Subject: My (pretentious) titles
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Posted on: 2014-04-01 22:35:00 UTC
Snowy Keene, Former Suethor
The Sane Fangirl,
The Dalek of Grammar
The Reader of Tales
The Waster of Time
Novice Parody Songwriter
Obsessive Obsessed Fan Poet
Nerd of the Rings
OK, that last one was actually given to me by my brother (Isn't he nice?).
For example, mine is-
Kitty Eden
Destroyer of Worlds
The Oncoming Storm
Knight of the Decagonic Table
Pink Tiger
Eater of the Ham-Jam Sandwich
Resident of Myra (City of light! City of magic!)
Unofficial PPC Viewpointer
Mistress of Insanity
Review Nazi
So what is yours? Try not to repeat anything that's been said.
[Totally unrelated- my newest Doctor Who fanfic is up- it's called Through the Vortex. I'd like reviews. As mentioned, I am a Nazi of them. My screen name on ff.net is TheBigCat. ]
~Kitty
Lord of the Orcs under Bukit Kepayan,
Representative of Orcs under the Crocker Range,
Nominal servant of Morgoth,
Dark Lord Aakmal.
Kudos. Not everyone stands up to the overlard sea queen like that. Especially not if it involves liberating some of her workers and turning them into your workers. I'd ask where she got the orcs, but hey, Betty Crocker is a multiversal conqueror. She probably picked them up from some Tolkien-derived fantasy universe.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocker_Range. It's a mountain range. bukit Kepayan should clue you in.
The Wikipedia article you linked didn't have anything about Bukit Kepayan, either. So, if that was the phrase that was supposed to key me in, I'm afraid I lack the context to understand it. I'm not even sure if it's a verb or a noun.
Also, the Betty Crocker thing was a joke. I had no idea what a Crocker Range was, and the only three Crockers I know about are the famous batterwitch(and in Homestuck, the leader of a species of alien trolls and the instigator of at least two apocalypses), a fairy-obsessed cartoon schoolteacher, and a railroad executive from the 1800s. I thought talking about Betty Crocker would be the best reference. Though, in retrospect, a Dark Lord who rescued his orcs from working at incredibly low wages on an old-timey railroad is also a pretty entertaining idea.
That would be the guy before me. Which isn't my ancestor. That would be very interesting, how orcs could escape railroad construction oppression, hire a ship, and sail off to Sabah. Orcs choose their own Dark Lord these days. I'm not sure if they like my son to inherit the titles they are dead.
Orcs live in mountains and hills, according to Tolkien, except in Mordor. Bukit Kepayan and Crocker Range are a hill and a mountain range, respectively.
Not sure if I have any others.
Maybe Blue Elf? or Eldar Luin if you prefer.
Smurf Elf?
I think that's it? Any of the older folk remember any others for me? :P
AW
Title, hmm? Okay, here we go!
NotHimAgain
Knight of Equestria
TSAB Collaborator
Scrambler of Eggs
Resident of Cair Paravel
Would-Be PPC Writer
Madman with a Computer
ADHD Aspie
Plothole Magnet
I'm on Fanfiction too, but my fanfics so far have been somewhat mediocre, I'm embarrassed to say. My A:TLA fanfic Cosmic Repairs could use a LOT of constructive criticism, though. It would be greatly appreciated. Look me up as Resisting the Borg.
Magos Explorator 99Hedgehog
Shas'o T'au 99Hedgehog
Lord Inquisitor 99Hedgehog
Captain 99Hedgehog of the U.S.S. Argonaut
Ser 99Hedgehog the Well-Travelled
The Emperor Protects!
Ailayvn Sinyash
Maia Asyntha
She Who Stays Up Too Late Reading
The One With The Fleeting Obsessions
Worshipper of Books
She Who Wears Ankle-length Skirts and Cloaks Daily
Priestess of Fantasy
The One Who Cannot Shut Up
Endorser of Literature
Epic Procrastinator
She Who Has No Attention Sp-- ooh, shiny!
-Aila
The Dragonwing Alchemist
Mr. Surprisingly Sane
The Phoenix Enforcer
Wow. I can't even remember where any of these came from. I just remember having them.
Ozzielot
Procrastinator
Experimentor
Dessert Maker
The Shy One
Observer of Internet Drama
By the way, I recently made blueberry grunt. It was good even when I added more lemon juice and sugar than the recipe called for.
Kitty of the Katties
Overlord of the Felines
Conqueror of Worlds
Potato Cannon Wielding Mistress
...
Fascinating...
Snowy Keene, Former Suethor
The Sane Fangirl,
The Dalek of Grammar
The Reader of Tales
The Waster of Time
Novice Parody Songwriter
Obsessive Obsessed Fan Poet
Nerd of the Rings
OK, that last one was actually given to me by my brother (Isn't he nice?).
He Who Drinks Tea, That Weird Guy, The Potted Plant. Off the top of my head.
Leader of the Winterwood Rangers
Chronicler of the Hunt for Slorp
Knotter of the Red Strings of Fate
Creator of Alternate Universes
Bestower of the Lemming Repellent
Infiltrator of the Circle of Lemmings
Keeper of Too Many Fanfic Ideas with Not Enough Time to Write Them All
and, last but not least
Feels Satan.
PoorCynic
Bachelor of Historical Arts
Master of Documentary Arts
Tablet Tyrant
Snark Fu 8th Degree Black Belt
ConCrit Enforcer
Member of the Fine Facial Hair Brotherhood
Nerdwatcher
Night Walker
SeaTurtle
Plebeian Dude
Sipper of Tea Earl Grey, hot
Writer of Lab Reports
Mental Mathlete
Videogame Crack Shot
Keeper of the Sanity Toucans
Aspiring Time Lord
Closet Brony
Maudit Canadien français
Herr König Wozzeck, The Angry Critic, the Writer of Tales, and Composer of the Court of Astoria the Great City of Cleveland Ohio (Soon to be Cincinnati) and Violist Emeritus of the Unformed String Quartet of Awesome.
*phew*
doctorlit
of Arizona, son of Tom
worshipper of tales
healer of books
snail-speed writer
hugger of goats
sweeper
thrall of to-do lists
Pokédex slave
chicken
living failure to socialize
strawberry Twizzlers junkie
100% completionist
underweight food-gorger
lover of lowercase letters
I've never given myself one, but...
Eatpraylove (Sarah)
Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Unova League Champion
Lurker Sublime
Grammar Fanatic ("Grammar Nazi" sounds so impolite)
Bibliophile Extraordinare
Oh, that's easy!
Iximaz, that crazy girl you know.
Short, sweet, and to the point. :)
-Phobos, The Betraying Betrayer Who Betrays
Lover of superheroes, Hugger of Kittens, That Weird Tall Chick