Subject: Thanks!
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Posted on: 2014-04-11 19:03:00 UTC

Ugh, that first one. It's almost like she heard the word "Animorph" somewhere, found out it means turning into animals, and stopped looking into it. There's nothing to make her different from your basic fantasy shape-shifter, and she can go from one animal form to another without turning human (or dwarf I guess?) in between. And she doesn't even use the ability intelligently. In theory her abilities make Bilbo's presence completely pointless, but she saves Thorin from falling off a mountain once, and that's it. Most of the "story" is purely a retelling of the movie. What is even the point of you, Evelyn? And what is up with your name?

The second has almost exactly the same problems, except swap in "Dragonborn" for "Animorph." Wolf-speaking, line-stealing, fast-healing, know-it-all, tag-along nonsense. *headdesk headdesk headdesk*

I might take either one of those. Or both. It would be a job of work on my part to make them entertaining because they spend so much time doing absolutely nothing to explore how a new person with new abilities affects the dynamics of the group and the outcome of the various encounters, but the logical problems alone could be enough. We'll see!

... I'm not even touching the third one. Nope. Do Not Want.

~Neshomeh

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