Subject: First ketchup!
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Posted on: 2008-08-15 19:28:00 UTC
Welcome! I give you...a shrubbery!
You can find fic for anything. The question is, do you want to?
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Jumping in with both feet! by
on 2008-08-15 18:41:00 UTC
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I figured, after being introduced to a member, "why the crap not?" and posted. I'm mainly into old stuff; Nuku Nuku, the old Slayers stuff (haven't seen Revolution yet), Heinlein's writings (good luck finding 'fic in THAT 'verse), and so on, but I can fake it with pretty much anything. To get things started off right, I also offer the assembled a collection of Blatant Gary Stu that is only made worse for how well-written it is.
http://zeus.cwes.net/~yar/fanfic/ornstead.html
I do rather hope that this goes over well, but if it doesn't I suppose I lose nothing that I already had.
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Anti-Lustin roses, you'll need them. (nm) by
on 2008-08-16 14:15:00 UTC
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"Lustin"? (nm) by
on 2008-08-16 18:29:00 UTC
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Re: "Lustin"? by
on 2008-08-16 19:36:00 UTC
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Anti-Lustin is a PPC medication that stops the production of a hormone, Lustin, which is responsible for the stampeding/glomping/drooling over of Lust Objects.
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Hi! Have a pair of ice-skates! by
on 2008-08-16 12:54:00 UTC
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I'm stoopidly late, but hey!
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You can has iguana! by
on 2008-08-16 08:08:00 UTC
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Argh, no more lolcat for me, I think. Welcome to the PPC!
On a completely unrelated note, you have possibly the best name for Scrabble I've ever seen. 13 points! -
Re: You can has iguana! by
on 2008-08-16 18:29:00 UTC
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Thanks; it's actually part of a plot to subvert peoples' expectations. I get them to associate "Valgaav" with the notably female me, then tell them to watch Slayers, where the guy I grabbed the name from is very noticeably male.
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Welcome! Have a.... SOUP CAN! by
on 2008-08-16 07:21:00 UTC
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...because I can't think of anything better. *is sheepish*
Ah, well. Welcome! Good to meet you!
- Sedri -
Hey there! Have some lembas! by
on 2008-08-16 06:46:00 UTC
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It's a tasty baked treat, unless you've been warped by carrying an artefact of Ultimate Evil ... which I'm sure you haven't.
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Re: Hey there! Have some lembas! by
on 2008-08-16 07:09:00 UTC
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aah, yes, Lembas. Trail Mix from Tolkien's 'verse, and about as dry as his writing.
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er. dry? I was going for nutritious and delicious by
on 2008-08-16 22:22:00 UTC
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in which case it IS like his writing.
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Well, it's also witty in some areas! by
on 2008-08-16 18:32:00 UTC
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Some of the canonicals say such stupid lines that it's hilarious! I mean, an good-turned evil wizard claims he's Many-Colored when he used to be white, and all his former colleague can say is, "I like white better." ! And Legolas has this really stupid line where he thinks the hobbits grew wings. And--ok, I'll stop rambling now.
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Not sure if Plat or Cassie mentioned.. by
on 2008-08-16 07:29:00 UTC
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But most people on the Board like Tolkien's work.
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I did poke her to read the Constitution... by
on 2008-08-16 10:20:00 UTC
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However, our definition of Assassin seemed to make her twitch, and I'm not sure if she finished reading it.
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Hallo, and welcome! by
on 2008-08-16 05:41:00 UTC
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What 'verse did Heinlein write?
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Re: Hallo, and welcome! by
on 2008-08-16 07:08:00 UTC
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Future History's his most famous, though he'll admit in his own books to writing a number of them for the money.
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I bestow unto thee Ray-dee-oh-ack-tive Pow-dah. by
on 2008-08-16 04:08:00 UTC
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Use it to melt 'Sues. Literally.
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Welcome! by
on 2008-08-16 03:21:00 UTC
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Slayers AND Heinlein? I think I'm in love... Platonically, of course.
Here, have a spatula, since people have already given you the spork and the whisk. -
Re: Welcome! by
on 2008-08-16 03:44:00 UTC
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Spatulas and Sporks have always made me twitch as the epitome of "OMG SO RANDUUUUM XD" style random, but thank you. Any word on when Xellos will be showing up in the new series?
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*shrug* by
on 2008-08-16 03:49:00 UTC
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Well, we're a little odd here. It's like SpecOps in the Thursday Next books.
Not a clue. He ought to show up eventually...
Looks from the opening sequence like they're going to be working with the storyline from volume five at least... How they're going to do it without Mazenda, I'm not sure. Not to mention that the "Lina can't use magic" twist has been done to death by now. -
Re: *shrug* by
on 2008-08-16 04:27:00 UTC
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Sure, the "Lina can't use magic" twist has been done, but it HAS to be done, or she fires off a giant ball of "I win".
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Good point. by
on 2008-08-16 04:30:00 UTC
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I still wonder how we'd manage it since we killed off Mazenda in NEXT, though. Though I suppose if we're just using the "Zanafar reborn" part (please pardon my lack of double letters, I always have trouble figuring out where those things go in proper names in Slayers)...
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So do the authors. (nm) by
on 2008-08-16 06:00:00 UTC
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HEINLEIN! by
on 2008-08-16 02:28:00 UTC
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*platonic glompage*
So which ones d'you like? I became mildly (okay, extremely) obsessed with Tunnel in the Sky around third or fourth grade. (I think I even created some fic in my head but abandoned it within a few hours. Such was the workings of my mind in those days. :P)
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Oh, crap... by
on 2008-08-16 02:30:00 UTC
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I totally forgot to give you a ypur. Here. It's a yak, except blue and spiky-horned and sausage-eating. To save time and energy shearing them, you get a scarf as well. Nice and fluffy, but tends to smother if you wear it over your face.
It was born from a spambot's typo, and as such relishes the taste of their flesh.
...that sounded kinda completely wrong. xD -
Re: Oh, crap... by
on 2008-08-16 03:43:00 UTC
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> that sounded kinda completely wrong
JUST A LITTLE.
That said, pretty much most of his Lazarus Long stuff. Sure, he's blatant SI before SI was a problem, but cursed be if he isn't fun to read. -
First plover! (nm) by
on 2008-08-15 21:04:00 UTC
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Hi by
on 2008-08-15 19:56:00 UTC
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Have a P-90. It's very good for killing Sues with. I see July has already given you a link to the Wiki.
Come on in and say goodbye to your sanity. It will not help you here. -
Hiya! by
on 2008-08-15 19:55:00 UTC
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I gift you with an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and it whisks spambots, author wraiths, and eggs! Use it for good and not
muchevil.
Welcome to the insanity! -
It's a very small world after all. by
on 2008-08-15 19:34:00 UTC
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*slightly boggling*
How'd you end up here, outta curiosity? Plat?
A link to the PPC wiki. -
Re: It's a very small world after all. by
on 2008-08-15 19:46:00 UTC
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Plat introduced me to Cass, who I strongarmed into telling me about this place.
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Yeah, right. by
on 2008-08-15 19:58:00 UTC
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One hint she was interested and I was off. Hardly strongarming.
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Re: Yeah, right. by
on 2008-08-15 19:59:00 UTC
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I'm good at subtly strongarming people!
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Which, I promise you, is true. (nm) by
on 2008-08-15 20:14:00 UTC
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First ketchup! by
on 2008-08-15 19:28:00 UTC
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Welcome! I give you...a shrubbery!
You can find fic for anything. The question is, do you want to? -
Re: First ketchup! by
on 2008-08-15 19:31:00 UTC
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Given the matter in the original material? Yes, actually.
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Aloha! by
on 2008-08-15 19:19:00 UTC
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Hi there! Welcome welcome. Have a spork and some duct tape, and good wishes and luck for the future.
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Welcomes, Val! by
on 2008-08-15 18:50:00 UTC
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Of course, I know you already, but welcome to the Board!
I present you with your very own bag of pebbles for throwing at Sues and a Random Shiny Object for gazing at.
I shall refrain from going on too much, as I can get over-enthusiastic in my greetings, but I am sure that people will be along shortly to give you the usual links and newbie-presents. -
Re: Welcomes, Val! by
on 2008-08-15 18:57:00 UTC
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But...wouldn't the Sues just be too OMG PERFECT for the pebbles to touch them?
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Nope. PPC pebbles. (nm) by
on 2008-08-15 19:54:00 UTC
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