 2009-03-21 10:17:00 UTC
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The first sign that something was wrong was the odd feeling of the hairs on the back of her neck standing on end... The second, the bone-warping pain that spread throughout her body and the third was her bra literally exploding. Looking down at her body, Agent Liadan's eyes widened as she eyed her new body, a stereotypically beautiful one that wouldn't look out of place in the Miss Sue Universe competition held annually on a small asteroid heading directly for a black hole.
Turning almost agonisingly slowly, Liadan's eyes glinted dangerously as they spied the reason for her abrupt change. Agent Lunac, member of the Department of Mary-Sues Video Gaming Division (General) stood there. There were reports he was frequently a few sandwiches short of a picnic, and by the time Liadan was through with him, he'd be three body parts short of a man. Cracking her fingers ominously, she walked forward...