I didn't see what fandoms you like, other than LotR, so, here! You get a letter opened shaped like Sting! Welcome aBoard!

Glad to see you've read the original series and are eager to connect. What other fandoms are you interested in? How'd you come across Tolkien's works? Where'd you first hear about us?

Sorry for all my questions; I like learning about people. Your newbie gifts are a box of erasable colored pencils, a mini tape dispenser, and a Luigi plush. Enjoy them! =D

Hello and welcome to the PPC! Stick around a while and enjoy the craziness. I would post a link to the Permission page, but I am writing this on a phone, and I don't want to feel with the HTML.

Either way your newbie gift:
*rummaging in bag of holding*
Hobbit fan... what to give a Hobbit fan...
*continues rummaging*
Aha!
*Pulls out snowglobe*
Here, have a snowglobe with a replica of your favorite locale inside!

I found this fic a while back. It is NSFW. For Her.

I'd like to get some other people's opinions on this fic. I think I've kind of lost my confidence on picking targets. My first thought was that this would be very workable as a Bad Slash mission, but then I was kind of eh...

The more the stronger. Here! Have your very own Hobbit plushie! :D

I'm 99Hedgehog and I would tell you to just call me 99, but everyone seems to prefer Hedgehog for whatever reason. Anyways, here, have a Big Book of Tropes!

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

Have this fake female-Dwarf for fem!Bilbo to wear. I'm sure Thorin will appreciate it.

Have some cookies! Whatever type is your favorite. :P
Welcome aboard!

Hello and welcome!

I give to you now a lined Infinite Notebook, complete with urple covers and wilver bindings. Enjoy, and don't look at it straight on!

-Aila

Missions aren't exactly written in just a day after all, and I know at least I have one in the works.

(The movies are themselves badfic, so you have a nesting doll of badness when it comes to the Pit! Target-rich environment.)

You know how they say never to look a gift horse in the mouth? Less Hobbit missions means less Hobbit badfics… That we know of. Great. Thanks for that.

On another note, you're new here? Great! Have this Pocky I stole from Sakura Kyoko. Just don't tell anyone who gave it to you--she's STILL hunting me.

I've been wondering about that myself. In fact, I got around to searching for a few Hobbit badfic, but I ran out of steam before I even started trawling the Fanfiction page…

But anyways, good day to you, SongWitch! You aren't the type who steals voices from mermaids, are you? Because that kind tends to get impaled on ship masts. Just saying.