Subject: Asking a dumb question about the Sue's motives.
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Posted on: 2015-04-11 14:04:00 UTC
(Because let's be honest, they never have a motive.)
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We are rapidly approaching the break. by
on 2015-04-11 06:35:00 UTC
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Let's see if we can get in a couple of rounds before they call for a break!
Things overheard in the Bleepka Bar. -
"It's damn stupid, is what it is." by
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"Real people aren't teenage girls' toys any more than Morgoth is, but they still write that trash about them."
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"I don't really know what happened..." by
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"I turned around for one second, and when I look back, my partner's standing over a pile of dead canons, screaming "WOLVERINES!""
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"MISTER ROGERS! MISTER ROGEEERS!" (nm) by
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I kid you not... by
on 2015-04-11 07:06:00 UTC
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A noodle and a duck. I don't even know how that's possible.
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Common first-day mistakes for agents. (nm) by
on 2015-04-10 22:14:00 UTC
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Tempting fate (nm) by
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Asking a dumb question about the Sue's motives. by
on 2015-04-11 14:04:00 UTC
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(Because let's be honest, they never have a motive.)
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This. by
on 2015-04-10 23:02:00 UTC
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You win. (nm) by
on 2015-04-10 23:21:00 UTC
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Only I can say who wins! by
on 2015-04-10 23:49:00 UTC
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... 1000 points to Darkotas.
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Turning up. (nm) by
on 2015-04-10 22:57:00 UTC
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Little known facts about our Lord Protector, Huinesoron. (nm) by
on 2015-04-10 16:24:00 UTC
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He's actually writing the PPC as a whole. by
on 2015-04-11 03:16:00 UTC
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Every PPC spinoff, every post on the Board, every PPC related thought is all part of this massive story that he has masterminded and is executing through mind control.
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He named himself after either a star or a Celtic deity. (nm) by
on 2015-04-10 20:24:00 UTC
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He has very odd things happen to him on certain days. (nm) by
on 2015-04-10 19:13:00 UTC
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He has a special fondness for bunk beds. (nm) by
on 2015-04-10 18:41:00 UTC
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He's suspiciously protective of a certain teapot. (nm) by
on 2015-04-10 18:10:00 UTC
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He knows the only other canon dwarf girl's name. by
on 2015-04-10 17:01:00 UTC
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And won't say what it is.
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Secretly, he is MacGyver. (nm) by
on 2015-04-10 16:42:00 UTC
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I swear, once I am free from Arkham, he will pay for that. (nm) by
on 2015-04-10 16:50:00 UTC
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Medical: the good news, and the bad news. (nm) by
on 2015-04-10 05:03:00 UTC
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"You'll be pleased to hear..." by
on 2015-04-10 14:25:00 UTC
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"That we've got rid of the console beep. Enjoy!"
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Well, we got the playing cards out of your stomach... by
on 2015-04-10 14:18:00 UTC
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But you'll have to go through Glitter dialysis and probably some therapy as well. Make sure you talk to your partner, OK?
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The good news is... by
on 2015-04-10 08:36:00 UTC
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We found a way to save you! But... You might want to avoid holy water from now on.
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The good news is you're fit for duty. The bad news is BEEEP (nm by
on 2015-04-10 05:26:00 UTC
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Well the bad news is... by
on 2015-04-10 05:24:00 UTC
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You have a noodle stuck somewhere it shouldn't be. The good news we can remove it, but we will need a duck. And you'll probably need some therapy. Which is also the bad news...But the other good news is, if you don't therapy at some point during your career here, you're doing it wrong.
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"We found your leg! ...but not the rest of you." (nm) by
on 2015-04-10 05:12:00 UTC
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What Sues are thinking as they vanish into glittery gore. (nm) by
on 2015-04-09 23:37:00 UTC
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"I'll get you next time, Gadget! Next time..." (nm) by
on 2015-04-10 01:52:00 UTC
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"I'M MEEEEEEEELLLLTING!!!!1!" (nm) by
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"Puh-lease, they're not hawt enough to kill me!" (nm) by
on 2015-04-10 01:26:00 UTC
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But...I'm SOOO Perfect everyone should love me! (nm) by
on 2015-04-10 00:07:00 UTC
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"It's so cruel! My blood's gonna clash with my hair!" (nm by
on 2015-04-09 23:46:00 UTC
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Next From The Hat: Rejected PPC mottoes (nm) by
on 2015-04-09 19:02:00 UTC
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The PPC where the BEEEEEEP! Sigh. Here we go again. (nm) by
on 2015-04-09 22:40:00 UTC
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We're the PPC. We spork it, so you don't have to! (nm) by
on 2015-04-09 22:00:00 UTC
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"To live and to spork." (nm) by
on 2015-04-09 21:48:00 UTC
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"You write it, we fight it!" (nm) by
on 2015-04-09 19:05:00 UTC
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If PPC recruiters were (brutally) honest. (nm) by
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"Welcome to hell. The doors are locked." (nm) by
on 2015-04-09 20:38:00 UTC
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"Have you ever wanted to visit your favorite canons?" by
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"Well, I have good news and bad news for you."
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"Are you insane?" by
on 2015-04-09 16:24:00 UTC
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"No."
"Well, it's only a matter of time." -
"Hello, prospective agents!" by
on 2015-04-09 16:19:00 UTC
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"Do you like safe working conditions, fair pay, and actual benefits? Well, TOO BAD!"
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To be fair, the healthcare is amazing. by
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Once more, into the hat! by
on 2015-04-09 07:58:00 UTC
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When Iximaz posts a new mission. -
*clicks on link* by
on 2015-04-09 16:14:00 UTC
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Ooh, new mission! "My Inner Exposed Immortal Celebrian: A 36-Part Series".
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"Hey, everyone, come join my mini-RP thread!" (nm) by
on 2015-04-09 13:34:00 UTC
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*submits Darkoats and Dakotas* (nm) by
on 2015-04-09 16:20:00 UTC
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*adds another tally to her list* by
on 2015-04-09 08:43:00 UTC
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Just eighty more to go until 100!
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Next Up: Hit numbers from "PPC: The Musical" (nm) (nm) by
on 2015-04-09 03:17:00 UTC
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I Think I've Snapped at Last by
on 2015-04-09 08:47:00 UTC
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They say sanity is overrated,
And I really hope they're right
For alas, I've found it's easier
To not put up a fight... -
"Oh, Blast!" (The Canon Cannon Song) (nm) by
on 2015-04-09 06:30:00 UTC
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Also: Money? What money? & Nothing for work, NM&NMs for free by
on 2015-04-09 04:47:00 UTC
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The first also has a sequel song of "Vacation? What vacation? (How did you get one?)"
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Or maybe Work for nothing, NM&NMs for free by
on 2015-04-09 04:48:00 UTC
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Changed my mind on how best to spoof that line.
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Console, please don't [BEEP!] yet! by
on 2015-04-09 04:43:00 UTC
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+reprise/follow-up number: I've got those console blues.
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Blue Slayed Sues. (nm) by
on 2015-04-09 04:39:00 UTC
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Requiem for a CAD: the duet. (nm) by
on 2015-04-09 03:46:00 UTC
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Mister Rogers! Mister Rogers! (nm) by
on 2015-04-09 03:39:00 UTC
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((Like the one on the Complete List? Fun!)) by
on 2015-04-09 03:38:00 UTC
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Also, "Back in Black," sung at the beginning as an Iron Man reference.
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Running out of Bleeprin at a crucial moment. (nm) by
on 2015-04-08 22:04:00 UTC
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*squints* by
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"Uh... I'm pretty sure that bit's supposed to stay on the inside."
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"Oh my God. Oh...my...God." by
on 2015-04-09 01:21:00 UTC
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"That is definitely illegal in France. Especially if you're doing it to him."
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Playing Cards, a gallon of antifreeze, a cup, and a DUCK? (nm) by
on 2015-04-09 00:22:00 UTC
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How do you even get a noodle to fit in that way? (nm) by
on 2015-04-08 22:56:00 UTC
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Nice callback. (nm) by
on 2015-04-08 23:26:00 UTC
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THAT IS NOT HOW FRUIT IS USED! D: (nm) by
on 2015-04-08 22:46:00 UTC
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"That is not an alternate use for a rubber glove!" (nm) by
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Quick question, before we continue. by
on 2015-04-08 19:41:00 UTC
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I know how fun Cards from a Hat is, and will gladly continue with the prompts until this thread is kicked off the front page. Perhaps beyond, if people are still playing. However, how do you want to handle the other games? I was planning on playing Alphabet, or If You Know What I Mean. Perhaps Hoedown or Irish Drinking Song, if I could get the game to work in text form.
My question is, do you want me to keep this thread for Cards from a Hat, and start new threads for other games later, or do you want me to keep all Whose Line activities in this thread? It's all up to you, I'm flexible. -
One thread per game, please. (nm) by
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Whilst I haven't posted in this thread yet... by
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I was involved in a small RP a small while ago that was essentially this, we were able to do Song Titles (so having a conversation made up purely out of song titles) which I'm sure could be converted, and Newsflash, trying to 'report' on Gangnam Style was 'fun' to say the least.
Either way, I think new threads per game would probably be better else it'll die out quickly.
Storme Hawk -
Famous last words of a PPC agent. (nm) by
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Hey look! A Big Red Button! (nm) by
on 2015-04-09 01:14:00 UTC
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Let's do this! LEEEERRROOOYYY JEEENKINS! (nm) by
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This is going to be easy (nm) by
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"Of course we're gonna make it out of this in one piece..." by
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"...the good guys always win, right?"
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Is it me or do you look a bit more sparkly than usual? (nm) by
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Hey, what does this thing do? (nm) by
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"Sorry miss Notary, I didn't see you there!" by
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"Say, is that an old partner of yours or-"
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"As you're no doubt aware..." by
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"Details of my previous regenerations are a matter of public record, as per Standing Regulation #15 (Subsection b). You need only fill in the requisite requisition forms to access them. In triplicate. Perfectly. And then pray to whichever gods you shaved apes still cling to that I don't conveniently forget about your request until past the due date, at which point we enter 30 GOTO 10 territory."
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"Don't worry, the SEP field will keep us safe!" (nm) by
on 2015-04-08 17:14:00 UTC
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"What could possibly go wrong?" (nm) by
on 2015-04-08 17:13:00 UTC
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"We're gonna need a bigger bell." (nm) by
on 2015-04-08 16:41:00 UTC
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"Do you have any better ideas?" (nm) by
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Next Up by
on 2015-04-08 04:21:00 UTC
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Things overheard from medical
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Lets start the surgery by
on 2015-04-09 00:20:00 UTC
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I'll need a can opener, potato peeler, ice pick, and lastly a duck.
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You may have to wait a small while, all our doctors are busy by
on 2015-04-08 20:41:00 UTC
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So we're getting some vets to come in and help us perform surgery, I mean all living things are the same right?
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"We're gonna need a blowtorch and some more peanut butter." (nm) by
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"Has anyone seen this guy's head?" (nm) by
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Why do they always go for the kidneys? (nm) by
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Well, I've seen tentacles coming out of weirder places... (nm) by
on 2015-04-08 11:18:00 UTC
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Aw, great. We got another guy who pulled a Tawaki. by
on 2015-04-08 11:09:00 UTC
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Alas Poor Yorick I knew him well... by
on 2015-04-08 07:07:00 UTC
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Wait, wasn't his name John? Eh, same difference. Toss it with the other skulls.
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SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! by
on 2015-04-08 07:39:00 UTC
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!! -
The hip bone's connected to the... Uh-oh... (nm) by
on 2015-04-08 05:19:00 UTC
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Wait, which set of limbs goes to this guy? (nm) by
on 2015-04-08 05:09:00 UTC
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Sir...How did you get a noodle stuck there? (nm) by
on 2015-04-08 04:58:00 UTC
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Next: What the Nameless Admin does on their day off (nm) by
on 2015-04-07 22:06:00 UTC
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Posts random comments as other boarders (nm) by
on 2015-04-08 20:43:00 UTC
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Mows the Nameless Lawn, of course. by
on 2015-04-08 02:39:00 UTC
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(With the Nameless Lawnmower.)
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"What if I changed every 'your' to 'ypur'...?" (nm) by
on 2015-04-07 22:48:00 UTC
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*looks around* by
on 2015-04-07 22:34:00 UTC
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*inserts tiny spelling errors in random posts*
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"Hmm... perhaps I could reply to this thread!" (nm) by
on 2015-04-07 22:29:00 UTC
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Huh. Accedently pulled two at the same time. by
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-1000 points for The Host.
I guess just respond to both. I'll pop back in later to see how this all works out. -
Our next promt: by
on 2015-04-07 22:05:00 UTC
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Inappropriate times to quote anime -
Don't call the TA "young master." Ever. (nm) by
on 2015-04-08 21:43:00 UTC
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Inappropriate? by
on 2015-04-08 00:17:00 UTC
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What! This form of communication has been passed on through the Armstrong Family for Generations! *Muscle Flex* It it always appropriate!
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Anytime the score reaches OVER NINE THOUSAND! (nm) by
on 2015-04-07 23:24:00 UTC
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Shouting Bankai during a traffic stop is a bad idea. (nm) by
on 2015-04-07 22:25:00 UTC
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Next up: by
on 2015-04-07 18:59:00 UTC
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Things you can say about Cafeteria food, but NOT your partner. -
I was expecting a saltier taste, but it's still pretty good. (nm by
on 2015-04-08 02:36:00 UTC
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*falls out of bed laughing* by
on 2015-04-08 02:57:00 UTC
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I just about woke up the rest of the house, dammit!
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Sorry! :( (nm) by
on 2015-04-08 03:09:00 UTC
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Oh, while you're here... (OT) by
on 2015-04-08 03:15:00 UTC
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I still haven't gotten a list of Pokémon from you. If I don't have a list by Friday, I'll have to remove you from the roster.
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Oh, sorry. Go ahead and remove me. by
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I don't do Pokémon Showdown. It's no fun poofing a perfect team into existence without any effort.
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I prefer mine without higher brain functions. (nm) by
on 2015-04-07 20:03:00 UTC
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Is it even edible? (nm) by
on 2015-04-07 19:26:00 UTC
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This isn't what I ordered, take it back! (nm) by
on 2015-04-07 19:23:00 UTC
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It tends to squeal when I poke it. (nm) by
on 2015-04-07 19:16:00 UTC
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Can I throw it out? by
on 2015-04-07 19:13:00 UTC
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It is starting to smell.
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Next up is: When Luxury sees a new agent (nm) by
on 2015-04-07 15:23:00 UTC
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I don't bite...much (nm) by
on 2015-04-07 18:30:00 UTC
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"Has anyone shown you the ropes around here?" by
on 2015-04-07 18:09:00 UTC
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"If not, allow me. Mine are... special.
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Iximaz is awarded 50 sets of 20 points. by
on 2015-04-08 06:09:00 UTC
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One set for every shade of grey.
For the mathematically challenged, (World-Jumper) that's 1000 points! -
Pffft HAHAHAHAH!! by
on 2015-04-07 18:27:00 UTC
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That's it. Host, shut this thread down, this is the best you are gonna get.
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Hey! This is my show! I run it how I want! by
on 2015-04-07 18:42:00 UTC
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A little while longer, at least. We want everyone to play along!
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*gasp* A Ditto newbie? I'll get the Disguise Generator! (nm) by
on 2015-04-07 18:06:00 UTC
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I will now reach into the hat! by
on 2015-04-07 05:50:00 UTC
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Don't worry, you can still put in your terrible suggestions to the hat. Nobody is judging you for it. Well, except me.
((Seriously though, keep putting in more suggestions. These are great!))
Your prompt is:
Things Agents cannot say to the flowers. -
Burn baby burn (nm) by
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"I'm starting a garden! Care to make a donation?" (nm) by
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BZZZT! by
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Congratulations! You win 1356 points, one for every seed in the Sunflower Official's head.
((Feel free to make more jokes if you want. I may award more points!)) -
*chews* This salad is amazing! So many types of seeds. (nm) by
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Need a light? *holds out lighter* (nm) by
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"You can go pollinate yourself!" (nm) by
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"If you have psychic powers, why aren't you helping us?" (nm) by
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Official Unofficial Suggestion by
on 2015-04-06 22:50:00 UTC
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Place Suggestions Here! (nm) by
on 2015-04-06 22:16:00 UTC
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Even MORE suggestions! by
on 2015-04-07 21:34:00 UTC
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SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS
"Common first-day mistakes for agents."
"What NOT to do around Lust Objects."
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Suggestion! by
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SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS.
And for my next suggestion, let's go with a classic...
"Things you can say about your gadgets, but NOT your partner."
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I have a few more... by
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Unofficial Official Suggestion by
on 2015-04-07 04:39:00 UTC
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NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING!
What 'Sues are thinking as they vanish into glittery gore. -
Unofficial Official Suggestion by
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Suggestion! by
on 2015-04-07 03:21:00 UTC
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NO PEEKING! WHY ARE YOU PEEKING? YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO SPOIL THIS FOR YOURSELF, WOULD YOU? IF YOU REALLY WANT TO PEEK... FINE. I'M A SENTENCE, NOT A COP. DETERMINED TO SPOIL THIS, ARE YOU? DON'T SAY THAT YOU WEREN'T WARNED!
Now, without further ado...
"Creative solutions from Medical." -
RE: Place suggestions here by
on 2015-04-07 02:02:00 UTC
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Hmm...How about "A Mary Sue's responses to heckling agents"?
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Official Unofficial Suggestion by
on 2015-04-06 22:41:00 UTC
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Whee suggestions! by
on 2015-04-06 22:24:00 UTC
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Official Unofficial Suggestion by
on 2015-04-06 22:33:00 UTC
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NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING!
When agents ask for vacation -
YOU BROKE THE RULES!! by
on 2015-04-06 22:32:00 UTC
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DISQUALIFIED FOREVER!!!
Wait, what am I talking about? The rules are made up anyway! Forgive me, you're free to play. However, for not following the rules, you get a -21 to your point score, one for each mission.
Anyway, for future reference, I will make an example suggestion post. I'll steal one of yours because I'm lazy and thinking is hard. -
Oops, my bad. ^^; Won't happen again, promise. (nm) by
on 2015-04-06 22:35:00 UTC
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Well, since you appoligised... by
on 2015-04-06 22:43:00 UTC
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I suppose Rose Potter could count as one mission... Make that -15 points instead. Because I am a kind and merciful host.
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Unofficial Official Suggestion by
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