OI, OI! Over here! Hello there, fellow n00b who stalked the crap out of the wiki! I'm TwisTed_R3V3NG3, but you can call me TwisTed (CAPITAL T'S OR YOU DIE)! I just joined a couple days (week?) ago, but welcome anyway. Something to remember is NEVER trust the tea leaves. Also... *Hugs the ever-loving HELL out of you* DEAR GOD, YOU LIKE R.A?!? YES! I HAVE WAITED SO LOOOOOOONG! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!! People who also replied to my "Hello There World", I didn't know you liked it! Anyways, in addition to my new, original gift I just thought up now, (which is one coupon for a FREE gunblade of your choice, smithed by yours truly, along with some complimentary bleeprin) have a Ranger Cloak! Enjoy your stay!

...<. ...>.>...

Don't ask me where I got it...

Please.

I hope you enjoy your time here. Have a sentient adjective, grab a chair, and get settled in. Here is your very own Awake.

Welcome to the nuthouse! Here's a video of the utterly amazing Tony Swatton forging Sting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKFOEyDE-uY

So what other kinds of things do you like? Do you watch a lot of anime? =D

I have not read Ranger's Apprentice, but from what I see of it on Wikipedia, it sounds like a good story.

As for your newbie gift, have a snowglobe with a replica of your favorite fictional locale inside!

*takes saxe knife* awesome! *admires it*
Erm... *looks at the cup of tea* *tries to touch it* GASP my fingers!

I thought I was one of few. Anyways, I'm 99Hedgehog, but just call me 99. Here, have a... uh... a saxe! I nicked it off a Ranger, no you can't ask how.

The Emperor Protects!

-Waves-
People pointed you toward the stuff, so I'll just give you a cup of tea. Which is predatory and will try to eat you. So I'll also give you this Test Tiger to protect you.

… Then I became a manga fanatic. Welcome to the PPC, have a cookie.

Survive.

Please take this X-men jacket and Nightcrawler plushie

Hello and welcome!

I give to you a lined Infinite Notebook, complete with urple covers and wilver binding. Don't look at it straight on!

-Aila

Yes, I have :3
I love Cinder (Lunar Chronicles) but I don't think they are very well known... Yet.
Practically every series I love I have read every book that has come out so-far. I think it is necessary to say I am a very fast reader, can finish one Ranger's Apprentice book in an hour or two.
*noms on banana* also, I'm random.

*takes oakleaf* ahh! Mah eyes! *puts it around neck anyway*

What other fandoms do you have?

OHMIGOSH ANOTHER RANGER'S APPRENTICE FAN!

*glomps*

Here: your very own Urple Oakleaf!

Come right in, have some lemming repellent, and pull up something to sit on!

I trust you've also seen the Constitution? Because that's a good thing to look at outside the Wiki and the TOS. :D