(I know - whoever thought you'd see a title like that from me? But bear with me)
In case you missed it, The Official Fanfiction University of Discworld a) exists, and b) ended on July 4th this year. If you're worried about spoilers, I recommend you go and read it before continuing, because I'm about to discuss the sequel. Go ahead - I'll wait.



Okay, here's the deal. Following their assault on OFUDisc, the Interdimensional Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Elves (Ispace) is on the rampage. They are well-trained and well-equipped, and they are out to prevent cruelty to elves.
Any elves.
Their current target is the Canon Protection Initiative - the PPC and the OFUs. They will fight to protect Mary-Sues (if they happen to be elves), OFU students (if they happen to be elves)... but also canons (ditto), OFU staff (ditto) and even agents (ditto, again). In one incident, they are known to have saved a 'Sue from the PPC (since she was an elf), but then kill her themselves (since she was causing harm to several canonical elves).
There are rumours of this going round HQ, with the result that (at least some) agents are getting... let's say over-zealous about canon protection. They are, basically, getting a bit paranoid - anyone in the Word World who isn't in the Words is an object of extreme suspicion, because they might be an Ispace operative.
All this is backstory and prologue for The Ispace Wars, the upcoming sequel to OFUDisc. This is not a PPC Emergency - it's actually remarkably small-scale, and HQ will never be under direct threat. But it's still something I need help with - quite a lot of help. So, as I said, I have some questions about Elves - and some requests.
Question #1: Which OFUs have elves in them? That includes not only staff members, but also any students who might have signed up as 'elves'. The definition of 'elf' being used by Ispace is very generous - it includes everything actually called by the name (including, say, House Elves), and anything which is clearly based on the concept (such as the various types of Space Elf - Vulcans, for instance).
Request #1: If you run an OFU with elves in it - can I invade you? Two chapters of The Ispace Wars will be an attack on an OFU, seen from the Ispace and OFU sides, and I'd really like to co-write or at least consult with the OFU's author. Dr Huinesoron will be on hand to help out with the repulsion, and unlike OFUDisc, I have no intention of closing down an OFU. But I would like it to be a co-write.
Question #2: What fandoms are there that have both elves and a wiki or something I can steal information from? I need to write five (yes, 5) Mary-Sue badfics with elvish 'Sues, and I can't come up with the canons. Partly this is because of...
Request #2: Who wants to write a mission into a specially-written Mary-Sue story? I need two of my five badfics to be written as missions, and while I'll write them myself if I have to, I'd much rather have other people do it. The way I see it working is for you to select a fandom and one of my five 'Sues, I write the story, and then you write a normal mission for it. One of these two missions will also involve a confrontation with Ispace, so that will turn into a true cowrite.
Request #3: Do you have a Trans-Dimensional Organisation of your own, like Ispace, the PPC, the League of Mary-Sue Factories and so on? If so, would you like them to be involved in the Ispace Wars, and signitories to the Accords afterwards? If so, great! I'd love to discuss that with you and see if I can slot them in.
Request #4: Who's willing to be publicly humiliated? ;) I have need for a pair of agents who a) don't know Dafydd Illian by sight, b) would be among those feeling paranoid and suspicious about the Ispace rumours, and c) are willing to be humiliated (but NOT harmed in any way) on a mission in Middle-earth. Oh, and they need to NOT be cyborgs or otherwise electronic. This one is less of a co-write, more of a 'put the names in the slots and tweak the scene to fit the characters' job, but it is still an important part of the story.
Catchall Request #5: At some point I will be in need of large numbers of PPC agents and OFU staff (with no connection to elves necessary). These will mostly be cameos, unless something really good comes up, but I'd love as many as I can get. If you want to volunteer your characters, please do. No harm will come to them (unless you want it to?).
I realise there's a lot to read up there, but I'm hoping you can get through it - I really need the help on this one. Thank you for reading, and if you can help - please reply!
hS
PS: I doubt it needs saying, but... any agents need Permission, of course. ~hS