Subject: Pff. As if there wouldn't be nasties coming in every day.
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Posted on: 2013-04-07 01:56:00 UTC
That's, like, three-quarters of the DMFF's duties. They're the ones in charge of hunting down and sending out or killing otherworldly life forms or structures that appeared in HQ due to the massive amount of plot holes that keep the place suspended in a null zone.
World One has the most, because HQ is suspended... I'd say above it, but that doesn't really make sense because that would imply a three-dimensional direction when we really need to look in causal directions instead.
Anyway. The plot holes constantly drop things in, and the DMFF has to go around and get rid of them. Sapient and non-omnicidal beings are usually be sent to Personnel and either recruited or neuralyzed and brought home, but if there's some sort of dangerous creature or a potential biohazard, they'll have to send a team of Agents to dispatch it. If they don't, a Land Before Time sharptooth or a clutch of Cthulhuverse Mi'go can come in through a rip in space-time and start wrecking the place.
Of course, External Security would give them all of the rot jobs, because the DES is there to protect HQ from being permanently damaged, invaded, or compromised, and thus would feel they had better things to do than be animal control.
... Okay, about half of that was approximated, but now I really want to write a story about these guys.
Oh, and a final note. If there isn't a plan being made for Weeping Angel disposal by this point in time, one should be made as soon as possible, because SeaTurtle and Pretzel's roleplay let a few of them in during the power outage, and all their agents did was abscond as fast as their legs and the out-of-battle use of a Pokémon move could take them. Not a bad course of action, but that means that they're still in the halls.
Nobody blink.