New Game: If you know what I mean

Subject: New Game: If you know what I mean
Author: The Host
Posted on: 2015-04-21 02:17:00 UTC

Welcome back from the break, a while back we started scenes from a hat, now I think it's time to move on to a game I like to call:
If You Know What I Mean
The rules are simple, I post a topic PPC Related and two borders need to make as many innuendos saying at the end of each post "if you know what I mean"

(this is a continuation of the Who's Line is it Anyway game from a few weeks back)

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New Game: If you know what I mean by The Host on 2015-04-21 02:17:00 UTC

New Topic (finally) by The Author on 2015-04-26 07:59:00 UTC Reply

Let you guys go on nothing for a little long, so here`s a good one, The Pokemon tournament
Your scenario: two trainers are battling, trying to distract the other with innuendos biased on their Pokemon

This battle is getting heated... by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-26 20:55:00 UTC Reply

Guess its time for hot Skitty on Wailord action, if you know what I mean.
Oh! by Matt Cipher on 2015-04-26 14:01:00 UTC Reply

Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

New Topic: The Badfic Games (nm) by The Host on 2015-04-24 05:34:00 UTC Reply

May the Rose be ever in your favour. (nm) by Scapegrace on 2015-04-24 10:59:00 UTC Reply

Let the Druid Orgies... BEGIN! (nm) by Matt Cipher on 2015-04-24 13:30:00 UTC Reply

I am this close to introducing you two to my crowbar. by Iximaz on 2015-04-24 16:26:00 UTC Reply

...if you know what I mean. XD

You can shove it where the sun don't shine. by Scapegrace on 2015-04-24 18:56:00 UTC Reply

... Can I watch? >=]

Next: The Flowers by The Host on 2015-04-22 22:03:00 UTC Reply

No situations, just make innuendos about the Flowers.

((inb4 seed puns))

I really want to eat some sunflower seed by foofooman3 on 2015-04-25 15:21:00 UTC Reply

if you know what I mean
Well... by Darkotas on 2015-04-23 15:22:00 UTC Reply

I'm going to need to be in a warm, wet area if I want maximum growth... If you know what I mean.
Hmm. by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-23 02:43:00 UTC Reply

I would like to tickle that pistil if you know what I mean

((Here come the plant puns!)) by Darkotas on 2015-04-23 06:11:00 UTC Reply

"Man, the leadership of the agency really needs to get deflowered, if you know what I mean."

((Insert obvious pollination joke here...)) by Iximaz on 2015-04-23 00:45:00 UTC Reply

((...if you know what I mean.))

I'm completely bushed... if you know what I mean.

Sorry for that. Just had a talk with the sensors. by The Host on 2015-04-22 03:46:00 UTC Reply

Apparently, the board has sensors. Who knew. So, for the sake of all the dead who may be offended, we cannot use morticians for this game.

Anyway, our next topic is: pizza!

Your scenario: an Italian, a New Yorker, and a Chicagoan come together to make some pies.

Hey Chicago by foofooman3 on 2015-04-22 21:07:00 UTC Reply

It can't bee that deep... if you know what I mean.
((*Censors?)) (nm) by Scapegrace on 2015-04-22 11:33:00 UTC Reply
My turn. by KittyEden on 2015-04-22 05:59:00 UTC Reply

Make it extra spicy...
...if you know what I mean.

Now, now, Kitty... by Iximaz on 2015-04-22 10:55:00 UTC Reply

Let's not get too saucy... if you know what I mean. *wink*

Are you sure? by Darkotas on 2015-04-22 15:52:00 UTC Reply

Why not turn up the heat? ...if you know what I mean.

Just so long as everything's tasty! by DawnFire on 2015-04-22 17:04:00 UTC Reply

...if you know what I mean.

I'd prefer mine... by Darkotas on 2015-04-22 17:18:00 UTC Reply

...without sausage or cheese, if you know what I mean.

"Well, I'm a vegetarian." by DawnFire on 2015-04-23 17:36:00 UTC Reply

"If you know what I mean. But I'm not willing to compromise on the cheese...if you know what I mean..."

I like to sample the entire menu, if you know what I mean. (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-04-23 18:54:00 UTC Reply

Next: agents prepairing for a mission. by The Host on 2015-04-21 21:35:00 UTC Reply

Just pretend your Luxury, if that helps.

Unoriginal idea of originallity by Mattman The Comet on 2015-04-28 01:22:00 UTC Reply

...LUXURY! Where are you!
"Let me finish polishing my pike...if you know what I mean." (nm by World-Jumper on 2015-04-23 01:30:00 UTC Reply

I like a guy who's handy with his weapon of choice... by Iximaz on 2015-04-23 18:56:00 UTC Reply

...if you know what I mean.

"Out of space? No, I'm sure we can find *somewhere* to put t by TheShyIon on 2015-04-23 01:19:00 UTC Reply

"...if you know what I mean."

Aaand I fail at the subject line. by TheShyIon on 2015-04-23 01:21:00 UTC Reply

The innuendo was: "Out of space? No, I'm sure we can find *somewhere* to put that 'weapon,' if you know what I mean."

(Ooh, ooh! One more!) by Darkotas on 2015-04-22 02:11:00 UTC Reply

I can't wait to see your Lust Objects... if you know what I mean.
Before we go... by Darkotas on 2015-04-22 02:10:00 UTC Reply

I just want to mention that this mission contains a lot of agent interaction... if you know what I mean.
We should bring rope and handcuffs. by Iximaz on 2015-04-22 01:37:00 UTC Reply

Just in case we need to restrain someone... if you know what I mean.

I was going to suggest duct tape... by domirossi on 2015-04-22 08:14:00 UTC Reply

... If you know what I mean.

Partner, do you like watching movies about gladiators? by doctorlit on 2015-04-22 01:08:00 UTC Reply

<_>
Partner, do you like watching movies about gladiators? by doctorlit on 2015-04-22 01:08:00 UTC Reply

<_>
This one might be a bit obvious. by Darkotas on 2015-04-22 00:55:00 UTC Reply

"I'm ready for the Duty, if you know what I mean."
Before we go... by Darkotas on 2015-04-22 00:54:00 UTC Reply

I need to do a full body scan, if you know what I mean.
Pass me the D.O.R.K.S. by SeaTurtle on 2015-04-22 00:14:00 UTC Reply

I need to slip into something more comfortable... if you know what I mean.
Re: Next: agents prepairing for a mission. by firemagic on 2015-04-22 00:04:00 UTC Reply

Why don't you open a portal... if you know what I mean
Hmm... Oh! by Matt Cipher on 2015-04-21 22:17:00 UTC Reply

Let me *ekhm* analyze... your OOC level, if you know what I mean ;)

Thank you all so much. by The Host on 2015-04-21 15:49:00 UTC Reply

I'll be saving those shark ones for later, if you know what I mean. But hey, if you have a good joke, by all means, add it! My making a new topic is not a cut off for older topics.

Our next prompt: DoSAT and it's devices. You can make one-liners if you want, but here is a scenario for mini role play:

You are a DoSAT repairman working on some busted CADs with your partner, but you both want to do a little more. Later, an agent who owns the CADs come in for a pick up.

Remember, for the role-plays, the rules still apply. Only lines that end in "if you know what I mean."

Might as well start this off! by Darkotas on 2015-04-21 17:41:00 UTC Reply

*fidding with a device*
"Yikes. This thing can get pretty messy, if you know what I mean."

"Oh dear." by DawnFire on 2015-04-22 15:55:00 UTC Reply

"Maybe we should make sure our clothes don't get ruined...if you know what I mean. They are new, after all, if you know what I mean..."

"I can go get the engine lube." by Iximaz on 2015-04-22 16:33:00 UTC Reply

"'Course, that's not the only kind of lube we use around here, if you know what I mean."

((*spits out tea*)) by DawnFire on 2015-04-22 17:03:00 UTC Reply

((Iximaz!))

"Well, we here at DoSAT like to protect our clothes against all kinds of fluids, if you know what I mean..."

((You know--grease, oil, plasma, Glittery blood courtesy of annoying Assassins...the usual))

Onwards! by Darkotas on 2015-04-22 17:20:00 UTC Reply

"I suppose we should probably get rid of these baggy clothes if they slow us down, if you know what I mean."

"Oh, I got rid of the baggy ones ages ago." by DawnFire on 2015-04-23 17:29:00 UTC Reply

"I only wear skin-tight clothing these days...if you know what I mean."

((It's possible I took inspiration just now from listening to a piece called 'the Cat Burglar' from the DW soundtrack...))

((Muahah, and here people think I'm innocent.)) (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-04-22 17:11:00 UTC Reply

((You took on Rose Potter.)) by DawnFire on 2015-04-23 17:38:00 UTC Reply

((It may be time for people to revise their opinions. :) ))

((Mom doesn't know that.)) by Iximaz on 2015-04-23 18:53:00 UTC Reply

((And I'd really prefer it stays that way. Let her keep thinking I don't have a dirty mind and have never heard a swear word in my life.))

HEY IXIMAZ'S MOTHER. by Huinesoron on 2015-04-24 09:43:00 UTC Reply

GUESS WHAT YOUR DAUGHTER'S BEEN UP TO.

^_^ hS

Ooh, I know. by Iximaz's Mother Who Is Definitely Not Scapegrace. on 2015-04-24 11:00:00 UTC Reply

She's, um, grounded? And no dessert?

That's what American parents say, right?

I think you have to forbid her going to prom? (nm) by Huinesoron on 2015-04-24 11:48:00 UTC Reply

Bah, Prom. by Iximaz on 2015-04-24 12:04:00 UTC Reply

Skipped it last year to go raiding on WoW, skipping it this year to write missions. I have better things to do that aren't a waste of time and money.

So she could forbid you not going to prom? (nm) by Huinesoron on 2015-04-24 12:09:00 UTC Reply

Doubt that... by Iximaz on 2015-04-24 12:13:00 UTC Reply

She considers it a waste of time and money as well. On the other hand, she could take away my internet, notebook, and pen privileges so I can't write. It's happened before. :/

Next up: Sharks! by The Host on 2015-04-21 05:29:00 UTC Reply

No context, no situations, just sharks. give us all your shark-related innuendos.

((Does this reveal who I really am? Probably. Don't care though.))

Fin Fun fact: by Iximaz on 2015-04-21 16:52:00 UTC Reply

Sharks have very rough skin. It can make for some interesting sensations, if you know what I mean.

In addition... by Darkotas on 2015-04-21 17:39:00 UTC Reply

All that cartilage makes them quite... flexible, if you know what I mean.

+1000 points to everyone in this thread! by The Host on 2015-04-21 16:19:00 UTC Reply

And 1500 points to anybody who gives me more!
So... by Huinesoron on 2015-04-21 13:10:00 UTC Reply

... has the Host now jumped the shark?

If you know what I mean. ;)

hS
Where's World-Jumper when you need him? by Iximaz on 2015-04-21 11:08:00 UTC Reply

He loves sharks... if you know what I mean... ^_~

I am right here. And I'm loving it! by World-Jumper on 2015-04-21 16:10:00 UTC Reply

*ahem* Anyway.

I'd like to sleep with those fishes, if you know what I mean.

A great white can fit almost anything in it's mouth. If you know what I mean.

I'm rather fond of hammerheads, if you know what I mean.

~~These are awful and I'm sorry.~~

"We're gonna need a bigger..." (nm) by Scapegrace on 2015-04-21 10:30:00 UTC Reply
*ekhm* by Matt Cipher on 2015-04-21 07:13:00 UTC Reply

You need to be careful, when around the Great White, if you know what I mean ;)
The aquarists are getting into their rubber suits by doctorlit on 2015-04-21 06:53:00 UTC Reply

to dive down into the wetness and clean things up down there.

What? This is a frequent occurrence at my zoo's shark tank. The zebra sharks like pets the most!

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I gosh, I'm stupid. (nm) by doctorlit on 2015-04-21 06:53:00 UTC Reply

*ominous fin* by Darkotas on 2015-04-21 05:51:00 UTC Reply

Don't worry, I won't bite... If you know what I mean.

First Topic: Blepica Bar by The Host on 2015-04-21 02:21:00 UTC Reply

Remember all innuendos on this thread have to be related to the topic

((You spelled Bleepka wrong.)) by eatpraylove on 2015-04-21 18:41:00 UTC Reply

((Hopefully we don't have a sentient miniature bottle of the stuff running around now. Even by our standards, that's just weird.))

I know. One too many Sonic Screwdivers, you see. by The Host on 2015-04-21 19:28:00 UTC Reply

((My brother actually set up this game. I was intending to after the Pokemon tournament, but he grew impatient and took matters into his own hands. Hence the spelling errors. Ah well, no harm done.))

Yo, bartender! by Darkotas on 2015-04-21 04:04:00 UTC Reply

I'd like to order this one virgin, if ya know what I mean.

((Hope I didn't go too blatant on this one!))
Hey. by Darkotas on 2015-04-21 03:58:00 UTC Reply

I'd like it "on the rocks", if you know what I mean.
If you start getting dizzy after only one, by doctorlit on 2015-04-21 03:31:00 UTC Reply

you're doing something wrong. If you know what I mean.
The thing is... by Iximaz on 2015-04-21 02:56:00 UTC Reply

you gotta shake it a whole lot first, if yoy know what I mean?
Be careful by Seychelles on 2015-04-21 02:30:00 UTC Reply

Something aren't worth forgetting about-if you know what I mean

Post your suggestion topic here (nm) by Suggestions on 2015-04-21 02:20:00 UTC Reply

The Flowers. (nm) by Suggestion on 2015-04-22 02:32:00 UTC Reply
The Multiverse Monitor. (nm) by eatpraylove on 2015-04-21 18:35:00 UTC Reply
The DoSAT and its devices. (nm) by Suggestion on 2015-04-21 05:56:00 UTC Reply
Exorcisms. by A Suggestion on 2015-04-21 03:17:00 UTC Reply

Hey, Bad Slashers do so many of them... ;)

(I hope I'm doing this right.)

There job is horrible. by Omega on 2015-04-21 12:07:00 UTC Reply

If you know what I mean.

Hey hey hey! No replying to suggestions! Only prompts! by The Host on 2015-04-21 16:00:00 UTC Reply

I want to keep this thread orderly, thank you. And, as you see with the new one, I want to be able to add role-play prompts based off the suggestions too. I like being in controlling, see, and this messes that up!

-1000 points for you, for messing up my game!

"Messing up my game..." by Huinesoron on 2015-04-21 16:09:00 UTC Reply

... if you know what I mean. ;)

hS

You are doing just fine! by The Host on 2015-04-21 05:26:00 UTC Reply

Let me let you all in on why I hid the suggestions and suggestion makers last time. I wanted to be able to filter out any bad suggestions without hurting anybody's feelings. It's difficult sometimes to make good Whose Line suggestions, especially for Scenes from a Hat. Well, that and I could slip in whatever I want without anybody yelling at me that I pulled the topic from a... different source. For this game though, that's not as vital. Just put a situation, place, or thing to make horrible innuendos about. Actually, since I'm talking about this:

The suggestions do not need to be directly correlated to the PPC. They can be absolutely anything, from Real Life, to fandom, what have you. Just, avoid specific people, please. That is against the spirit of the game, and really, really creepy. Here, let me show you with the next topic.