Welcome aboard my friend! :3

I actually like Homestuck, RWBY, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and The Chronicles of Narnia as well! So, as your newb gift, (everyone gets one, only one guy actually used it.) you get one coupon for a FREE custom gunblade of your choice, and because it isn't RWBY without it, some Dust. Been meaning to watch AoT... should I?

This is a bit late and it's been a while since I've been here.
Any who, please accept my gift of an Official Fanfiction University of Doctor Who sweatshirt, a potato cannon (100% Sasha approved), and a basket of russet potatoes (Also 100% Sasha approved).

MLAATR has a fandom? I used to love that show so much!

Ah, another newbie. So shiny!~ A*HEM*
*coughs* Nice to meet you! I'm a bit of a lurker, but you're a newbie and. Well.
I have a feeling your going to fit right in!
As a gift, I give you keg of Goblin Ale, straight from the Labyrinth.
Be warned, it is stronger than Bleepka, and even Purple Stuff cannot rid you of its hangover.
Use it wisely.
Emma

That's quite a list of fandoms. Here's a popcorn machine and a fancy top hat!

Hey there, I'm 99Hedgehog and I'd tell you to just call me 99 but everyone seems to prefer Hedgehog for whatever reason. Anyways, here, have a set of Gothic Plate Armour, a Renaissance longsword and a Heater Shield!

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

Have some Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans!

It's good that you've read everything already. Allow me to join the choorus of "Welcome to the PPC!"

*peruses list of fandoms*
Hmmm, MLP and Phoenix Wright, eh? Have you seen Turnabout Storm, by any chance? It's a wonderful MLP/PW crossover, and if the ending of the last case of PW5 was not inspired by this fanfic, that would be scary...

We also chare Artemis Fowl, Professor Layton, and Narnia.

Are Pokemon and Bakugan: Battle Brawlers also part of your fandoms, by any chance?

As for your newbie gift...
*rummages through bag of holding*
Here, have a snowglobe with a replica of your favorite fictional city inside!

Hi, have some fudge!

*Ahem* Yes, I like using the Dramatic Voice. 'Tis fun.

Anyhoo, how are you, Cozmo? Artemis Fowl, The Chronicles of Narnia, and RWBY are all very fun and amazing canons. (I bet you can't wait for July.) So is MLP:FIM. Good for you.

As a welcome gift, I hereby give you a Fluffy Velociraptor. They are friendly little critters, about the size of a Golden Retriever from nose to tail, and covered in long and (insanely) fluffy fur. This one is named Gonzo, and he is green. I would have liked to give you an Elemental Time Squirrel as well, but the time lock is broken on their cage, and I need to borrow go borrow a TARDIS again to track them all down.

Have a lovely day, Cozmo. (And don't give Gonzo sausage. Whatever you do.)

Hello, there. Welcome to the PPC.

So you have read everything you need? That's good. It will serve you well. Trust me. How do I know? Because I used to try without doing it. X)

Hello! You need a welcome present... Have a plush Ponified version of your favorite Harry Potter character! Brohoof! /)*(<br>
And don't worry about fancy emoticons, as long as they're appropriate. So, basically, not in stories and that's about it. ;)

Here's a happy dance for you!

('-') ('-')/ (/'-')/ ('-')/

Welcome, welcome. Since you've already read the stuff, I'll just give you this cup of Lapsang Souchong tea.
Just don't let the leaves eat you.

For your newbie gift… a plushie Fireheart (star)! :D :D

Professor Layton, huh? Have you played any Ace Attorney? Because the crossover was particularly awesome.
And please don't lose the proper grammar. Bad grammar hurts us, yesss it does.
As for gifts... I have this... marker pen! It even writes on glass! Heh heh... heh? Yeah.
I'll leave now, before I embarrass myself further. :-)

Hello, Please to meet you. Enjoy this AOT poncho. Also please take this Mini-Eren. Careful he's a biter

Hello and welcome!

I give to you a lined Infinite Notebook, complete with urple covers and wilver bindings. Don't look at it straight on!

-Aila

(And please keep to proper spelling and grammar. I know that I, at the very least, cringe at bad SPaG, and though I don't make a point of pointing it out, it's always nice to read properly-formatted sentences. I'm very nearly certain everyone else here feels the same way. And, um, sorry if that came of as confrontational, or rude, or something. I'm not good at this.)