Subject: If it's heavy petting...
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Posted on: 2015-04-25 23:05:00 UTC
Would it be a pleogasm? >=]
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New Mission, New Agents, New Everything! by
on 2015-04-25 16:03:00 UTC
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Okay, the original fic is EXTREMELY NSFW/B. Just so you're all aware.
Now that the tournament's over, some of my Pokemon have been, er, lacking in things to do. So here's a little guy and girl (courtesy of the inimitable Iximaz) doing a short, utterly horrible fic involving the most egregious instance of "that doesn't go there" known to medical science.
Frohliche Weihnachten! -
Phantastisch! by
on 2015-04-26 13:16:00 UTC
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Since Doktor Trollenfisch isn’t actually German, I won’t krautpick, I’ll just pretend that he tried to learn German by eavesdropping at the hulls of German U-boats and got it only halfway right.
But I found two pronoun problems that aren’t related to any foreign languages.
While all this was going on, Gabrielle was fumbling with the portal device. It appeared directly under her feet...
The portal device appeared directly under Gabrielle’s feer?
It was only then that he looked up, to see the stubby, fluffy legs of his sticking out of the top of his sousaphone, flailing wildly, completely stuck.
Aren’t these Gabrielle’s legs?
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In order: by
on 2015-04-26 18:33:00 UTC
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Yeah, Doktor Trollenfisch isn't actually German. He's just from Smogon. Or possibly from Koffing. =]
1) There appears to be an entire missing sentence. I'll edit accordingly.
2) Missing word: partner. -
*Applauds!* That was amazing. :D by
on 2015-04-26 02:12:00 UTC
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And 'pleonasm' is a wonderful word. ^^
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Do you know what this means? by
on 2015-04-25 23:04:00 UTC
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There are only three unclaimed/unmissioned Legendary Badfics left!
And, well, the one featuring a certain Ravenclaw Seeker doesn't actually exist anymore, so that only leaves Agony in Pink and "That One Bleeding Poem-And-I-Use-That-Term-Loosely That I Refuse to Name Because Seriously"! -
I'm suddenly very glad I already claimed Little Miss Mary. (nm) by
on 2015-04-25 23:06:00 UTC
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Wunderbar!! by
on 2015-04-25 22:46:00 UTC
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Can I just say how much I love that you put all of the badfic quotes in comic sans? That's what really made this fic for me.
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Haha, good work! by
on 2015-04-25 21:59:00 UTC
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Very funny, despite the awful subject matter. I don't personally understand the current need to write Pokémon agents, but it doesn't seem to get in the way of anything and actually provides some good comedy here, so well done.
Also, thank you for teaching me the word "pleonasm." What a great word! I can't believe I've never come across it before. *drags pretty new word off to a corner for cuddling and petting*
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If it's heavy petting... by
on 2015-04-25 23:05:00 UTC
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Would it be a pleogasm? >=]
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Well, I've been considering bringing in an Andalite... by
on 2015-04-25 22:09:00 UTC
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I'd kind of like to have a Floaters team, but I don't want to spread myself too thin. Maybe an Intelligence agent? I do like the inner workings of the PPC.
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It's the Sunflower Cup. by
on 2015-04-25 22:06:00 UTC
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It's turned everyone into a PokéManiac.
Huh? Me? No, no, I was totally unaffected! *quickly hides Apollo the Rampardos* -
It's not very effective! by
on 2015-04-26 14:25:00 UTC
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*beat*
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Oh, makes me think. by
on 2015-04-25 23:39:00 UTC
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All of those guys should meet Turtle's team. The one with the rough Lucario and the sleepy Skiddo.
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Actually, about Apollo... by
on 2015-04-26 02:41:00 UTC
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One: I kinda thought he'd be the Rampardos I've made in Hackmons. That beast is equipped with Huge Power, Shell Smash, Dragon Claw, Drain Punch and Diamond Storm.
Two: I figured he'd work within HQ, like DIA or something. Either hunting invading Sues or just knocking things out of the way.
As for why he's named Apollo? Well, you can't stop this rock. -
Huge Power and Pure Power... by
on 2015-04-26 11:08:00 UTC
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Are both banned from Balanced Hackmons. When I use one, I use a Rock Head one with Head Smash, Wood Hammer, Flare Blitz, and Volt Tackle. Other options include a Parental Bond set with Diamond Storm, Sacred Fire, Icicle Crash, and Bolt Strike, and a Contrary set with V-Create, Superpower, Stone Edge, and Hyperspace Fury. That last one's a very useful move, since it boosts your Defence AND ignores Protect, Detect, and similar moves.
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Apollo was made for Classic Hackmons. by
on 2015-04-26 14:57:00 UTC
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Still, those options you mentioned do sound fun. Especially the Parental Bond one, that's a lot of two-hit goodness.
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Parental Bond OP. by
on 2015-04-26 18:31:00 UTC
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Since it means everything hits through subs.
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It was absolutely hilarious! by
on 2015-04-25 20:44:00 UTC
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And for that, in celebration: *takes out a basket with Poffins of all flavors* Poffins for everyone!
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What... the... by
on 2015-04-25 18:22:00 UTC
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... yep, they're hilarious.
"We've got a what?"
Two 'what's, the Rhododendron corrected. Pokemons... mans? What is the plural, anyway?
"I think it's just 'Pokemon'," Mortic Wentway said. "Which doesn't answer my question of why are they in my department?"
I rather thought it was my department.
"No, it was the Snowthorn's department, and then she died. You're just a temporary fixture."
I've been temporary for quite some time now.
"That's not the-" Mortic stopped, and used an Order technique to steady his breathing. "All right. From the top. New WhatThe agents?"
A team. The Board-
"Out of interest, which members, exactly?"
The Marquis and the Sub Rosa. They think that you're doing an excellent job-
"This is the same Marquis de Sod we're talking about, yes?"
The Rhododendron ruffled his leaves. Point. But they decided that WhatThe needed a team to handle entirely internal missions, as well as your specialist position. Apparently the Sub Rosa has something of a backlog.
"She could have just said something..." Mortic shook his head. "Right. Okay. So how do we get rid of them?"
Rid of...? Agent Wentway - Mortic - this is a good thing. New agents!
"Yes, in my department! And they're homicidal pit-fighting animals! And one of them is literally on fire."
The Rhododendron wished, yet again, that he had temples to rub. This was shaping up to be a long conversation.
Mort's over four millennia old, you'd think he'd be used to change by now. Buuuuut no.
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Gabrielle? A homicidal pit-fighting animal? by
on 2015-04-26 16:23:00 UTC
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Mortic, how could you possibly call this a homicidal pit-fighting animal? She's so snuggly!
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Hee! by
on 2015-04-26 12:15:00 UTC
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Of course, Doktor Trollenfisch will not stand for being slandered so, or possible zlandered zo. Thus, there is only one way to settle this. Like MEN!
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By which I mean a sousaphone battle. -
I LOL'D by
on 2015-04-25 17:16:00 UTC
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I did NOT expect THAT fic to be sporked so soon, and I was actually planning on saving it for a little Christmas solo myself, but I guess you beat me to it. CURSE YOU! XD
Anyway, this was a hilariously fun mission, though I'm still a little confused as to what species Gabrielle is... a Flareon, I think? Doktor Trollenfisch was hilarious, and the pseudo-German, while a bit hard for me to read, was a good complement to, well, a friggin' fish agent. How does that even work, anyway?! X'D
I liked the little reference to Falchion when the agents were disguising themselves, by the way. Just for future reference, though, I'm not fond of nonhuman characters in fetish situations, and neither is he. ^^; -
Heh, that's funny... by
on 2015-04-25 17:15:00 UTC
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The Doktor's rant about bad biology kinda reminds me of biologyweeps on Tumblr... Which also happens to be German.
I really liked that mission. The pseudo-German was kinda hard to read for me, but still pretty funny. Also, I just loved the ending. -
This was a lot of fun to read! by
on 2015-04-25 16:44:00 UTC
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Fantastic job with the dialogue, by the way. The pseudo-German was absolutely hilarious,and the Doktor's commentary combined with Gabrielle's "I-don't-know-what's-going-on-but guess-I'll-try" thing really tied it all together. Great work!
