Subject: Well that's horrifying. (nm)
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Posted on: 2015-04-20 01:00:00 UTC
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"Harry Potter and the New Chosen One" by
on 2015-04-19 23:57:00 UTC
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or, "How much Matt Cipher likes to torture himself."
And no, I am not kidding, that actually IS the title of this fic. Originally, it comes from a Polish blog, it is finished, with a whooping amount of 52 chapters... and I'm translating them all, baby! Also, calling dibs on sporking it! :D
Enjoy the first five chapters, as a preview... we're dealing with a serious badfic here!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kri0ui00fTFr6OJqPXndshOPOSSgmeTN8DfsF5Wopn8/edit -
I CAN'T EVEN... by
on 2015-04-26 10:44:00 UTC
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Unicorn, vampire, Druid, AND Elf blood?! AN OC IS GODRIC'S HEIR?! WHAT THE-?!?!?!
How did all the "interaction" between those different species even work? And with that OC, he can't be so sure he's got a 50/50 split between good and evil. Dominant genes and ressesive genes, you know.
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+++ !!!!! +++ by
on 2015-04-22 15:23:00 UTC
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The only Elves in Potterverse are the House variety. And--oh no, PLEASE not more urple druids!
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Waitasecond. Druids? by
on 2015-04-22 15:49:00 UTC
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*reads*
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Nurufufu ^___^ by
on 2015-04-22 16:47:00 UTC
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Welcome to my world :D
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Uh Oh by
on 2015-04-21 16:03:00 UTC
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I have a class period free and now I'm worried I'm just going to read the whole thing... I'll probably regret this in about five minutes. Oh well, here I go!
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Wow... by
on 2015-04-21 16:23:00 UTC
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That was more painful than I thought it would be. Jesus freaking Christ. Also, I cannot believe how much I laughed reading that. Please continue your translation because it is great.
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And it gets worse... by
on 2015-04-20 13:19:00 UTC
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I've just skipped to the end of the Words and well... she marries Harry and Hermione marries Draco... plus apparently the Sue comes back from the dead one time... or more...
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W-wha...? by
on 2015-04-20 02:51:00 UTC
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My god. That is really, really horrible.
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Well that's horrifying. (nm) by
on 2015-04-20 01:00:00 UTC
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