"Harry Potter and the New Chosen One"

Subject: "Harry Potter and the New Chosen One"
Author: Matt Cipher
Posted on: 2015-04-19 23:57:00 UTC

or, "How much Matt Cipher likes to torture himself."

And no, I am not kidding, that actually IS the title of this fic. Originally, it comes from a Polish blog, it is finished, with a whooping amount of 52 chapters... and I'm translating them all, baby! Also, calling dibs on sporking it! :D

Enjoy the first five chapters, as a preview... we're dealing with a serious badfic here!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kri0ui00fTFr6OJqPXndshOPOSSgmeTN8DfsF5Wopn8/edit

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"Harry Potter and the New Chosen One" by Matt Cipher on 2015-04-19 23:57:00 UTC

I CAN'T EVEN... by Silenthunder on 2015-04-26 10:44:00 UTC Reply

Unicorn, vampire, Druid, AND Elf blood?! AN OC IS GODRIC'S HEIR?! WHAT THE-?!?!?!

How did all the "interaction" between those different species even work? And with that OC, he can't be so sure he's got a 50/50 split between good and evil. Dominant genes and ressesive genes, you know.

Yes. Kill. This. Badfic.
+++ !!!!! +++ by Tawaki on 2015-04-22 15:23:00 UTC Reply

The only Elves in Potterverse are the House variety. And--oh no, PLEASE not more urple druids!

Waitasecond. Druids? by Iximaz on 2015-04-22 15:49:00 UTC Reply

*reads*

*internal screaming*

Nurufufu ^___^ by Matt Cipher on 2015-04-22 16:47:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to my world :D

Uh Oh by Superfluity on 2015-04-21 16:03:00 UTC Reply

I have a class period free and now I'm worried I'm just going to read the whole thing... I'll probably regret this in about five minutes. Oh well, here I go!

Wow... by Superfluity on 2015-04-21 16:23:00 UTC Reply

That was more painful than I thought it would be. Jesus freaking Christ. Also, I cannot believe how much I laughed reading that. Please continue your translation because it is great.

And it gets worse... by Matt Cipher on 2015-04-20 13:19:00 UTC Reply

I've just skipped to the end of the Words and well... she marries Harry and Hermione marries Draco... plus apparently the Sue comes back from the dead one time... or more...
W-wha...? by KittyEden on 2015-04-20 02:51:00 UTC Reply

My god. That is really, really horrible.
Well that's horrifying. (nm) by Omega on 2015-04-20 01:00:00 UTC Reply