Subject: Pass me the D.O.R.K.S.
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Posted on: 2015-04-22 00:14:00 UTC
I need to slip into something more comfortable... if you know what I mean.
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New Game: If you know what I mean by
on 2015-04-21 02:17:00 UTC
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Welcome back from the break, a while back we started scenes from a hat, now I think it's time to move on to a game I like to call:
If You Know What I Mean
The rules are simple, I post a topic PPC Related and two borders need to make as many innuendos saying at the end of each post "if you know what I mean"
(this is a continuation of the Who's Line is it Anyway game from a few weeks back) -
New Topic (finally) by
on 2015-04-26 07:59:00 UTC
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Let you guys go on nothing for a little long, so here`s a good one, The Pokemon tournament
Your scenario: two trainers are battling, trying to distract the other with innuendos biased on their Pokemon -
This battle is getting heated... by
on 2015-04-26 20:55:00 UTC
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Guess its time for hot Skitty on Wailord action, if you know what I mean.
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Oh! by
on 2015-04-26 14:01:00 UTC
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Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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New Topic: The Badfic Games (nm) by
on 2015-04-24 05:34:00 UTC
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May the Rose be ever in your favour. (nm) by
on 2015-04-24 10:59:00 UTC
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Let the Druid Orgies... BEGIN! (nm) by
on 2015-04-24 13:30:00 UTC
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I am this close to introducing you two to my crowbar. by
on 2015-04-24 16:26:00 UTC
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...if you know what I mean. XD
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You can shove it where the sun don't shine. by
on 2015-04-24 18:56:00 UTC
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... Can I watch? >=]
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Next: The Flowers by
on 2015-04-22 22:03:00 UTC
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No situations, just make innuendos about the Flowers.
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I really want to eat some sunflower seed by
on 2015-04-25 15:21:00 UTC
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if you know what I mean
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Well... by
on 2015-04-23 15:22:00 UTC
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I'm going to need to be in a warm, wet area if I want maximum growth... If you know what I mean.
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Hmm. by
on 2015-04-23 02:43:00 UTC
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I would like to tickle that pistil if you know what I mean
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((Here come the plant puns!)) by
on 2015-04-23 06:11:00 UTC
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"Man, the leadership of the agency really needs to get deflowered, if you know what I mean."
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((Insert obvious pollination joke here...)) by
on 2015-04-23 00:45:00 UTC
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((...if you know what I mean.))
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Sorry for that. Just had a talk with the sensors. by
on 2015-04-22 03:46:00 UTC
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Apparently, the board has sensors. Who knew. So, for the sake of all the dead who may be offended, we cannot use morticians for this game.
Anyway, our next topic is: pizza!
Your scenario: an Italian, a New Yorker, and a Chicagoan come together to make some pies. -
Hey Chicago by
on 2015-04-22 21:07:00 UTC
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It can't bee that deep... if you know what I mean.
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((*Censors?)) (nm) by
on 2015-04-22 11:33:00 UTC
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My turn. by
on 2015-04-22 05:59:00 UTC
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Make it extra spicy...
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Now, now, Kitty... by
on 2015-04-22 10:55:00 UTC
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Let's not get too saucy... if you know what I mean. *wink*
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Are you sure? by
on 2015-04-22 15:52:00 UTC
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Why not turn up the heat? ...if you know what I mean.
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Just so long as everything's tasty! by
on 2015-04-22 17:04:00 UTC
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...if you know what I mean.
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I'd prefer mine... by
on 2015-04-22 17:18:00 UTC
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...without sausage or cheese, if you know what I mean.
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"Well, I'm a vegetarian." by
on 2015-04-23 17:36:00 UTC
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"If you know what I mean. But I'm not willing to compromise on the cheese...if you know what I mean..."
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I like to sample the entire menu, if you know what I mean. (nm) by
on 2015-04-23 18:54:00 UTC
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Next: agents prepairing for a mission. by
on 2015-04-21 21:35:00 UTC
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Just pretend your Luxury, if that helps.
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Unoriginal idea of originallity by
on 2015-04-28 01:22:00 UTC
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...LUXURY! Where are you!
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"Let me finish polishing my pike...if you know what I mean." (nm by
on 2015-04-23 01:30:00 UTC
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I like a guy who's handy with his weapon of choice... by
on 2015-04-23 18:56:00 UTC
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...if you know what I mean.
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"Out of space? No, I'm sure we can find *somewhere* to put t by
on 2015-04-23 01:19:00 UTC
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"...if you know what I mean."
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Aaand I fail at the subject line. by
on 2015-04-23 01:21:00 UTC
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The innuendo was: "Out of space? No, I'm sure we can find *somewhere* to put that 'weapon,' if you know what I mean."
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(Ooh, ooh! One more!) by
on 2015-04-22 02:11:00 UTC
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I can't wait to see your Lust Objects... if you know what I mean.
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Before we go... by
on 2015-04-22 02:10:00 UTC
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I just want to mention that this mission contains a lot of agent interaction... if you know what I mean.
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We should bring rope and handcuffs. by
on 2015-04-22 01:37:00 UTC
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Just in case we need to restrain someone... if you know what I mean.
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I was going to suggest duct tape... by
on 2015-04-22 08:14:00 UTC
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... If you know what I mean.
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Partner, do you like watching movies about gladiators? by
on 2015-04-22 01:08:00 UTC
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<_>
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Partner, do you like watching movies about gladiators? by
on 2015-04-22 01:08:00 UTC
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<_>
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This one might be a bit obvious. by
on 2015-04-22 00:55:00 UTC
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"I'm ready for the Duty, if you know what I mean."
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Before we go... by
on 2015-04-22 00:54:00 UTC
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I need to do a full body scan, if you know what I mean.
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Pass me the D.O.R.K.S. by
on 2015-04-22 00:14:00 UTC
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I need to slip into something more comfortable... if you know what I mean.
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Re: Next: agents prepairing for a mission. by
on 2015-04-22 00:04:00 UTC
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Why don't you open a portal... if you know what I mean
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Hmm... Oh! by
on 2015-04-21 22:17:00 UTC
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Let me *ekhm* analyze... your OOC level, if you know what I mean ;)
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Thank you all so much. by
on 2015-04-21 15:49:00 UTC
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I'll be saving those shark ones for later, if you know what I mean. But hey, if you have a good joke, by all means, add it! My making a new topic is not a cut off for older topics.
Our next prompt: DoSAT and it's devices. You can make one-liners if you want, but here is a scenario for mini role play:
You are a DoSAT repairman working on some busted CADs with your partner, but you both want to do a little more. Later, an agent who owns the CADs come in for a pick up.
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Might as well start this off! by
on 2015-04-21 17:41:00 UTC
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*fidding with a device*
"Yikes. This thing can get pretty messy, if you know what I mean." -
"Oh dear." by
on 2015-04-22 15:55:00 UTC
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"Maybe we should make sure our clothes don't get ruined...if you know what I mean. They are new, after all, if you know what I mean..."
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"I can go get the engine lube." by
on 2015-04-22 16:33:00 UTC
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"'Course, that's not the only kind of lube we use around here, if you know what I mean."
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((*spits out tea*)) by
on 2015-04-22 17:03:00 UTC
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((Iximaz!))
"Well, we here at DoSAT like to protect our clothes against all kinds of fluids, if you know what I mean..."
((You know--grease, oil, plasma, Glittery blood courtesy of annoying Assassins...the usual)) -
Onwards! by
on 2015-04-22 17:20:00 UTC
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"I suppose we should probably get rid of these baggy clothes if they slow us down, if you know what I mean."
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"Oh, I got rid of the baggy ones ages ago." by
on 2015-04-23 17:29:00 UTC
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"I only wear skin-tight clothing these days...if you know what I mean."
((It's possible I took inspiration just now from listening to a piece called 'the Cat Burglar' from the DW soundtrack...)) -
((Muahah, and here people think I'm innocent.)) (nm) by
on 2015-04-22 17:11:00 UTC
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((You took on Rose Potter.)) by
on 2015-04-23 17:38:00 UTC
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((It may be time for people to revise their opinions. :) ))
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((Mom doesn't know that.)) by
on 2015-04-23 18:53:00 UTC
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((And I'd really prefer it stays that way. Let her keep thinking I don't have a dirty mind and have never heard a swear word in my life.))
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HEY IXIMAZ'S MOTHER. by
on 2015-04-24 09:43:00 UTC
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GUESS WHAT YOUR DAUGHTER'S BEEN UP TO.
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Ooh, I know. by
on 2015-04-24 11:00:00 UTC
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She's, um, grounded? And no dessert?
That's what American parents say, right? -
I think you have to forbid her going to prom? (nm) by
on 2015-04-24 11:48:00 UTC
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Bah, Prom. by
on 2015-04-24 12:04:00 UTC
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Skipped it last year to go raiding on WoW, skipping it this year to write missions. I have better things to do that aren't a waste of time and money.
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So she could forbid you not going to prom? (nm) by
on 2015-04-24 12:09:00 UTC
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Doubt that... by
on 2015-04-24 12:13:00 UTC
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She considers it a waste of time and money as well. On the other hand, she could take away my internet, notebook, and pen privileges so I can't write. It's happened before. :/
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Next up: Sharks! by
on 2015-04-21 05:29:00 UTC
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No context, no situations, just sharks. give us all your shark-related innuendos.
((Does this reveal who I really am? Probably. Don't care though.)) -
Fin Fun fact: by
on 2015-04-21 16:52:00 UTC
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Sharks have very rough skin. It can make for some interesting sensations, if you know what I mean.
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In addition... by
on 2015-04-21 17:39:00 UTC
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All that cartilage makes them quite... flexible, if you know what I mean.
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+1000 points to everyone in this thread! by
on 2015-04-21 16:19:00 UTC
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And 1500 points to anybody who gives me more!
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So... by
on 2015-04-21 13:10:00 UTC
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... has the Host now jumped the shark?
If you know what I mean. ;)
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Where's World-Jumper when you need him? by
on 2015-04-21 11:08:00 UTC
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He loves sharks... if you know what I mean... ^_~
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I am right here. And I'm loving it! by
on 2015-04-21 16:10:00 UTC
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*ahem* Anyway.
I'd like to sleep with those fishes, if you know what I mean.
A great white can fit almost anything in it's mouth. If you know what I mean.
I'm rather fond of hammerheads, if you know what I mean.These are awful and I'm sorry. -
"We're gonna need a bigger..." (nm) by
on 2015-04-21 10:30:00 UTC
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*ekhm* by
on 2015-04-21 07:13:00 UTC
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You need to be careful, when around the Great White, if you know what I mean ;)
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The aquarists are getting into their rubber suits by
on 2015-04-21 06:53:00 UTC
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to dive down into the wetness and clean things up down there.
What? This is a frequent occurrence at my zoo's shark tank. The zebra sharks like pets the most! -
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I gosh, I'm stupid. (nm) by
on 2015-04-21 06:53:00 UTC
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*ominous fin* by
on 2015-04-21 05:51:00 UTC
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Don't worry, I won't bite... If you know what I mean.
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First Topic: Blepica Bar by
on 2015-04-21 02:21:00 UTC
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Remember all innuendos on this thread have to be related to the topic
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((You spelled Bleepka wrong.)) by
on 2015-04-21 18:41:00 UTC
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((Hopefully we don't have a sentient miniature bottle of the stuff running around now. Even by our standards, that's just weird.))
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I know. One too many Sonic Screwdivers, you see. by
on 2015-04-21 19:28:00 UTC
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((My brother actually set up this game. I was intending to after the Pokemon tournament, but he grew impatient and took matters into his own hands. Hence the spelling errors. Ah well, no harm done.))
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Yo, bartender! by
on 2015-04-21 04:04:00 UTC
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I'd like to order this one virgin, if ya know what I mean.
((Hope I didn't go too blatant on this one!)) -
Hey. by
on 2015-04-21 03:58:00 UTC
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I'd like it "on the rocks", if you know what I mean.
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If you start getting dizzy after only one, by
on 2015-04-21 03:31:00 UTC
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you're doing something wrong. If you know what I mean.
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The thing is... by
on 2015-04-21 02:56:00 UTC
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you gotta shake it a whole lot first, if yoy know what I mean?
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Be careful by
on 2015-04-21 02:30:00 UTC
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Something aren't worth forgetting about-if you know what I mean
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Post your suggestion topic here (nm) by
on 2015-04-21 02:20:00 UTC
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The Flowers. (nm) by
on 2015-04-22 02:32:00 UTC
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The Multiverse Monitor. (nm) by
on 2015-04-21 18:35:00 UTC
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The DoSAT and its devices. (nm) by
on 2015-04-21 05:56:00 UTC
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Exorcisms. by
on 2015-04-21 03:17:00 UTC
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Hey, Bad Slashers do so many of them... ;)
(I hope I'm doing this right.) -
There job is horrible. by
on 2015-04-21 12:07:00 UTC
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If you know what I mean.
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Hey hey hey! No replying to suggestions! Only prompts! by
on 2015-04-21 16:00:00 UTC
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I want to keep this thread orderly, thank you. And, as you see with the new one, I want to be able to add role-play prompts based off the suggestions too. I like being in controlling, see, and this messes that up!
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"Messing up my game..." by
on 2015-04-21 16:09:00 UTC
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... if you know what I mean. ;)
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You are doing just fine! by
on 2015-04-21 05:26:00 UTC
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Let me let you all in on why I hid the suggestions and suggestion makers last time. I wanted to be able to filter out any bad suggestions without hurting anybody's feelings. It's difficult sometimes to make good Whose Line suggestions, especially for Scenes from a Hat. Well, that and I could slip in whatever I want without anybody yelling at me that I pulled the topic from a... different source. For this game though, that's not as vital. Just put a situation, place, or thing to make horrible innuendos about. Actually, since I'm talking about this:
The suggestions do not need to be directly correlated to the PPC. They can be absolutely anything, from Real Life, to fandom, what have you. Just, avoid specific people, please. That is against the spirit of the game, and really, really creepy. Here, let me show you with the next topic.