Subject: (Yay, Hamlet!)
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Posted on: 2014-05-06 16:44:00 UTC

To kill, to purge--<br>No more--and by that purging say we end<br>The heartache and thousand unnatural shocks<br>Badfic is heir to. 'Tis a consummation<br>Devoutly to be wished. To kill, to purge;<br>To purge, perchance be flamed. Ay, there's the rub,<br>For in that purge of life, what flames may come<br>When we have shuffled off this fanfic coil<br>Must give us pause. There's the respect<br>That makes calamity of our career.<br>For who would bear the whips and scorns of trolls,<br>The Suethor's wrong, the fangirl's "Ur so meen!",<br>The pangs of frightful SPaG, the plot's delay,<br>The insolence of fanbrats, and the spurns<br>Characters merit of th' unworthy take<br>When she herself might her sanity make<br>With a bare Bleeprin?<br><br>(I've probably screwed up the entire original meaning of the monologue, but whatever.)

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