Since Doktor Trollenfisch isn’t actually German, I won’t krautpick, I’ll just pretend that he tried to learn German by eavesdropping at the hulls of German U-boats and got it only halfway right.

But I found two pronoun problems that aren’t related to any foreign languages.

While all this was going on, Gabrielle was fumbling with the portal device. It appeared directly under her feet...
The portal device appeared directly under Gabrielle’s feer?

It was only then that he looked up, to see the stubby, fluffy legs of his sticking out of the top of his sousaphone, flailing wildly, completely stuck.
Aren’t these Gabrielle’s legs?

HG

And 'pleonasm' is a wonderful word. ^^

There are only three unclaimed/unmissioned Legendary Badfics left!

And, well, the one featuring a certain Ravenclaw Seeker doesn't actually exist anymore, so that only leaves Agony in Pink and "That One Bleeding Poem-And-I-Use-That-Term-Loosely That I Refuse to Name Because Seriously"!

Can I just say how much I love that you put all of the badfic quotes in comic sans? That's what really made this fic for me.
Thanks for writing such a fun mission!

Very funny, despite the awful subject matter. I don't personally understand the current need to write Pokémon agents, but it doesn't seem to get in the way of anything and actually provides some good comedy here, so well done.

Also, thank you for teaching me the word "pleonasm." What a great word! I can't believe I've never come across it before. *drags pretty new word off to a corner for cuddling and petting*

~Neshomeh

And for that, in celebration: *takes out a basket with Poffins of all flavors* Poffins for everyone!

... yep, they're hilarious.

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"We've got a what?"

Two 'what's, the Rhododendron corrected. Pokemons... mans? What is the plural, anyway?

"I think it's just 'Pokemon'," Mortic Wentway said. "Which doesn't answer my question of why are they in my department?"

I rather thought it was my department.

"No, it was the Snowthorn's department, and then she died. You're just a temporary fixture."

I've been temporary for quite some time now.

"That's not the-" Mortic stopped, and used an Order technique to steady his breathing. "All right. From the top. New WhatThe agents?"

A team. The Board-

"Out of interest, which members, exactly?"

The Marquis and the Sub Rosa. They think that you're doing an excellent job-

"This is the same Marquis de Sod we're talking about, yes?"

The Rhododendron ruffled his leaves. Point. But they decided that WhatThe needed a team to handle entirely internal missions, as well as your specialist position. Apparently the Sub Rosa has something of a backlog.

"She could have just said something..." Mortic shook his head. "Right. Okay. So how do we get rid of them?"

Rid of...? Agent Wentway - Mortic - this is a good thing. New agents!

"Yes, in my department! And they're homicidal pit-fighting animals! And one of them is literally on fire."

The Rhododendron wished, yet again, that he had temples to rub. This was shaping up to be a long conversation.

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Mort's over four millennia old, you'd think he'd be used to change by now. Buuuuut no.

hS

I did NOT expect THAT fic to be sporked so soon, and I was actually planning on saving it for a little Christmas solo myself, but I guess you beat me to it. CURSE YOU! XD

Anyway, this was a hilariously fun mission, though I'm still a little confused as to what species Gabrielle is... a Flareon, I think? Doktor Trollenfisch was hilarious, and the pseudo-German, while a bit hard for me to read, was a good complement to, well, a friggin' fish agent. How does that even work, anyway?! X'D

I liked the little reference to Falchion when the agents were disguising themselves, by the way. Just for future reference, though, I'm not fond of nonhuman characters in fetish situations, and neither is he. ^^;

The Doktor's rant about bad biology kinda reminds me of biologyweeps on Tumblr... Which also happens to be German.
I really liked that mission. The pseudo-German was kinda hard to read for me, but still pretty funny. Also, I just loved the ending.

Fantastic job with the dialogue, by the way. The pseudo-German was absolutely hilarious,and the Doktor's commentary combined with Gabrielle's "I-don't-know-what's-going-on-but guess-I'll-try" thing really tied it all together. Great work!