Such Gifts!

Greetings! by spud 765 on 2008-11-09 22:56:00 UTC Reply

*waves awkwardly*

Hey guys, new person here. I've known of the PPC for a little while and just today decided that I wanted to start getting involved, and of course, where better than the board? (Wait, don't answer that, I'll just look ignorant ;) ).

Not all that much to say about me really, just that I'm pretty enthusiastic and a reasonably good writer. Can be some parts cynical, some parts wacky but what else is new?

As I was saying, basically: Greetings!

More Ammo! (nm) by WikiMaster on 2008-11-12 10:16:00 UTC Reply
*Gives First Bleepolate* by Artic Blade on 2008-11-11 13:22:00 UTC Reply

Welcome! Bleepolate is the nicer option to Bleepka, especially if you don't care for headaches and the like. Good to meet someone new, and please ignore the marbles rattling around!
Damn! Late again! by Ulalume on 2008-11-11 03:35:00 UTC Reply

*offers homemade oatmeal cookies* Thank you for sacrificing your sanity for the sake of others. Most of us can't tell up from down anymore. Don't worry, these cookies are the arsenic proof batch--I think...*goes to check*
First ketchup! by Tomato on 2008-11-10 17:49:00 UTC Reply

Hiya! Welcome! I give you a coxcomb, which is a sort of silly hat.
*grins* by Lily Winterwood on 2008-11-10 07:15:00 UTC Reply

Here, have a graduated cylinder and a mini-glomp from some fiery mini-Balrogs and mini-Dragons.

And I'd give you burn salves if I had them. x]
First iguana! by Enelya on 2008-11-10 06:10:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, welcome! Let me point you towards the List of Everything PPC at Livejournal: http://community.livejournal.com/the_ppc/20306.html

~Enelya
First towel! by Sedri on 2008-11-10 05:50:00 UTC Reply

Trust me, they're useful.

Welcome! I suppose you don't need warnings about how crazy things are here, so I'll just get right down to competing with Trojie for recruition - the Department of Mary Sues could always use new people.

The others have already said or given you everything very important... except rabies. Beware of July; when you greet the next newbie, don't usurp her Link Giving authority. 'tis Dangerous - and yes, that capital was intended.

Bah, I ramble. Welcome! *glomps*
Hi! by Sara on 2008-11-10 03:20:00 UTC Reply

I gift you with an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and spambots! Use it for good and not evil.

Welcome to the insanity!
First bleeproducts! by Anjilly on 2008-11-10 02:22:00 UTC Reply

*shoves bleeprin and bleepka at you* Dunno why no one mentioned these yet...chances are you'll need 'em before long...

Welcome to the board! ^_^
First plover! by Tawaki on 2008-11-10 01:39:00 UTC Reply

BTW, will your Agents be stationed in a response center or a TARDIS?
first lembas! by The Trojanhorse on 2008-11-10 01:16:00 UTC Reply

*hands platter of lembas*

And may I say, as Recruitment Officer for the Department of Bad Slash, that we're always looking for new recruits?

-Trojie
'Sela gave wiki link already. So... *gives rabies* (nm) by JulyFlame on 2008-11-10 00:22:00 UTC Reply
First chainsword and anti-lustin. by kgarrett on 2008-11-09 23:51:00 UTC Reply

The first is to smite Mary Sues with in the Flowers' name, the second in case you run into Lux. Not sure if she's still around/written with anymore (though I think she's one of the few TOS characters that is), but hey, better safe than sorry. Unless you like being jumped on by a nymphomaniac with no provocation, anyway. I'm pretty sure I know you from the same place PA does, so welcome! Hope you have fun here, and don't forget to get Permission before you run around with your own agents (though I'd advise being active for a month or so first so we get to know you better). ;)
First soman (it's nerve agent)! by pigeonarmy on 2008-11-09 23:33:00 UTC Reply

We already know each other, but welcome to the board! I'm sure you'll fit right in...

I'm sorry, did that sound ominous? It wasn't meant to...
First P-90 by Ansela on 2008-11-09 23:18:00 UTC Reply

Here, have it. It's good for killing Sues and other threats, but please remember that deadly weapons are not to be pointed at allies or canons.

If you haven't visited the Wiki, then it would be informative for you to do so. The Original Series (not to be confused with Star Trek) is also recommended reading. ~~Do it, or hS will set Kaitlyn on you~~.

If someone gives you a link to a Legendary Badfic (and they shouldn't, because it is generally a Very Bad Idea), do not follow it. They are brain-breaking, mostly NSFW and certain ones will instil such random psychoses as the fear of the word lav- *is muffled by nearby Boarder* Even the summaries can be brain-breaking.

Legendary Goodfic on the other hand, should be read and enjoyed by all.

Welcome, enjoy your stay and check your sanity at the door. You won't need such a thing here.

Such Gifts! by Spud avec on 2008-11-10 21:16:00 UTC Reply

Wowza! Egg whisks, chainswords, hats, medication, firearms and glomps. This is definitely the warmest welcome I've had in a long time - I feel right at home already *grin*. I see those whisperings of boarders trying to give you things were not unfounded ;)

As to much agent specific stuff - department and such, although it would be fairly safe to say I'd be using an ordinary Response Centre.

I haven't come totally without knowledge though, I've read TOS and have browsed the wiki a whole lot. And yes *shuddeR* I have experience Legendary Badfics, though the summaries were quite enough to dissuade me from them. With that thought in my head, that bleeprin may come in handy very soon.