My ostentatious titles

What's your full title? by KittyEden on 2014-04-01 12:47:00 UTC Reply

For example, mine is-

Kitty Eden
Destroyer of Worlds
The Oncoming Storm
Knight of the Decagonic Table
Pink Tiger
Eater of the Ham-Jam Sandwich
Resident of Myra (City of light! City of magic!)
Unofficial PPC Viewpointer
Mistress of Insanity
Review Nazi

So what is yours? Try not to repeat anything that's been said.

[Totally unrelated- my newest Doctor Who fanfic is up- it's called Through the Vortex. I'd like reviews. As mentioned, I am a Nazi of them. My screen name on ff.net is TheBigCat. ]

~Kitty

Oh, Christ, Not Her. =] (nm) by wobblestheclown on 2014-04-06 01:02:00 UTC Reply
The whole length. by darklordaakmal on 2014-04-04 18:26:00 UTC Reply

Lord of the Orcs under Bukit Kepayan,
Representative of Orcs under the Crocker Range,
Nominal servant of Morgoth,
Dark Lord Aakmal.

Your orcs were created by Betty Crocker? by Outhra on 2014-04-04 18:56:00 UTC Reply

Kudos. Not everyone stands up to the overlard sea queen like that. Especially not if it involves liberating some of her workers and turning them into your workers. I'd ask where she got the orcs, but hey, Betty Crocker is a multiversal conqueror. She probably picked them up from some Tolkien-derived fantasy universe.

Obviously not. by darklordaakmal on 2014-04-04 19:52:00 UTC Reply

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocker_Range. It's a mountain range. bukit Kepayan should clue you in.

I don't know what a Bukit Kepayan is. by Outhra on 2014-04-04 23:30:00 UTC Reply

The Wikipedia article you linked didn't have anything about Bukit Kepayan, either. So, if that was the phrase that was supposed to key me in, I'm afraid I lack the context to understand it. I'm not even sure if it's a verb or a noun.

Also, the Betty Crocker thing was a joke. I had no idea what a Crocker Range was, and the only three Crockers I know about are the famous batterwitch(and in Homestuck, the leader of a species of alien trolls and the instigator of at least two apocalypses), a fairy-obsessed cartoon schoolteacher, and a railroad executive from the 1800s. I thought talking about Betty Crocker would be the best reference. Though, in retrospect, a Dark Lord who rescued his orcs from working at incredibly low wages on an old-timey railroad is also a pretty entertaining idea.

Oh no, no, no. by darklordaakmal on 2014-04-05 04:40:00 UTC Reply

That would be the guy before me. Which isn't my ancestor. That would be very interesting, how orcs could escape railroad construction oppression, hire a ship, and sail off to Sabah. Orcs choose their own Dark Lord these days. I'm not sure if they like my son to inherit the titles they are dead.

Orcs live in mountains and hills, according to Tolkien, except in Mordor. Bukit Kepayan and Crocker Range are a hill and a mountain range, respectively.

Lord of the Mst by Al's Waiter on 2014-04-04 04:48:00 UTC Reply

Not sure if I have any others.

Maybe Blue Elf? or Eldar Luin if you prefer.
Smurf Elf?

I think that's it? Any of the older folk remember any others for me? :P

AW
Title, hmm? by NotHimAgain on 2014-04-03 20:07:00 UTC Reply

Title, hmm? Okay, here we go!

NotHimAgain
Knight of Equestria
TSAB Collaborator
Scrambler of Eggs
Resident of Cair Paravel
Would-Be PPC Writer
Madman with a Computer
ADHD Aspie
Plothole Magnet

I'm on Fanfiction too, but my fanfics so far have been somewhat mediocre, I'm embarrassed to say. My A:TLA fanfic Cosmic Repairs could use a LOT of constructive criticism, though. It would be greatly appreciated. Look me up as Resisting the Borg.

Oh, shoot. Didn't mean to do that. (nm) by NotHimAgain on 2014-04-03 20:14:00 UTC Reply

Got a few here by 99Hedgehog on 2014-04-02 07:16:00 UTC Reply

Magos Explorator 99Hedgehog

Shas'o T'au 99Hedgehog

Lord Inquisitor 99Hedgehog

Captain 99Hedgehog of the U.S.S. Argonaut

Ser 99Hedgehog the Well-Travelled

The Emperor Protects!
My ostentatious titles by Ailavyn Siniyash on 2014-04-02 05:29:00 UTC Reply

Ailayvn Sinyash
Maia Asyntha
She Who Stays Up Too Late Reading
The One With The Fleeting Obsessions
Worshipper of Books
She Who Wears Ankle-length Skirts and Cloaks Daily
Priestess of Fantasy
The One Who Cannot Shut Up
Endorser of Literature
Epic Procrastinator
She Who Has No Attention Sp-- ooh, shiny!

-Aila
Some of mine. by Mikelus on 2014-04-02 05:22:00 UTC Reply

The Dragonwing Alchemist
Mr. Surprisingly Sane
The Phoenix Enforcer

Wow. I can't even remember where any of these came from. I just remember having them.
Re: What's your full title? by Ozzielot on 2014-04-02 02:24:00 UTC Reply

Ozzielot
Procrastinator
Experimentor
Dessert Maker
The Shy One
Observer of Internet Drama

By the way, I recently made blueberry grunt. It was good even when I added more lemon juice and sugar than the recipe called for.
Titles... by Kittythekatty on 2014-04-01 23:03:00 UTC Reply

Kitty of the Katties
Overlord of the Felines
Conqueror of Worlds
Potato Cannon Wielding Mistress

...
Fascinating...
My (pretentious) titles by Snowy the Sane Fangirl on 2014-04-01 22:35:00 UTC Reply

Snowy Keene, Former Suethor
The Sane Fangirl,
The Dalek of Grammar
The Reader of Tales
The Waster of Time
Novice Parody Songwriter
Obsessive Obsessed Fan Poet
Nerd of the Rings

OK, that last one was actually given to me by my brother (Isn't he nice?).
Des' titles by Desdendelle on 2014-04-01 21:53:00 UTC Reply

He Who Drinks Tea, That Weird Guy, The Potted Plant. Off the top of my head.
Lady Lily of the Wintry Woods... by Lily Winterwood on 2014-04-01 20:59:00 UTC Reply

Leader of the Winterwood Rangers
Chronicler of the Hunt for Slorp
Knotter of the Red Strings of Fate
Creator of Alternate Universes
Bestower of the Lemming Repellent
Infiltrator of the Circle of Lemmings
Keeper of Too Many Fanfic Ideas with Not Enough Time to Write Them All

and, last but not least

Feels Satan.
The titles of one PoorCynic. by PoorCynic on 2014-04-01 19:01:00 UTC Reply

PoorCynic
Bachelor of Historical Arts
Master of Documentary Arts
Tablet Tyrant
Snark Fu 8th Degree Black Belt
ConCrit Enforcer
Member of the Fine Facial Hair Brotherhood
Nerdwatcher
Night Walker
Heh. Let's see... by SeaTurtle on 2014-04-01 18:26:00 UTC Reply

SeaTurtle

Plebeian Dude
Sipper of Tea ~~Earl Grey, hot~~
Writer of Lab Reports
Mental Mathlete
Videogame Crack Shot
Keeper of the Sanity Toucans
Aspiring Time Lord
Closet Brony
Maudit Canadien français
Well, mine would be... by Herr Wozzeck on 2014-04-01 17:51:00 UTC Reply

Herr König Wozzeck, The Angry Critic, the Writer of Tales, and Composer of the Court of Astoria the Great City of Cleveland Ohio (Soon to be Cincinnati) and Violist Emeritus of the Unformed String Quartet of Awesome.

*phew*
Title: by doctorlit on 2014-04-01 16:35:00 UTC Reply

doctorlit
of Arizona, son of Tom
worshipper of tales
healer of books
snail-speed writer
hugger of goats
sweeper
thrall of to-do lists
Pokédex slave
chicken
living failure to socialize
strawberry Twizzlers junkie
100% completionist
underweight food-gorger
lover of lowercase letters
Re: Title by eatpraylove on 2014-04-01 16:27:00 UTC Reply

I've never given myself one, but...

Eatpraylove (Sarah)
Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Unova League Champion
Lurker Sublime
Grammar Fanatic ("Grammar Nazi" sounds so impolite)
Bibliophile Extraordinare
Title? by Iximaz on 2014-04-01 15:38:00 UTC Reply

Oh, that's easy!

Iximaz, that crazy girl you know.

Short, sweet, and to the point. :)
I only need one title... by Phobos on 2014-04-01 15:05:00 UTC Reply

-Phobos, The Betraying Betrayer Who Betrays
Lady Seychelles by Seychelles on 2014-04-01 14:31:00 UTC Reply

Lover of superheroes, Hugger of Kittens, That Weird Tall Chick