Subject: Okay.....What the ****
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Posted on: 2014-07-30 14:38:00 UTC
uhhhhh..... dwarves riding goats? my only reaction is WTF bro.
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The Battle of the Five Armies teaser trailer's out by
on 2014-07-30 14:15:00 UTC
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSzeFFsKEt4
Prepare for the final chapter of craziness in middle-earth from Peter Jackson, co-starring (what looks likes) Dwarves riding goats into battle. -
Saw it just yesterday. by
on 2014-08-03 14:22:00 UTC
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All I could think was, 'I wonder if Radagast will return on his ridiculous bunny sled?'
I'm still WTFing about the appearance of Legolas and the love triangle with the OC and Kili. So I'm still burned out from the last movie. -
What is this I don't even. by
on 2014-07-31 07:17:00 UTC
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Is it bitter of me to say I'm p****d at what they did with Thorin's character?
It looks like the explosions will be quite enjoyable, though. -
Okay.....What the **** by
on 2014-07-30 14:38:00 UTC
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uhhhhh..... dwarves riding goats? my only reaction is WTF bro.
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Batlle goats?! by
on 2014-07-30 14:33:00 UTC
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Battle goats??!! No! That is so wrong! It was supposed to be war pigs! I was promised war pigs!
The ridiculous expression to go with this movie should be 'Dain Ironfoot on a war pig!'. 'Dain Ironfoot on a battle goat!' does simply not have the same ring to it. *huffs and goes off to sulk in corner* -
Could still be Dain Ironfoot on a war pig by
on 2014-07-31 15:26:00 UTC
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And the rest of the dwarves on battle goats. Like an indication of rank for him?
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Re: Could still be Dain Ironfoot on a war pig by
on 2014-08-01 00:27:00 UTC
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This... well I'm just going to be insensitive here. Some of the audience would probably take high offense to the touching of pigs, and the change is to keep from alienating them.
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That's ... by
on 2014-07-31 20:08:00 UTC
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... so wonderfully silly that I can't help but love it. Oh, the mental image of the dwarves riding into war on assorted farm animals on steroids.
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies teaser trailer's out by
on 2014-07-30 14:24:00 UTC
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Dwarves riding goats is very World of Warcraft.
The goat-drawn chariot is fine, considering that Thor had one.
If that barefoot person is anyone than Bilbo, I'm going to question why they aren't wearing shoes. -
Fairly certain that barefoot person is Galadriel by
on 2014-07-30 15:50:00 UTC
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or rather I can'r see Bilbo wearing a white dress/skirt thing.
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Alternate situation by
on 2014-07-31 06:03:00 UTC
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Oh no... Bilbo crossdresses!
Which would actually be pretty cool...
Somebody needs to do a Crossdresser!Bilbo fanfic.