Subject: Batlle goats?!
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Posted on: 2014-07-30 14:33:00 UTC
Battle goats??!! No! That is so wrong! It was supposed to be war pigs! I was promised war pigs!
The ridiculous expression to go with this movie should be 'Dain Ironfoot on a war pig!'. 'Dain Ironfoot on a battle goat!' does simply not have the same ring to it. *huffs and goes off to sulk in corner*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSzeFFsKEt4
Prepare for the final chapter of craziness in middle-earth from Peter Jackson, co-starring (what looks likes) Dwarves riding goats into battle.
All I could think was, 'I wonder if Radagast will return on his ridiculous bunny sled?'
I'm still WTFing about the appearance of Legolas and the love triangle with the OC and Kili. So I'm still burned out from the last movie.
Is it bitter of me to say I'm p****d at what they did with Thorin's character?
It looks like the explosions will be quite enjoyable, though.
uhhhhh..... dwarves riding goats? my only reaction is WTF bro.
Battle goats??!! No! That is so wrong! It was supposed to be war pigs! I was promised war pigs!
The ridiculous expression to go with this movie should be 'Dain Ironfoot on a war pig!'. 'Dain Ironfoot on a battle goat!' does simply not have the same ring to it. *huffs and goes off to sulk in corner*
And the rest of the dwarves on battle goats. Like an indication of rank for him?
This... well I'm just going to be insensitive here. Some of the audience would probably take high offense to the touching of pigs, and the change is to keep from alienating them.
... so wonderfully silly that I can't help but love it. Oh, the mental image of the dwarves riding into war on assorted farm animals on steroids.
Dwarves riding goats is very World of Warcraft.
The goat-drawn chariot is fine, considering that Thor had one.
If that barefoot person is anyone than Bilbo, I'm going to question why they aren't wearing shoes.
or rather I can'r see Bilbo wearing a white dress/skirt thing.
Oh no... Bilbo crossdresses!
Which would actually be pretty cool...
Somebody needs to do a Crossdresser!Bilbo fanfic.