*waves*

Lack of Hobbit Sporking by SongWitch on 2014-05-22 18:45:00 UTC Reply

Hello, all! I'm new here, although I've been eager to connect with other people. I burned through Jay and Acacia's original series in about two weeks, and am eager for more.
One thing that I've noticed is that there is only one mission into a Hobbit fanfiction. With the two new movies (which I loved, and won't hear anything said against them) I'm sure there's a lot of Fili/OC, Kili/OC, Thorin/OC, and bad Thilbo slash out there. (Not that all Thilbo slash is bad. I enjoy a good fem!Bilbo/Thorin story every now and then.) My personal goal, should I get permission, is to start killing off some of the Mary Sues mucking up canon out there.

Oh hai thar newbie! :D by Iximaz on 2014-05-23 21:01:00 UTC Reply

I didn't see what fandoms you like, other than LotR, so, here! You get a letter opened shaped like Sting! Welcome aBoard!
Hello, hello! by eatpraylove on 2014-05-23 16:50:00 UTC Reply

Glad to see you've read the original series and are eager to connect. What other fandoms are you interested in? How'd you come across Tolkien's works? Where'd you first hear about us?

Sorry for all my questions; I like learning about people. Your newbie gifts are a box of erasable colored pencils, a mini tape dispenser, and a Luigi plush. Enjoy them! =D

Thanks for the gifts by SongWitch on 2014-05-24 00:48:00 UTC Reply

So many presents I don't know what to do with! *hugs plushies*
To those of you asking, my main fandoms are (besides Tolkien) Discworld and Doctor Who (mainly Classic) but I also love Redwall, Sherlock, Blackadder, Firefly, Pushing Daisies, Red Dwarf, and Whose Line is it Anyway. Whew! Now that I list them all out, it seems like a lot. Oh, and Cabin Pressure! Can't forget good old MJN Air.

Welcome, newbie! by son_of_heaven176 on 2014-05-23 15:59:00 UTC Reply

Hello and welcome to the PPC! Stick around a while and enjoy the craziness. I would post a link to the Permission page, but I am writing this on a phone, and I don't want to feel with the HTML.

Either way your newbie gift:
*rummaging in bag of holding*
Hobbit fan... what to give a Hobbit fan...
*continues rummaging*
Aha!
*Pulls out snowglobe*
Here, have a snowglobe with a replica of your favorite locale inside!
Hobbit fic opinion wanted by Miah on 2014-05-23 05:10:00 UTC Reply

I found this fic a while back. It is NSFW. For Her.

I'd like to get some other people's opinions on this fic. I think I've kind of lost my confidence on picking targets. My first thought was that this would be very workable as a Bad Slash mission, but then I was kind of eh...
Welcome! by Tigeress on 2014-05-23 02:42:00 UTC Reply

The more the stronger. Here! Have your very own Hobbit plushie! :D
Ohey! by 99Hedgehog on 2014-05-23 02:34:00 UTC Reply

I'm 99Hedgehog and I would tell you to just call me 99, but everyone seems to prefer Hedgehog for whatever reason. Anyways, here, have a Big Book of Tropes!

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS
Welcome by Pippa's Ghost on 2014-05-23 01:31:00 UTC Reply

Have this fake female-Dwarf for fem!Bilbo to wear. I'm sure Thorin will appreciate it.

Re: Welcome by zdimensia on 2014-05-23 01:41:00 UTC Reply

But you can't HANG from a fake beard!

Gawd, my last D&D session, I got the male dwarf cleric, a guy got the female, we didn't trade... His character drawing had the beard split to display the cleavage. My dwarf was wall-eyed and still managed to cast "the most interesting person you've ever seen" spell on himself.
female-Dwarf *beard* (nm) by Pippa's Ghost on 2014-05-23 01:31:00 UTC Reply

Welcome!! by Rats on 2014-05-23 00:53:00 UTC Reply

Have some cookies! Whatever type is your favorite. :P
Welcome aboard!
*waves* by Ailavyn Siniyash on 2014-05-22 22:30:00 UTC Reply

Hello and welcome!

I give to you now a lined Infinite Notebook, complete with urple covers and wilver bindings. Enjoy, and don't look at it straight on!

-Aila
Maybe some are in progress. by Ekyl on 2014-05-22 21:54:00 UTC Reply

Missions aren't exactly written in just a day after all, and I know at least I have one in the works.

(The movies are themselves badfic, so you have a nesting doll of badness when it comes to the Pit! Target-rich environment.)
Wait a Second... by NotHimAgain on 2014-05-22 19:53:00 UTC Reply

You know how they say never to look a gift horse in the mouth? Less Hobbit missions means less Hobbit badfics… That we know of. Great. Thanks for that.

On another note, you're new here? Great! Have this Pocky I stole from Sakura Kyoko. Just don't tell anyone who gave it to you--she's STILL hunting me.
Welcome, and good idea, too. by Legacy on 2014-05-22 19:50:00 UTC Reply

I've been wondering about that myself. In fact, I got around to searching for a few Hobbit badfic, but I ran out of steam before I even started trawling the Fanfiction page…

But anyways, good day to you, SongWitch! You aren't the type who steals voices from mermaids, are you? Because that kind tends to get impaled on ship masts. Just saying.

Hellloooo! by Seychelles on 2014-05-22 23:57:00 UTC Reply

Here have this Middle Earth traveling cloak and Fem! Bilbo Plushie. Yeah I've noticed the lack of Hobbit bad fic as well. Hopefully their will be more bad fic in the future.