Subject: I CAN'T EVEN...
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Posted on: 2015-04-26 10:44:00 UTC
Unicorn, vampire, Druid, AND Elf blood?! AN OC IS GODRIC'S HEIR?! WHAT THE-?!?!?!
How did all the "interaction" between those different species even work? And with that OC, he can't be so sure he's got a 50/50 split between good and evil. Dominant genes and ressesive genes, you know.
Yes. Kill. This. Badfic.
or, "How much Matt Cipher likes to torture himself."
And no, I am not kidding, that actually IS the title of this fic. Originally, it comes from a Polish blog, it is finished, with a whooping amount of 52 chapters... and I'm translating them all, baby! Also, calling dibs on sporking it! :D
Enjoy the first five chapters, as a preview... we're dealing with a serious badfic here!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kri0ui00fTFr6OJqPXndshOPOSSgmeTN8DfsF5Wopn8/edit
Unicorn, vampire, Druid, AND Elf blood?! AN OC IS GODRIC'S HEIR?! WHAT THE-?!?!?!
How did all the "interaction" between those different species even work? And with that OC, he can't be so sure he's got a 50/50 split between good and evil. Dominant genes and ressesive genes, you know.
Yes. Kill. This. Badfic.
The only Elves in Potterverse are the House variety. And--oh no, PLEASE not more urple druids!
*reads*
*internal screaming*
Welcome to my world :D
I have a class period free and now I'm worried I'm just going to read the whole thing... I'll probably regret this in about five minutes. Oh well, here I go!
That was more painful than I thought it would be. Jesus freaking Christ. Also, I cannot believe how much I laughed reading that. Please continue your translation because it is great.
I've just skipped to the end of the Words and well... she marries Harry and Hermione marries Draco... plus apparently the Sue comes back from the dead one time... or more...
My god. That is really, really horrible.