Subject: "Oh, I got rid of the baggy ones ages ago."
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Posted on: 2015-04-23 17:29:00 UTC
"I only wear skin-tight clothing these days...if you know what I mean."
((It's possible I took inspiration just now from listening to a piece called 'the Cat Burglar' from the DW soundtrack...))
Welcome back from the break, a while back we started scenes from a hat, now I think it's time to move on to a game I like to call:
If You Know What I Mean
The rules are simple, I post a topic PPC Related and two borders need to make as many innuendos saying at the end of each post "if you know what I mean"
(this is a continuation of the Who's Line is it Anyway game from a few weeks back)
Let you guys go on nothing for a little long, so here`s a good one, The Pokemon tournament
Your scenario: two trainers are battling, trying to distract the other with innuendos biased on their Pokemon
Guess its time for hot Skitty on Wailord action, if you know what I mean.
Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
...if you know what I mean. XD
... Can I watch? >=]
No situations, just make innuendos about the Flowers.
((inb4 seed puns))
if you know what I mean
I'm going to need to be in a warm, wet area if I want maximum growth... If you know what I mean.
I would like to tickle that pistil if you know what I mean
"Man, the leadership of the agency really needs to get deflowered, if you know what I mean."
((...if you know what I mean.))
I'm completely bushed... if you know what I mean.
Apparently, the board has sensors. Who knew. So, for the sake of all the dead who may be offended, we cannot use morticians for this game.
Anyway, our next topic is: pizza!
Your scenario: an Italian, a New Yorker, and a Chicagoan come together to make some pies.
It can't bee that deep... if you know what I mean.
Make it extra spicy...
...if you know what I mean.
Let's not get too saucy... if you know what I mean. *wink*
Why not turn up the heat? ...if you know what I mean.
...if you know what I mean.
...without sausage or cheese, if you know what I mean.
"If you know what I mean. But I'm not willing to compromise on the cheese...if you know what I mean..."
Just pretend your Luxury, if that helps.
...LUXURY! Where are you!
...if you know what I mean.
"...if you know what I mean."
The innuendo was: "Out of space? No, I'm sure we can find *somewhere* to put that 'weapon,' if you know what I mean."
I can't wait to see your Lust Objects... if you know what I mean.
I just want to mention that this mission contains a lot of agent interaction... if you know what I mean.
Just in case we need to restrain someone... if you know what I mean.
... If you know what I mean.
<_>
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"I'm ready for the Duty, if you know what I mean."
I need to do a full body scan, if you know what I mean.
I need to slip into something more comfortable... if you know what I mean.
Why don't you open a portal... if you know what I mean
Let me *ekhm* analyze... your OOC level, if you know what I mean ;)
I'll be saving those shark ones for later, if you know what I mean. But hey, if you have a good joke, by all means, add it! My making a new topic is not a cut off for older topics.
Our next prompt: DoSAT and it's devices. You can make one-liners if you want, but here is a scenario for mini role play:
You are a DoSAT repairman working on some busted CADs with your partner, but you both want to do a little more. Later, an agent who owns the CADs come in for a pick up.
Remember, for the role-plays, the rules still apply. Only lines that end in "if you know what I mean."
*fidding with a device*
"Yikes. This thing can get pretty messy, if you know what I mean."
"Maybe we should make sure our clothes don't get ruined...if you know what I mean. They are new, after all, if you know what I mean..."
"'Course, that's not the only kind of lube we use around here, if you know what I mean."
((Iximaz!))
"Well, we here at DoSAT like to protect our clothes against all kinds of fluids, if you know what I mean..."
((You know--grease, oil, plasma, Glittery blood courtesy of annoying Assassins...the usual))
"I suppose we should probably get rid of these baggy clothes if they slow us down, if you know what I mean."
"I only wear skin-tight clothing these days...if you know what I mean."
((It's possible I took inspiration just now from listening to a piece called 'the Cat Burglar' from the DW soundtrack...))
((It may be time for people to revise their opinions. :) ))
((And I'd really prefer it stays that way. Let her keep thinking I don't have a dirty mind and have never heard a swear word in my life.))
GUESS WHAT YOUR DAUGHTER'S BEEN UP TO.
^_^ hS
She's, um, grounded? And no dessert?
That's what American parents say, right?
Skipped it last year to go raiding on WoW, skipping it this year to write missions. I have better things to do that aren't a waste of time and money.
She considers it a waste of time and money as well. On the other hand, she could take away my internet, notebook, and pen privileges so I can't write. It's happened before. :/
No context, no situations, just sharks. give us all your shark-related innuendos.
((Does this reveal who I really am? Probably. Don't care though.))
Sharks have very rough skin. It can make for some interesting sensations, if you know what I mean.
All that cartilage makes them quite... flexible, if you know what I mean.
And 1500 points to anybody who gives me more!
... has the Host now jumped the shark?
If you know what I mean. ;)
hS
He loves sharks... if you know what I mean... ^_~
*ahem* Anyway.
I'd like to sleep with those fishes, if you know what I mean.
A great white can fit almost anything in it's mouth. If you know what I mean.
I'm rather fond of hammerheads, if you know what I mean.These are awful and I'm sorry.
You need to be careful, when around the Great White, if you know what I mean ;)
to dive down into the wetness and clean things up down there.
What? This is a frequent occurrence at my zoo's shark tank. The zebra sharks like pets the most!
Don't worry, I won't bite... If you know what I mean.
Remember all innuendos on this thread have to be related to the topic
((Hopefully we don't have a sentient miniature bottle of the stuff running around now. Even by our standards, that's just weird.))
((My brother actually set up this game. I was intending to after the Pokemon tournament, but he grew impatient and took matters into his own hands. Hence the spelling errors. Ah well, no harm done.))
I'd like to order this one virgin, if ya know what I mean.
((Hope I didn't go too blatant on this one!))
I'd like it "on the rocks", if you know what I mean.
you're doing something wrong. If you know what I mean.
you gotta shake it a whole lot first, if yoy know what I mean?
Something aren't worth forgetting about-if you know what I mean
Hey, Bad Slashers do so many of them... ;)
(I hope I'm doing this right.)
If you know what I mean.
I want to keep this thread orderly, thank you. And, as you see with the new one, I want to be able to add role-play prompts based off the suggestions too. I like being in controlling, see, and this messes that up!
-1000 points for you, for messing up my game!
... if you know what I mean. ;)
hS
Let me let you all in on why I hid the suggestions and suggestion makers last time. I wanted to be able to filter out any bad suggestions without hurting anybody's feelings. It's difficult sometimes to make good Whose Line suggestions, especially for Scenes from a Hat. Well, that and I could slip in whatever I want without anybody yelling at me that I pulled the topic from a... different source. For this game though, that's not as vital. Just put a situation, place, or thing to make horrible innuendos about. Actually, since I'm talking about this:
The suggestions do not need to be directly correlated to the PPC. They can be absolutely anything, from Real Life, to fandom, what have you. Just, avoid specific people, please. That is against the spirit of the game, and really, really creepy. Here, let me show you with the next topic.