Subject: I'm so sorry, but...[ficlet incoming!]
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Posted on: 2013-12-11 03:35:00 UTC

"What do you mean, they're all Time Lords?" Brenda demanded. "They can't *all* be--"

"They are, though, it says," Charlie replied. She pointed to the console's readout. "See? James Bond, Mary Poppins, practically everyone in Middle-earth--"

"Legolas too?" Edgar asked, fascinated.

Charlie nodded. "He's Romana in disguise."

"That makes no sense, Romana never acted like--"

"He's Romana who went through the Chameleon Arch."

"Oh."

"What about Feanor?" Dawn put in. "Is he--?"

"The Master."

"You're kidding," Edgar exclaimed. "Come on, he can't--they can't *all* be--"

"It's everyone on Supernatural, too," Charlie said. "Zachariah is secretly Rassilon, Sam is not-so-secretly the Doctor, Dean is--"

"No way Dean's a Time Lord," Dawn said, shaking her head. "No way."

"Dean is the Doctor-Donna."

Dawn gaped at the younger agent, while Edgar did his best not to fall off his chair as he laughed. "What about in Harry Potter?"

"Do you have to ask?" Brenda said. "Dumbledore is Gandalf is the Doctor, Voldemort is probably the Master or Rassilon, and, well, I've definitely seen fics where Harry was the Thirteenth Doctor. The fandom's got that covered."

"What about Narnia?" Dawn asked eagerly. "Any Time Lords in Narnia?"

Charlie stared at the console for nearly a full minute before she replied. "I'm not touching Narnia. Sorry."

There was a long pause, and then Dawn sighed and stood up. "I suppose I should go check on the minis..."

And of course, that was the moment the console took to go [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!] and make everyone jump.

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Thank you, all. This has been DawnFire and the Random Ficlet. Hope you enjoyed.

~DF

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