Subject: WHAT?!
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Posted on: 2015-05-11 00:32:00 UTC
Oh no. This is not good. *froths at the mouth*
Though that does remind me, I've been wanting to find another Sue named Rose Potter at some point, just to screw with my agents some more. >:)
Za'kiir looks ready to rip the throat out of this Undead - GET BACK HERE, NO, YOU PUT THAT KNIFE AWAY...
....
Okay, he's calm. As am I.
Almost entertainingly bad. Have any of you ever read something so bad, that it was almost funny, but fell just short of that, and it's even worse because of it? This is that. I would love to see this get taken down, but I'm afraid any agent sent into this would go so far beyond insanity, they would almost come right back around to being sane. Which, while entertaining, may not exactly be the best thing for the agent. Still, if anyone tackles this, I'd love to see the result.
This:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10646424/1/A-Bunch-Of-One-Shots
It's a Super Smash Bros. Fic... supposedly. I think this is the guy's first fic, and i don't think he knows anything about Smash Bros. I'm pretty sure he thinks it's a "HEY GUYS THROW WUTEVER U LIKE INTO TEH FIC THX."
D'awww!
See? Cute baby animals make everything better.
Here, have a baby seal to go with it.
...this tiny shark.
...that nearly chomped our van in half on the camping trip?
To refresh your memory-
SHARK HOLY CARLISLE SHARK
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRjEuSZny3OyZIpO9Bh-RgrVCcfLjN7ifp-q8iFm_ufreFy-Yex
+++ Eternal Domain Error. +++
There, there, it's okay. Look! It's a baby bird! Isn't it cute?
*cheep cheep*
Deep breaths, Tawaki. ;)
Dear lord. I think I need to get Permission very soon, or I do believe I shall go insane.
They gave Hermione the dark mark and made her a spy for Voldemort!? I support the nomination for legendary badfic.
For some reason... some people like it. Whoopdie doo.
I assume you found it via the tropes of the television?
I actually heard of it long before the PPC, and I was debating whether to spork it or not once I joined. But after looking through the Tropes page proper, the question isn't "why", it's "why not?"
Though... you're not going after the sequel, are you? I only ask because I'm awfully fond of that one. >.> *Is guilted*
(The original IS more disturbing, though, I admit.)
1.2 million words? Really?
So. One fic throws a [Gobbledegook expletive] half-demon into HP, and the other resurrects ROSE POTTER, and SHIPS HER WITH HARRY!?
brain.exe needs to reboot.
Just someone with the same name. If she's not a druidess and not a ninja and not an only child, then it's just not the same Sue. I think we had a thread a while back about why female-Harry Sues are called Rose so often, as well.
It's... Actually very tame by comparison.
Oh no. This is not good. *froths at the mouth*
Though that does remind me, I've been wanting to find another Sue named Rose Potter at some point, just to screw with my agents some more. >:)
Enjoy the brain paralysis
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11212947/1/Rose-Potter
Beep-beep-beep... All units relate. All units. Norman, coordinate.
"Bionicle" was one of my favorite toy series when I was a kid. I still have my old Gali Nuva figure. LEGO announced last year that they would bring the series back, but I don't think it will have the same zing that it did when it first came out in 2001.
I remember these from when I was just a wee lad :D I think I've completed the entire first generation! After that, I kind of lost interest.
No words. This is just stupid.
When I'll write the sporking of it, I'm gonna reference Rose Potter :D
Ix and Ixi or really any variation on my name is fine, but that's just a bit... intimate.
Apologies. This does sound kinda bad, when typing.
And I'm already this close to sending in the troops.
Hmm... I am trying to write a new teammate for Gabby and Chakkik.
She's native to Silent Hill, and disillusioned with religion. Something that's both demon and angel would probably be rather confusing to someone who was once part of a cult.
You could try using the agents you've got and seeing how they react to something like this with the characters you've designed for them. I'm sure Agents Space-Mantis and Boobs-Haver would be quite sufficient for a mission like this. =]
Apropos of absolutely nothing, who's up for some coffee?
Why're you looking at me like that?
Look, if this is how a gentleman of breeding like Draco Malfoy serves his coffee then it's good enough for me.
The Pit has those filters, where you can specify how long do you want your fics to be. For the Suefics I usually go for the >5k words ones, and tagged "complete". This often helps.
Heck, my old badfic was up to its third fic in a series, but I cut it off at chapter, uh, five of the first fic because I didn't want to spork that much?
The only reason I got as much of Rose Potter done as I did is because a) it seems to be a pseudo-tradition to showcase all of the Legendary's badness, which meant going through the whole thing, and b) I had a steady supply of M&Ms for inspiration. :3
My agents are native demon slayers. Calling dibs!
The Silent Hill agent's name is Helen.
I needed something to rhyme with 'sorry'.
Also, Gremory is one of the 72 Demons of Solomon.
