...and for people to scroll up and down to them, but I can see how that'd be a problem.

If I have the time I'd make it clickable. Or maybe someone else on here who's better at making clickable things can make it clickable for me.

One of her endings is:

The next day, you turn on the news to hear that Kate and Sean’s friend Jason died in a drunk driving accident. Sean was at the wheel, and he was heavily injured in the crash as well.

Kate and Jason’s families press charges. Sean is convicted of his DUI and vehicular manslaughter, and faces several years in prison as well as the revocation of his athletic scholarship to the University of Miami. You knew you shouldn’t have let him get into that car drunk, yet at the same time you can’t help but feel like you’ve escaped a greater fate. That suspicious sense that you’re being watched has dropped from your shoulders entirely.

Weighed down with the grief of what has happened, you visit his cell and return his promise ring. He cries a little, but you’ve figured out by now that sometimes your first love isn’t always going to be your true love. Besides, you’ve got great plans for your future, and you don’t want him stopping you.

You go up north to play soccer and study English at Penn State. You meet a very pretty girl with long blonde hair named Laurel Greenleaf, and the two of you move to Canada, get married, and live happily ever after*.

THE END.

(*Well, as happily ever after as it gets with bills to pay and a cat that keeps on hogging the broken radiator. But it’s much better than the fates you might’ve had in other lives, no?)

And there's going to be another one of hers that I'm going to use as the ending for just about every time you play as the Sue and make a decision that gives her character development.

Basically, I'm going to try and retell the Suefic with the Urple Choices (showing so many other things that the Sue could've done with her story that wouldn't have been as Canon-breaking), and the PPC Mission with the Sunflower Yellow Choices. Then everything else can be alternate.

-lesser-known Canon character being temporarily recruited to work with an Agent in a continuum that isn't their own.
-mission as detective noir piece (I'm considering doing that, for a Sherlock mission)

...I can't really remember anything else, but there were several that were thrown around. It was definitely compiled somewhere and possibly even voted on at one point.

I could tell by the use of 'Seduce Lindir.' For those who have never read Brony Hero of Equestria, a reoccurring joke within the story is that you can (try to) seduce anypony you meet. They end with...Interesting results.

Actually, if it were me, I would not have the main characters be any established agents. If they were previously established, then as a reader, I feel the need to use what I know of the character to influence my actions, rather then what I would do/be funny. Rather, I would have the agent be one of a few things.

1. A recruited bit character. This way, jokes could be made on how the agent has no personality, and so can do anything the reader wants. A literal blank slate.

2. A Crash Dummy that came to life. This would allow for heavy lamp shading, as a living You crash dummy is supposed to act as the character in a second-person fic. Now a CYOA story makes more sense, as a living You dummy has to have a narrative involving second person surrounding it.

3. Both. After all, agents need a partner. In this case, it would make sense for the living You dummy to be the main character, while the bit character is your partner. Occasionally, a prompt can occur that says "Be The Other Guy," and you can take the role of the partner for a little bit. You can even show this switch further by having the partner's sections in first person instead of second."

Oh, I have an idea for the agent's names! The sentient dummy is, obviously, You. The bit character is Mia. Probably pronounced me-a.

Funny as it can be, you need to have some non-insane options for a few pages. Sure, what happens can be insane, but you need a bit of buildup before you can start licking Lindir's face. Just saying.

Also, that "You can only get hear by cheating" page? I don't like it, but if it does exist, there had better be jokes about plotholes and some serious fourth-wall breaking.

Now that I have a few minutes to think, I can see how having too many branches and wild actions might either throw people off or derail proper story progression. So, maybe only have the crazier choices available at certain junctions or when they would be funniest or tell the most interesting story. Then, restrict the choice selections a little more than usual during crucial decisions so that it won't start getting more than the prescribed one or two off-the-wall endings. It's a choose-your-own-adventure, not a tabletop game. There will have to be limits on individual input, or nothing will make sense after a while.

Here it is. Sorry about that.