And so they come forth...

*Pops out from under the floorboards* by Very jaunty object on 2013-08-25 15:30:00 UTC Reply

After months of watching, waiting, and plotting I have finally found the perfect time to unleash my legions of DOOM! Well, not really. I'm just joining the PPC after spending time debating with myself.

Fandoms
1) Discworld
2) The Long Earth
3) The Bartimeaus trilogy
4) The Last Dragon Chronicles
5) Fullmetal Alchemist
6) Alien planet
7) Redwall
8) Godzilla 1954
9) Warriors

A quick question. If minis are spawned by poor grammer, generic beasts are poorly described bit characters, and bit characters are only there to serve as a Sue's audience, what would a character who exists only as a single line of dialouge be? I personaly imagine it as a thing who's core personality is described in its one sentence, and it will try to acquire a description by eating other beings' descriptions.

Vitajte! by Lenore Snow on 2013-08-27 13:09:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! Have a gallon of frozen yogurt and Jayfeather's Genuine Stick(tm) as housewarming gifts. Both are superb tools for communing with dead felines.

Beings that prey on description... I like it. I imagine them as somewhat volcra-ish. I think you're onto something here. :)

-- Len
Welcome! by son_of_heaven176 on 2013-08-27 01:40:00 UTC Reply

Hello and welcome to the PPC! An FMA fan, eh? Let me see if I have anything appropriate:

*rummages through bag of holding*
Aha! Have a plushie of your favorite Alchemist or Homunculus!

I don't think that I've seen many FMA missions. Are you planning on getting Permission anytime soon?
Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2013-08-26 16:14:00 UTC Reply

Greetings, new friend!

Have a pair of alchemical running shoes! Just avoid running through any transmutation circles.
Hai! by Kittythekatty on 2013-08-26 02:56:00 UTC Reply

Hello there! Please accept a burrito cannon and a sack of breakfast tacos.
As for your question, perhaps the character would be like a shadow.
*waves* by Ailavyn Siniyash on 2013-08-25 18:44:00 UTC Reply

I know three of your fandoms! Hi!

Here, have a lined Infinite Notebook, with urple covers and wilver binding that may just hurt your eyes. Look after them.

-Aila
Re: *Pops out from under the floorboards* by Anonymous on 2013-08-25 16:00:00 UTC Reply

Wonder what compelled all of us lurkers to come out NOW?

And to answer your question, I could imagine anything from a disembodied voice (if the dialog is not attributed to anyone) to an incongruous loudspeaker (or fantasy-world equivalent) to just a very beige, undescribed bit.

Oh yes, and do you mean "Alien Planet" the mid-2000s mockumentary? I've been looking everywhere for that.

Alien planet by Very jaunty object on 2013-08-25 19:04:00 UTC Reply

The whole mockumentary is on youtube.
Lurkerdom by TopHatOfDoom on 2013-08-25 17:39:00 UTC Reply

It's something in the air. We smell it, and we begin a great migration to the boards, looking to join in it's wonders. David Attenborough is in the process of narrating a documentary on it as we speak.

As a fellow former lurker, I welcome you [Very jaunty object] to the boards. (Although, as a newbie, I may not be the best person for that.) It's a good place not to lurk, the people here being very amiable and also somewhat cracked and all.

Here is a top hat kitten, as a welcome present. It combines the best features of hats, kittens and good taste. Just don't look at it too hard or try to figure out how the two features are supposed to fit together. The seizures that would cause are bad.

And so they come forth... by Very jaunty object on 2013-08-25 19:00:00 UTC Reply

In the life cycle of any posting board is a great influx of newcomers. Stock your bunkers though, because the good time don't last. Our forecast predicts a period of withering disuse in a few months, the a sharp decline in members. Mad Sues fall from the sky, and the last agents make a final stand in a sea of glittering fire!

However, increased cheese consumption for two weeks should cause a chain reaction, and lead to a golden age of the PPC. Remember, the future is in your fridge.

But I can't have dairy... D: (nm) by Endless Sea on 2013-08-25 19:38:00 UTC Reply

Re: *Pops out from under the floorboards* by AdmiralSakai on 2013-08-25 16:01:00 UTC Reply

Drat. I'm still getting the hang of typing in "author" with posts. The post above also belongs to me, AdmiralSakai, in case that wasn't clear.