Za'kiir looks ready to rip the throat out of this Undead - GET BACK HERE, NO, YOU PUT THAT KNIFE AWAY...

....

Okay, he's calm. As am I.

What... what black magic IS this!?

Harry is half-Sphinx? Hermione and Ron are evil and drowned Lupin and Greyback? Ember Dragon dude that instantly falls in love and sleeps with Harry?

Um. Yeah.

That's all just in the first chapter. I haven't yet read further.

I think all four of my agents would be needed here, because everybody's replaced and/or a potential Stu..

Almost entertainingly bad. Have any of you ever read something so bad, that it was almost funny, but fell just short of that, and it's even worse because of it? This is that. I would love to see this get taken down, but I'm afraid any agent sent into this would go so far beyond insanity, they would almost come right back around to being sane. Which, while entertaining, may not exactly be the best thing for the agent. Still, if anyone tackles this, I'd love to see the result.

This:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10646424/1/A-Bunch-Of-One-Shots

It's a Super Smash Bros. Fic... supposedly. I think this is the guy's first fic, and i don't think he knows anything about Smash Bros. I'm pretty sure he thinks it's a "HEY GUYS THROW WUTEVER U LIKE INTO TEH FIC THX."

"A voice rang in my head. It was Lyte, the unicorn spirit"

EXCUSE ME, BUT NO. NO. ARGH. ARGLEFLURGHLEBLARGH—



... Okay. Okay. Now that I am merely seeing shell pink instead of red and am able to breathe again...

Please allow me to provide some context to my freakout by linking to this original story I wrote many years ago: "The Legend of Lyte"

It's probably not plagiarism... I mean, exactly how original is a unicorn named Light-but-spelled-funny? Not very, amirite? But still. Forgive me for being just a little ticked off. {= |

Matt, dude, if you need any help for any reason whatsoever, Archivist Neshomeh would pay money to be let in on this mission somehow. Or chocolate. Or heck, name your price, she will get it for you somehow.

~Neshomeh, who will actually read the fic once she stops fuming.

+++ Eternal Domain Error. +++

Dear lord. I think I need to get Permission very soon, or I do believe I shall go insane.

They gave Hermione the dark mark and made her a spy for Voldemort!? I support the nomination for legendary badfic.

In that case, I guess now would be a good time to announce that I am now officially a total loser who has no respect for his responsibilities, sleep hours, or time-management skills. Why? Two words, just two little words: "Latias' Journey."

"With her home destroyed, Latias sets out on a journey to protect herself from the mysterious Ghost King. On the way, she encounters new friends and adventures, and wonders if perhaps the one who destroyed her city is really all that he seems." Rated: Fiction M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 1,237,300

That's right - it's ridiculously long, and more than that, it's extremely grimdark, surreal, horrifically gruesome, and so full of disturbing content that I don't think even MTV would air it if some bizarre twist of fate led to it being made into an epic TV miniseries. And yes, it's based on the Pokemon anime. THE ANIME. Which, IIRC, is supposed to be a children's cartoon! Seriously, it makes the entire Cori Falls anthology look like Pride and Prejudice for all I know!

I don't plan to spork this abomination immediately - an Endeavor this epic needs a metric crackton of preparation, after all - but it will be slain. Someday. I promise!

Oh, GOD.

She's less powerful than when Zeb and Rina took her down, but...

Rose Potter lives.

And she's now Harry's incestuous twin sister. Oh yeah, this fic is slightly less messed-up than the original Rose.

I've got a mithral-and-darkwood shovel to sharpen.

Back when I first started hanging around the PPC.

Anyone familiar with Bionicle?

Yeah.

What's shocking is that the main character isn't the Sue. The Sues of this story start as secondary characters. Clever Sues, trying to distract us with a human-falls-into-world story...

No words. This is just stupid.

Wat

Wat



wat is this

So, she's half-angel, half-demon, has a unicorn sprite and a dragon sprite for pets, and a mechanical wing? What the heck am I reading?

And I'm already this close to sending in the troops.

Hmm... I am trying to write a new teammate for Gabby and Chakkik.

She's native to Silent Hill, and disillusioned with religion. Something that's both demon and angel would probably be rather confusing to someone who was once part of a cult.