Welcome to the PPC! Have a gallon of frozen yogurt and Jayfeather's Genuine Stick(tm) as housewarming gifts. Both are superb tools for communing with dead felines.

Beings that prey on description... I like it. I imagine them as somewhat volcra-ish. I think you're onto something here. :)

-- Len

Hello and welcome to the PPC! An FMA fan, eh? Let me see if I have anything appropriate:

*rummages through bag of holding*
Aha! Have a plushie of your favorite Alchemist or Homunculus!

I don't think that I've seen many FMA missions. Are you planning on getting Permission anytime soon?

Greetings, new friend!

Have a pair of alchemical running shoes! Just avoid running through any transmutation circles.

Hello there! Please accept a burrito cannon and a sack of breakfast tacos.
As for your question, perhaps the character would be like a shadow.

I know three of your fandoms! Hi!

Here, have a lined Infinite Notebook, with urple covers and wilver binding that may just hurt your eyes. Look after them.

-Aila

Wonder what compelled all of us lurkers to come out NOW?


And to answer your question, I could imagine anything from a disembodied voice (if the dialog is not attributed to anyone) to an incongruous loudspeaker (or fantasy-world equivalent) to just a very beige, undescribed bit.

Oh yes, and do you mean "Alien Planet" the mid-2000s mockumentary? I've been looking everywhere for that.