Subject: I would be the Ring's whipping boy within seconds.
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Posted on: 2014-02-01 03:58:00 UTC

Because I am already not-jokingly desperate to never die.

The Ring would be like, "Sup?"

And I go, "Whoa."

And it's like, "Yeah?"

And I'm all, "Sure!"

And then I turn into a Gollum-thing.

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