Subject: WARNING: NEWBIE DETECTED
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Posted on: 2014-05-30 05:31:00 UTC
Hey there, I'm 99Hedgehog and I'd tell you to just call me 99 but everyone seems to prefer Hedgehog for whatever reason. Anyways, here, have a set of Gothic Plate Armour, a Renaissance longsword and a Heater Shield!
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
Hello, my name is bluefa02, but you guys can call me Iris or Cozmo! I am wanting to join the PPC, so I hope we all get along! I've read all the stuff I need to, so I think I've got the gist of this now. My fandoms are: MLP(My Little Pony), PPG(PowerPuff Girls), Homestuck, Kagerou Project(Mekakucity Actors), Dangan Ronpa, Warriors, RWBY, MLAATR(My Life as a Teenage Robot), Artemis Fowl, Attack on Titan, Bravest Warriors, Cartoon Network, Danny Phantom, Harry Potter, Professor Layton, Tangled, The Chronicles of Narnia, and a whole bunch of other things! Feel free to talk to me anytime!
Her/she pronouns
United States
Chinese-American, fluent in both
I have a deviantart here--->http://bluefa02.deviantart.com/
Warning: If I consider you a friend/friendly, I will immediately drop the correct capitalization, spelling, grammar, punctuation, just enough for you to still understand me but not in a serious way. YE HAVE BEEN WARNED...muahahhaahahhaha. 〜(￣▽￣〜)
I also use lots of emoticons.＼(^▽^＠)ノ
Welcome aboard my friend! :3
I actually like Homestuck, RWBY, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and The Chronicles of Narnia as well! So, as your newb gift, (everyone gets one, only one guy actually used it.) you get one coupon for a FREE custom gunblade of your choice, and because it isn't RWBY without it, some Dust. Been meaning to watch AoT... should I?
It's also about a dystopia universe, so I think you'd enjoy it! ^^
2nd Episode, and I'm liking it, but damn is it dark.
It's a pretty grim storyline/plot, but that's what makes it interesting! ^^
^^
*awkward silence* Sorry, I didn't see who/what you were replying to ^^;
This is a bit late and it's been a while since I've been here.
Any who, please accept my gift of an Official Fanfiction University of Doctor Who sweatshirt, a potato cannon (100% Sasha approved), and a basket of russet potatoes (Also 100% Sasha approved).
MLAATR has a fandom? I used to love that show so much!
Sweatshirts compose 90% of my wardrobe.
*OMNOMNOM POTATOES*
And yes, it does have a fandom(quite a big one, actually :))!
Ah, another newbie. So shiny!~ A*HEM*
*coughs* Nice to meet you! I'm a bit of a lurker, but you're a newbie and. Well.
I have a feeling your going to fit right in!
As a gift, I give you keg of Goblin Ale, straight from the Labyrinth.
Be warned, it is stronger than Bleepka, and even Purple Stuff cannot rid you of its hangover.
Use it wisely.
Emma
And I will. Use it wisely.
At least I'll try. Knowing me, I'll put it into an empty water bottle and spike some Sue's drink.
Ehehe...eheheheh.
That's quite a list of fandoms. Here's a popcorn machine and a fancy top hat!
Yeah, it's kinda hard to keep track of all the updates and reading ^_^'
Thanks for the stuff, even though I can't eat popcorn(braces)...screw that. *NOMNOMNOM* And this top hat is perfect for that fancy internet meeting coming up (^▽^)ﾉ Thanks!
Hey there, I'm 99Hedgehog and I'd tell you to just call me 99 but everyone seems to prefer Hedgehog for whatever reason. Anyways, here, have a set of Gothic Plate Armour, a Renaissance longsword and a Heater Shield!
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
Thanks, 99! These'll come in handy!
Yoohoo, that certain person who was typing in all caps, swearing at me for saying "Yes" when she asked a question, and typing with no SPaG at all!
Oof, this armor is heavy!
The armour is actually so light that you can do cartwheels in it.
THE EMPEROR CLARIFIES!
That's pretty cool!
Have some Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans!
Wow! Thanks! Never tasted any of these!
*bites into yellow one*
'scuuuse...*runs to restroom*
It's good that you've read everything already. Allow me to join the choorus of "Welcome to the PPC!"
*peruses list of fandoms*
Hmmm, MLP and Phoenix Wright, eh? Have you seen Turnabout Storm, by any chance? It's a wonderful MLP/PW crossover, and if the ending of the last case of PW5 was not inspired by this fanfic, that would be scary...
We also chare Artemis Fowl, Professor Layton, and Narnia.
Are Pokemon and Bakugan: Battle Brawlers also part of your fandoms, by any chance?
As for your newbie gift...
*rummages through bag of holding*
Here, have a snowglobe with a replica of your favorite fictional city inside!
Oh yeah, I've seen Turnabout Storm! Never got the chance to finish it, though ^_^'
Pokemon is a partial fandom-I've read pretty much every book in the series ^u^
Thanks for the snowglobe!
Hi, have some fudge!
*Ahem* Yes, I like using the Dramatic Voice. 'Tis fun.
Anyhoo, how are you, Cozmo? Artemis Fowl, The Chronicles of Narnia, and RWBY are all very fun and amazing canons. (I bet you can't wait for July.) So is MLP:FIM. Good for you.
As a welcome gift, I hereby give you a Fluffy Velociraptor. They are friendly little critters, about the size of a Golden Retriever from nose to tail, and covered in long and (insanely) fluffy fur. This one is named Gonzo, and he is green. I would have liked to give you an Elemental Time Squirrel as well, but the time lock is broken on their cage, and I need to borrow go borrow a TARDIS again to track them all down.
Have a lovely day, Cozmo. (And don't give Gonzo sausage. Whatever you do.)
Hello, I'm doing very well, thank you(Yes, July can't come soon enough)!
Thanks for Gonzo(he's a very cute and cuddly creature)! I've never really had a snuggable pet before! (Does the sausage turn him into a vicious meat-eating monster or is he just allergic? The latter is preferred.)
Good luck rounding up those squirrels! And a nice day to you too!
I've got most of the squirrels rounded up now… Oh wait. One crawled up my pants leg in the past. Gimme a second.
…
Thank you. Gonzo should not eat sausage because it gives him gas. If you value your nose, do not give him sausage.
:)
Grab that squirrel before you fall over!
I'll be sure to keep that in mind(I have a VERY smelly turtle for a pet and she doesn't get so endearing after that)^_^'
Hello, there. Welcome to the PPC.
So you have read everything you need? That's good. It will serve you well. Trust me. How do I know? Because I used to try without doing it. X)
I tried reading a PPC mission once because I thought it would be one of those stories that would explain things along the way.
I was wrong ^_^'
Hello! You need a welcome present... Have a plush Ponified version of your favorite Harry Potter character! Brohoof! /)*(<br>
And don't worry about fancy emoticons, as long as they're appropriate. So, basically, not in stories and that's about it. ;)
Here's a happy dance for you!
('-') ('-')/ (/'-')/ ('-')/
I've gotten messages from so many nice people ^_^
I've never really written a fanfic before...but I feel that emoticons are probably not necessary in those.
Yay happy dances! I'm not very good at them thoughHere's mine!₍₍ ◝(・ω・)◟
Welcome, welcome. Since you've already read the stuff, I'll just give you this cup of Lapsang Souchong tea.
Just don't let the leaves eat you.
I'll try...0_0
yoohoo! Dear, sweet little brother! Try some of this tea!
Don't worry. He has an appetite that is not bound by the laws of physics.
For your newbie gift… a plushie Fireheart (star)! :D :D
Yaaay thank you!
*squishes plushie*
Professor Layton, huh? Have you played any Ace Attorney? Because the crossover was particularly awesome.
And please don't lose the proper grammar. Bad grammar hurts us, yesss it does.
As for gifts... I have this... marker pen! It even writes on glass! Heh heh... heh? Yeah.
I'll leave now, before I embarrass myself further. :-)
I've played a little bit, but not enough to be 100% in the fandom ^^' And bad grammar seems to be an instant *hissssss* for you guys, so I'll stay away from it ^^'
Thank you for the pen, I needed one of these.
*walks away and starts doodling all over sleeping brother's face*
Hello, Please to meet you. Enjoy this AOT poncho. Also please take this Mini-Eren. Careful he's a biter
Thank you for the poncho. My AOT obsessed friend will be very pleased with my fashion choices.
And don't worry. I've had my fair share of bites. ^_^
Hello and welcome!
I give to you a lined Infinite Notebook, complete with urple covers and wilver bindings. Don't look at it straight on!
-Aila
(And please keep to proper spelling and grammar. I know that I, at the very least, cringe at bad SPaG, and though I don't make a point of pointing it out, it's always nice to read properly-formatted sentences. I'm very nearly certain everyone else here feels the same way. And, um, sorry if that came of as confrontational, or rude, or something. I'm not good at this.)
I'll try to keep good SPaG on here if it's that much of a pet peeve. ^u^ Thanks for the warning!
I'll have to be very careful with this notebook. But thanks!
PPC Constitution, Article 11:
Thou shalt make thyself legible. Spell correctly and use good grammar to the best of your ability — remember, the PPC is a force for good writing, and that includes SPaG. Wherever you are in the PPC community, spell, punctuate and grammatise to the very highest standard. Occasional honest mistakes will be forgiven, of course — but everything else aside, it’ll be hard for everyone to understand you and respond to you if you go, "OMG! I cant belive taht newst movie is out! Its so gr8!"You DID read the whole Constitution when you were reading "all the stuff you needed to," right? {; )
Basically, our rationale is this: we're a community which supports, focuses on, was founded on the ideal of good writing, and that includes proper SPaG, therefore, we should demonstrate our values ourselves so that we don't become hypocrites.
Also, some of us get all twitchy.
-Aila
(The preview function is an absolute wonder, by the way.)
It's probalbly a good thing that you guys told me this @@
I don't want to be attacked on my first day! Thanks for the heads up
god i feel so stupid now (;¬¬)