Subject: Agent Râmwê mocks their pain.
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Posted on: 2014-02-05 10:40:00 UTC

"How can you complain?" he says. "All your mangled languages are dischords to the ears of true Quendi as it is."

Actually, he says, "Thausâ labmêu de ho wahtâi lasû ni ho," 'Your foul-smelling languages soil my ears', since he refuses to speak or learn any language except Primitive Quendian. He also refuses to accept the concept of a writing system (holding that it cannot possibly contain the beauty of true language), and is quite possibly the PPC's most specialised agent. He's been on three missions. Like, ever.

When asked why he ever left Cuivienen, he objects that that's not how you pronounce it, and goes off in a huff. SIELU have tried to trade him to another department, but the Poison Ivy is apparently too amused by him to let them.

(Yes, I've got a whole bio for him, yes, that's decently accurate Primitive Elvish, and no, I have no real plans to put him in a story. :D)

hS

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