The currently non-canon agent heard yowling and yelling coming for behind a strange black door. She shook her head, but kept walking. Just another day at HQ

My current non-agent is caught full in the face by the kitten. He pulls the nervous wreck of an adorable cat off of his face, and sets it gently on the floor. Then he presses one of the numerous Buttons of Doom on his console, and summons…

Kibbles! The Amazing Anti-Gravity Cat!

Kibbles is an ordinary grumpy cat, who, in the series of Buttered Cat experiments, ended up being able to float. She is very bad tempered, and will happily claw any person she can get to. Since she floats at head-level, watch out!

Fortunately for the next poster, Kibbles only floats at the speed of several dozen inches a minute. You have plenty of time to get out of the way.

Sigma catches the kitten carefully and cuddles it. "Awww, poor kitty!" she croons, then fixes a laser-eyed glare at the agent who started throwing kittens.

Meanwhile, the mini-Mogget riding on Sigma's shoulder (a dark grey tabby called abhorsen), twitches her tail disapprovingly and stands up.

Sigma turns her head to the mini and smiles. "Good idea, abhorsen! Fire at will!"

With a yowl, abhorsen launches herself at the offending agent, claws unsheathed to take venegeance in the name of all that is kitten!

Coolla yelps as she's hit and shot down by a kitten bigger than she is.

The kitten then proceeds to pick her up and carry her away.

"I'm not a mouse! Good kitty, let me down... Someone please help me!"

My far-from-canon agent pulls a kitten out of a convenient plothole (because no one has mentioned where all these kittens are coming from) and places it on her head. Then, she acquires a second kitten and throws it at y2k890's unnamed non-canon agent.

Not allergic to adorableness, but I've got a kitten on my head. Which is awesome.

"What is the big bad unnamed agent doing to you? I should have them charged for animal cruelty!" She paused. "Unless you're a Cute Animal Friend. Are you a Cute Animal Friend?"

"Cute Animal Friends do not deserve such treatment, either," Eledhwen points out. She reaches out to stroke the kitten lightly by the scruff.

Christianne grins. "Can we keep it?"

Eledhwen frowns. "No."

FZZZAM!

"Notary, what was that noise?"

"Thank Rassilon you've come! Wobbles, you saw the whole thing, right? The agent threw an object at me and I was obliged to defend myself from it by blasting it to atoms-"

"Oh, Notary, you - you shot a kitten?"

"Is that what it was? Hm. Why do our colleagues throw animals at people? Well, other animals, the only exclusion being myself and any other Time Lords in residence."

"No! No, we are not doing that dance! You shot a kitten!"

"Mrowww."

"... What was that?"

"Iunno - oh. Huh. Um, Notary, I... I don't know how to say this but... I think this kitten is staserproof."

"I see. I shall requisition further small arms for more in-depth testing-"

"Nuh-uh! I'mma name you Doctor Fuzzleton! You're gonna be on TV with all the boys and girls, aren't you, Doctor Fuzzleton? Whozza good lickle theoretical physicist den. Izzums? Izzums?"

"I despair of you and your entire species, clown woman."

Or more accurately...
Apollo ducked, a smile on his face as he did so, for behind him, stood Kelly. Undeterred by the incoming kitten, she let loose an animal-projectile of her own, a high pitched "Hello" could be heard from it as it flew towards the non-canon agent.

Ari yelped as a kitten hit her full in the chest. "Wow, ok." She stumbled backwards, biting back a yelp as her leg gave out under her. "Augh..." She glared ineffectively at the kitten, who had dug claws into her (thankfully thick) clothes.

Rina gathers up all the kittens that fly her way and cuddles them.

"Don't worry, sweeties! I won't throw you!"

She holds a kitten to her chest and glares at the unnamed agent.

;P

Lilly cackled as she temporarily made herself unsolid, the kitten going right through her and straight into Annie.
Annie hissed at Lilly, but scooped up the yowling creature and starting cooing at it, much to her partner's amusement.

Your cat scratch me! Come here you annoying cat, the wrath of Dark Lord Aakmal is not easily tempered by your inexhaustible cuteness!

Agent!Des isn't allergic to adorableness. He is, however, allergic to cats. So he sneezes. And curses. "Have you lost your mind?"