Subject: Your orcs were created by Betty Crocker?
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Posted on: 2014-04-04 18:56:00 UTC
Kudos. Not everyone stands up to the overlard sea queen like that. Especially not if it involves liberating some of her workers and turning them into your workers. I'd ask where she got the orcs, but hey, Betty Crocker is a multiversal conqueror. She probably picked them up from some Tolkien-derived fantasy universe.
For example, mine is-
Kitty Eden
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~Kitty
Lord of the Orcs under Bukit Kepayan,
Representative of Orcs under the Crocker Range,
Nominal servant of Morgoth,
Dark Lord Aakmal.
Kudos. Not everyone stands up to the overlard sea queen like that. Especially not if it involves liberating some of her workers and turning them into your workers. I'd ask where she got the orcs, but hey, Betty Crocker is a multiversal conqueror. She probably picked them up from some Tolkien-derived fantasy universe.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocker_Range. It's a mountain range. bukit Kepayan should clue you in.
The Wikipedia article you linked didn't have anything about Bukit Kepayan, either. So, if that was the phrase that was supposed to key me in, I'm afraid I lack the context to understand it. I'm not even sure if it's a verb or a noun.
Also, the Betty Crocker thing was a joke. I had no idea what a Crocker Range was, and the only three Crockers I know about are the famous batterwitch(and in Homestuck, the leader of a species of alien trolls and the instigator of at least two apocalypses), a fairy-obsessed cartoon schoolteacher, and a railroad executive from the 1800s. I thought talking about Betty Crocker would be the best reference. Though, in retrospect, a Dark Lord who rescued his orcs from working at incredibly low wages on an old-timey railroad is also a pretty entertaining idea.
That would be the guy before me. Which isn't my ancestor. That would be very interesting, how orcs could escape railroad construction oppression, hire a ship, and sail off to Sabah. Orcs choose their own Dark Lord these days. I'm not sure if they like my son to inherit the titles they are dead.
Orcs live in mountains and hills, according to Tolkien, except in Mordor. Bukit Kepayan and Crocker Range are a hill and a mountain range, respectively.
Not sure if I have any others.
Maybe Blue Elf? or Eldar Luin if you prefer.
Smurf Elf?
I think that's it? Any of the older folk remember any others for me? :P
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