Sorry to take so long in dropping by to say hello, but I've been off the computer recently for medical reasons. Just glanced through your poetry and liked what I saw, though I'm afraid I don't have enough time to look them all other. "We Still Kill the Old Way" gave me the creeps (that's a compliment, by the way), though it only really makes sense with the comment below. If you like, I can post concrit from my Deviantart account, though I'm better at taking apart prose than I am at poetry.

Do you put all your stuff up on Deviantart, or do you have a separate website?

I am indeed - considering having one of my Agents be a Sammie.

And thanks for the towel. Hoopy!

Uh, no idea. I've not finished reading the spinoffs, so I don't know the current state of the PPCverse. I was rather surprised to see how little Status Quo Is God around here. You've made some major changes since the Jay and Acacia era.

Still can't believe you killed off Makes-Things.

Actually, I belive the true test comes when you're faced with Substances Vic (coughvanillaicecreamcough) and C&C (coughcookiesandcreamwhichisincidentallyoneofmyfavoritescough) and don't feel the urge to vomit.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I've just been reading the MST of Celebrian. That thing is hilarious - much kudos to David.

That is a very, very epic understatement. *hands over shiny gold Massive Understatement trophy* You're almost as unsquickable as I am, and that's saying something - I've read most Legendary 'fics, usually with no reaction or outright laughter.

Have a Prinny suit. *goes into obligatory Captain Exposition mode* It increases stats (in an RPG sense), may or may not come with complimentary Prinny bombs and a pair of swords, and makes you say "-dood" at the end of every sentence. It makes people explode when thrown, but that's... usually... only a problem in NIS videogame canons and similar games. Basically, games where people can be tossed around anytime, by anyone. (It's amusing to see the biggest normal enemies being carried by the smallest creatable characters in Disgaea, where the suits are from. Testing on the Final Final Boss, Baal, has not been attempted yet.)

Welcome to the PPC~ I've not greeted you yet. You'll fit right in here.

But what to give, what to give~? I could probably dig up some rabies for you (I've been hanging around certain people for too long :P), but I doubt you'd want that.

Hmm... have a sparkly pinwheel. Good for distracting those with short attention spans (be it partners or Sues), and if you're really inventive you can attach something sharp to it and use it as a shiny-go-round-stabby-thing. ^_^

Have you read That Series? If you survived Celebrian...

I burst out laughing halfway through the first paragraph. Unsquickable One, I salute thee.

That's amazing.

Well, as just the FAQ cracked me up, I think you're probably headed in the right direction :D

I'm male. As for whether or not My Immortal is a troll, I was under the impression that the debate over that never got settled one way or another. My feeling is that it's genuine, and I would dearly love to see the PPC take her out.