Subject: You'd rather have a pun than have full-on pirate robots?
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Posted on: 2014-02-21 20:02:00 UTC

We have so many puns already, though, and when is the next chance we'd get to have our cross-canon counterparts fight pirate robots? The robots might be... let's see... stealing the gold from Waibek to pay the enemies of Plort to give them mechanical upgrades.

Expanding on that: the robot pirates could be derived from the ancient Spambots, creatures that rose from the far south in the days when Baron Rohirric Monkey still ruled and overran Konti-Nyuum, creating the Ypurs to serve as their pack animals from the organic material that they could shape to their purpose. Plort would have launched numerous counter-attacks, basing their assault from the new Refuge of Ozerbord, eventually driving the Spambots back, but a few of the dread machines survived, choosing to alter their prime directive. They would be unable to overrun the land in their present state and with their present numbers, but through their piracy, they might be able to regain the resources to restore a fraction of their lost power. The Ypurs survived the assaults, as they were deemed only innocent dumb beasts, and they became a not-uncommon sight roaming the flatter lands of Borrd, though some were later captured and used as mounts for the trolls when that ghastly species decided to invade Plort at the behest of the Marizu in this invasion from the Google Doc.
Also, according to that Google Doc, Ypurs may be capable of breathing both air and water, since the trolls ride them out of the depths of the ocean during the beginnings of their attack. I don't know where that came from, but hey, they're already massive blue yak-things derived from the depredation of spambots, so why not make them amphibious? It at least distinguishes them from common mammals.

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