Playing Cards, a gallon of antifreeze, a cup, and a DUCK? (nm)

Subject: Playing Cards, a gallon of antifreeze, a cup, and a DUCK? (nm)
Author: [EvilAI]UBEROverlord
Posted on: 2015-04-09 00:22:00 UTC

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Welcome, to Whose Line Is It Anyway? by The Host on 2015-04-06 22:15:00 UTC Reply

Yes indeed, the game where the rules are made up, and the points don't matter. Yes, like the Daisy's troubles are to the Flowers, they just don't matter. I'm your host, The Host! My parents had very clear dreams for me as a child. Sadly, I never had much skill at law, so I became a game show host instead.

Yes, this is the PPC Board version of Whose Line?, where you, yes, you, the boarders, get to have some fun with some improv and mini-roleplay. There are many games we will be playing, and the fun only stops when you want it to! Or when Iximaz posts her next five missions and pushes this post off the front page. So, roughly three days.

To start off, we will need some suggestions for our first game Scenes from a Hat. Here is how it will work:

The first reply to this post will be by The Hat, saying, "Place Suggestions Here!" You are to reply with your scenario for us to react to under the name "Suggestion". Quotation marks are optional. For the title box, put "Official Unofficial Suggestion". Then, to make sure nobody reads the scenario before I choose it for the game, you are to post the following, exactly, into the text box before your suggestion:

NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING!

Then, post your scenario suggestion. These can be PPC related, Real Life, fandom, whatever you want. I would highly suggest that everybody read This Guide from /r/ScenesFromAHat before writing your prompts.

The prompts will be picked at random by me for getting posted for you all to react to, in any way you wish. Whomever has the cleverest response will receive the points for the round. If your suggestion or quip is not selected, don't take it to heart. All it means is that I probably don't like you very much.

Right, that should be all the rules we need! I would say they will be updated as needed, but what's the fun in that? Chaos is always fun! Besides, the Board doesn't have an edit button...

Let's play!

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We are rapidly approaching the break. by The Host on 2015-04-11 06:35:00 UTC Reply

Let's see if we can get in a couple of rounds before they call for a break!

Things overheard in the Bleepka Bar.

"It's damn stupid, is what it is." by eatpraylove on 2015-04-11 14:12:00 UTC Reply

"Real people aren't teenage girls' toys any more than Morgoth is, but they still write that trash about them."
"I don't really know what happened..." by Iximaz on 2015-04-11 13:57:00 UTC Reply

"I turned around for one second, and when I look back, my partner's standing over a pile of dead canons, screaming "WOLVERINES!""
"MISTER ROGERS! MISTER ROGEEERS!" (nm) by Scapegrace on 2015-04-11 12:59:00 UTC Reply
I kid you not... by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-11 07:06:00 UTC Reply

A noodle and a duck. I don't even know how that's possible.

Common first-day mistakes for agents. (nm) by The Host on 2015-04-10 22:14:00 UTC Reply

Tempting fate (nm) by Storme Hawk on 2015-04-11 14:21:00 UTC Reply
Asking a dumb question about the Sue's motives. by eatpraylove on 2015-04-11 14:04:00 UTC Reply

(Because let's be honest, they never have a motive.)
This. by Darkotas on 2015-04-10 23:02:00 UTC Reply

You win. (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-04-10 23:21:00 UTC Reply

Only I can say who wins! by The Host on 2015-04-10 23:49:00 UTC Reply

... 1000 points to Darkotas.

Turning up. (nm) by Scapegrace on 2015-04-10 22:57:00 UTC Reply

Little known facts about our Lord Protector, Huinesoron. (nm) by The Host on 2015-04-10 16:24:00 UTC Reply

He's actually writing the PPC as a whole. by SeaTurtle on 2015-04-11 03:16:00 UTC Reply

Every PPC spinoff, every post on the Board, every PPC related thought is all part of this massive story that he has masterminded and is executing through mind control.

*Adjusts tinfoil hat*
He named himself after either a star or a Celtic deity. (nm) by eatpraylove on 2015-04-10 20:24:00 UTC Reply
He has very odd things happen to him on certain days. (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-04-10 19:13:00 UTC Reply
He has a special fondness for bunk beds. (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-04-10 18:41:00 UTC Reply
He's suspiciously protective of a certain teapot. (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-04-10 18:10:00 UTC Reply
He knows the only other canon dwarf girl's name. by Scapegrace on 2015-04-10 17:01:00 UTC Reply

And won't say what it is.
Secretly, he is MacGyver. (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-04-10 16:42:00 UTC Reply

I swear, once I am free from Arkham, he will pay for that. (nm) by The Riddler on 2015-04-10 16:50:00 UTC Reply

Medical: the good news, and the bad news. (nm) by The Host on 2015-04-10 05:03:00 UTC Reply

"You'll be pleased to hear..." by Scapegrace on 2015-04-10 14:25:00 UTC Reply

"That we've got rid of the console beep. Enjoy!"
Well, we got the playing cards out of your stomach... by eatpraylove on 2015-04-10 14:18:00 UTC Reply

But you'll have to go through Glitter dialysis and probably some therapy as well. Make sure you talk to your partner, OK?
The good news is... by Darkotas on 2015-04-10 08:36:00 UTC Reply

We found a way to save you! But... You might want to avoid holy water from now on.
The good news is you're fit for duty. The bad news is BEEEP (nm by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-10 05:26:00 UTC Reply
Well the bad news is... by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-10 05:24:00 UTC Reply

You have a noodle stuck somewhere it shouldn't be. The good news we can remove it, but we will need a duck. And you'll probably need some therapy. Which is also the bad news...But the other good news is, if you don't therapy at some point during your career here, you're doing it wrong.
"We found your leg! ...but not the rest of you." (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-04-10 05:12:00 UTC Reply

What Sues are thinking as they vanish into glittery gore. (nm) by The Host on 2015-04-09 23:37:00 UTC Reply

"I'll get you next time, Gadget! Next time..." (nm) by SeaTurtle on 2015-04-10 01:52:00 UTC Reply
"I'M MEEEEEEEELLLLTING!!!!1!" (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-04-10 01:38:00 UTC Reply
"Puh-lease, they're not hawt enough to kill me!" (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-04-10 01:26:00 UTC Reply
But...I'm SOOO Perfect everyone should love me! (nm) by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-10 00:07:00 UTC Reply
"It's so cruel! My blood's gonna clash with my hair!" (nm by Scapegrace on 2015-04-09 23:46:00 UTC Reply

Next From The Hat: Rejected PPC mottoes (nm) by The Host on 2015-04-09 19:02:00 UTC Reply

The PPC where the BEEEEEEP! Sigh. Here we go again. (nm) by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-09 22:40:00 UTC Reply
We're the PPC. We spork it, so you don't have to! (nm) by World-Jumper on 2015-04-09 22:00:00 UTC Reply
"To live and to spork." (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-04-09 21:48:00 UTC Reply
"You write it, we fight it!" (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-04-09 19:05:00 UTC Reply

If PPC recruiters were (brutally) honest. (nm) by The Host on 2015-04-09 16:14:00 UTC Reply

"Welcome to hell. The doors are locked." (nm) by SeaTurtle on 2015-04-09 20:38:00 UTC Reply
"Have you ever wanted to visit your favorite canons?" by Darkotas on 2015-04-09 17:10:00 UTC Reply

"Well, I have good news and bad news for you."
"Are you insane?" by Iximaz on 2015-04-09 16:24:00 UTC Reply

"No."

"Well, it's only a matter of time."
"Hello, prospective agents!" by Darkotas on 2015-04-09 16:19:00 UTC Reply

"Do you like safe working conditions, fair pay, and actual benefits? Well, TOO BAD!"

To be fair, the healthcare is amazing. by World-Jumper on 2015-04-09 17:09:00 UTC Reply

"What, amazingly bad?"

"Nope. Best in the entire multiverse, and absolutely free for all agents. We bring back people from the absolute brink of death multiple times a day!"

"What about pre existing conditions?"

"Depends. Is it a defining character flaw or aspect?"

"Uh... Maybe?"

"We'll check in with Medical to be sure when we're done here. Anyway, do you have any Lust Objects?"

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Once more, into the hat! by The Host on 2015-04-09 07:58:00 UTC Reply

When Iximaz posts a new mission.

*clicks on link* by Darkotas on 2015-04-09 16:14:00 UTC Reply

Ooh, new mission! "My Inner Exposed Immortal Celebrian: A 36-Part Series".
"Hey, everyone, come join my mini-RP thread!" (nm) by eatpraylove on 2015-04-09 13:34:00 UTC Reply

*submits Darkoats and Dakotas* (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-04-09 16:20:00 UTC Reply

*adds another tally to her list* by Iximaz on 2015-04-09 08:43:00 UTC Reply

Just eighty more to go until 100!

Next Up: Hit numbers from "PPC: The Musical" (nm) (nm) by The Host on 2015-04-09 03:17:00 UTC Reply

I Think I've Snapped at Last by Iximaz on 2015-04-09 08:47:00 UTC Reply

They say sanity is overrated,
And I really hope they're right
For alas, I've found it's easier
To not put up a fight...
"Oh, Blast!" (The Canon Cannon Song) (nm) by doctorlit on 2015-04-09 06:30:00 UTC Reply
Also: Money? What money? & Nothing for work, NM&NMs for free by DawnFire on 2015-04-09 04:47:00 UTC Reply

The first also has a sequel song of "Vacation? What vacation? (How did you get one?)"

Or maybe Work for nothing, NM&NMs for free by DawnFire on 2015-04-09 04:48:00 UTC Reply

Changed my mind on how best to spoof that line.

Console, please don't [BEEP!] yet! by DawnFire on 2015-04-09 04:43:00 UTC Reply

+reprise/follow-up number: I've got those console blues.
Blue Slayed Sues. (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-04-09 04:39:00 UTC Reply
Requiem for a CAD: the duet. (nm) by SeaTurtle on 2015-04-09 03:46:00 UTC Reply
Mister Rogers! Mister Rogers! (nm) by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-09 03:39:00 UTC Reply
((Like the one on the Complete List? Fun!)) by eatpraylove on 2015-04-09 03:38:00 UTC Reply

Also, "Back in Black," sung at the beginning as an Iron Man reference.

Running out of Bleeprin at a crucial moment. (nm) by The Host on 2015-04-08 22:04:00 UTC Reply

*squints* by Iximaz on 2015-04-09 01:25:00 UTC Reply

"Uh... I'm pretty sure that bit's supposed to stay on the inside."
"Oh my God. Oh...my...God." by eatpraylove on 2015-04-09 01:21:00 UTC Reply

"That is definitely illegal in France. Especially if you're doing it to him."
Playing Cards, a gallon of antifreeze, a cup, and a DUCK? (nm) by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-09 00:22:00 UTC Reply
How do you even get a noodle to fit in that way? (nm) by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-08 22:56:00 UTC Reply

Nice callback. (nm) by World-Jumper on 2015-04-08 23:26:00 UTC Reply

THAT IS NOT HOW FRUIT IS USED! D: (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-04-08 22:46:00 UTC Reply
"That is not an alternate use for a rubber glove!" (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-04-08 22:25:00 UTC Reply

Quick question, before we continue. by The Host on 2015-04-08 19:41:00 UTC Reply

I know how fun Cards from a Hat is, and will gladly continue with the prompts until this thread is kicked off the front page. Perhaps beyond, if people are still playing. However, how do you want to handle the other games? I was planning on playing Alphabet, or If You Know What I Mean. Perhaps Hoedown or Irish Drinking Song, if I could get the game to work in text form.

My question is, do you want me to keep this thread for Cards from a Hat, and start new threads for other games later, or do you want me to keep all Whose Line activities in this thread? It's all up to you, I'm flexible.

One thread per game, please. (nm) by eatpraylove on 2015-04-08 21:31:00 UTC Reply
Whilst I haven't posted in this thread yet... by Storme Hawk on 2015-04-08 20:28:00 UTC Reply

I was involved in a small RP a small while ago that was essentially this, we were able to do Song Titles (so having a conversation made up purely out of song titles) which I'm sure could be converted, and Newsflash, trying to 'report' on Gangnam Style was 'fun' to say the least.

Either way, I think new threads per game would probably be better else it'll die out quickly.

Storme Hawk

Famous last words of a PPC agent. (nm) by The Host on 2015-04-08 16:10:00 UTC Reply

Hey look! A Big Red Button! (nm) by Edhelistar on 2015-04-09 01:14:00 UTC Reply
Let's do this! LEEEERRROOOYYY JEEENKINS! (nm) by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-08 23:11:00 UTC Reply
This is going to be easy (nm) by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-08 23:06:00 UTC Reply
"Of course we're gonna make it out of this in one piece..." by SeaTurtle on 2015-04-08 21:56:00 UTC Reply

"...the good guys always win, right?"
Is it me or do you look a bit more sparkly than usual? (nm) by Storme Hawk on 2015-04-08 20:30:00 UTC Reply
Hey, what does this thing do? (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-04-08 18:34:00 UTC Reply
"Sorry miss Notary, I didn't see you there!" by World-Jumper on 2015-04-08 17:31:00 UTC Reply

"Say, is that an old partner of yours or-"

((With apologies to Scapegrace))

"As you're no doubt aware..." by Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx on 2015-04-09 23:49:00 UTC Reply

"Details of my previous regenerations are a matter of public record, as per Standing Regulation #15 (Subsection b). You need only fill in the requisite requisition forms to access them. In triplicate. Perfectly. And then pray to whichever gods you shaved apes still cling to that I don't conveniently forget about your request until past the due date, at which point we enter 30 GOTO 10 territory."

"Don't worry, the SEP field will keep us safe!" (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-04-08 17:14:00 UTC Reply
"What could possibly go wrong?" (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-04-08 17:13:00 UTC Reply
"We're gonna need a bigger bell." (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-04-08 16:41:00 UTC Reply
"Do you have any better ideas?" (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-04-08 16:19:00 UTC Reply

Next Up by The Host on 2015-04-08 04:21:00 UTC Reply

Things overheard from medical
(reminder you can post on old topics)

Lets start the surgery by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-09 00:20:00 UTC Reply

I'll need a can opener, potato peeler, ice pick, and lastly a duck.
You may have to wait a small while, all our doctors are busy by Storme Hawk on 2015-04-08 20:41:00 UTC Reply

So we're getting some vets to come in and help us perform surgery, I mean all living things are the same right?
"We're gonna need a blowtorch and some more peanut butter." (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-04-08 17:52:00 UTC Reply
"Has anyone seen this guy's head?" (nm) by Edhelistar on 2015-04-08 15:54:00 UTC Reply
Why do they always go for the kidneys? (nm) by eatpraylove on 2015-04-08 15:10:00 UTC Reply
Well, I've seen tentacles coming out of weirder places... (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-04-08 11:18:00 UTC Reply
Aw, great. We got another guy who pulled a Tawaki. by Iximaz on 2015-04-08 11:09:00 UTC Reply

~~sorry not sorry~~
Alas Poor Yorick I knew him well... by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-08 07:07:00 UTC Reply

Wait, wasn't his name John? Eh, same difference. Toss it with the other skulls.

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! by Khorne-Worshipper on 2015-04-08 07:39:00 UTC Reply

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!

HERESY! by Comissar on 2015-04-08 20:32:00 UTC Reply

*BLAM*

The hip bone's connected to the... Uh-oh... (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-04-08 05:19:00 UTC Reply
Wait, which set of limbs goes to this guy? (nm) by doctorlit on 2015-04-08 05:09:00 UTC Reply
Sir...How did you get a noodle stuck there? (nm) by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-08 04:58:00 UTC Reply

Next: What the Nameless Admin does on their day off (nm) by The Host on 2015-04-07 22:06:00 UTC Reply

Posts random comments as other boarders (nm) by Storme Hawk on 2015-04-08 20:43:00 UTC Reply
Mows the Nameless Lawn, of course. by doctorlit on 2015-04-08 02:39:00 UTC Reply

(With the Nameless Lawnmower.)
"What if I changed every 'your' to 'ypur'...?" (nm) by World-Jumper on 2015-04-07 22:48:00 UTC Reply
*looks around* by Darkotas on 2015-04-07 22:34:00 UTC Reply

*inserts tiny spelling errors in random posts*
*watches as people scramble to correct themselves*
"Hmm... perhaps I could reply to this thread!" (nm) by The Nameless Admin on 2015-04-07 22:29:00 UTC Reply
Huh. Accedently pulled two at the same time. by The Host on 2015-04-07 22:07:00 UTC Reply

-1000 points for The Host.

I guess just respond to both. I'll pop back in later to see how this all works out.

Our next promt: by The Host on 2015-04-07 22:05:00 UTC Reply

Inappropriate times to quote anime

Don't call the TA "young master." Ever. (nm) by eatpraylove on 2015-04-08 21:43:00 UTC Reply
Inappropriate? by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-08 00:17:00 UTC Reply

What! This form of communication has been passed on through the Armstrong Family for Generations! *Muscle Flex* It it always appropriate!
Anytime the score reaches OVER NINE THOUSAND! (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-04-07 23:24:00 UTC Reply
Shouting Bankai during a traffic stop is a bad idea. (nm) by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-07 22:25:00 UTC Reply

Next up: by The Host on 2015-04-07 18:59:00 UTC Reply

Things you can say about Cafeteria food, but NOT your partner.

I was expecting a saltier taste, but it's still pretty good. (nm by doctorlit on 2015-04-08 02:36:00 UTC Reply

*falls out of bed laughing* by Iximaz on 2015-04-08 02:57:00 UTC Reply

I just about woke up the rest of the house, dammit!

Sorry! :( (nm) by doctorlit on 2015-04-08 03:09:00 UTC Reply

Oh, while you're here... (OT) by Iximaz on 2015-04-08 03:15:00 UTC Reply

I still haven't gotten a list of Pokémon from you. If I don't have a list by Friday, I'll have to remove you from the roster.

Oh, sorry. Go ahead and remove me. by doctorlit on 2015-04-08 05:06:00 UTC Reply

I don't do Pokémon Showdown. It's no fun poofing a perfect team into existence without any effort.

I prefer mine without higher brain functions. (nm) by Tira on 2015-04-07 20:03:00 UTC Reply
Is it even edible? (nm) by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-07 19:26:00 UTC Reply
This isn't what I ordered, take it back! (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-04-07 19:23:00 UTC Reply
It tends to squeal when I poke it. (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-04-07 19:16:00 UTC Reply
Can I throw it out? by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-07 19:13:00 UTC Reply

It is starting to smell.

Next up is: When Luxury sees a new agent (nm) by The Host on 2015-04-07 15:23:00 UTC Reply

I don't bite...much (nm) by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-07 18:30:00 UTC Reply
"Has anyone shown you the ropes around here?" by Iximaz on 2015-04-07 18:09:00 UTC Reply

"If not, allow me. Mine are... special.

Iximaz is awarded 50 sets of 20 points. by The Host on 2015-04-08 06:09:00 UTC Reply

One set for every shade of grey.

For the mathematically challenged, (World-Jumper) that's 1000 points!
Pffft HAHAHAHAH!! by World-Jumper on 2015-04-07 18:27:00 UTC Reply

That's it. Host, shut this thread down, this is the best you are gonna get.

Hey! This is my show! I run it how I want! by The Host on 2015-04-07 18:42:00 UTC Reply

A little while longer, at least. We want everyone to play along!

*gasp* A Ditto newbie? I'll get the Disguise Generator! (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-04-07 18:06:00 UTC Reply

I will now reach into the hat! by The Host on 2015-04-07 05:50:00 UTC Reply

Don't worry, you can still put in your terrible suggestions to the hat. Nobody is judging you for it. Well, except me.

((Seriously though, keep putting in more suggestions. These are great!))

Your prompt is:

Things Agents cannot say to the flowers.

Burn baby burn (nm) by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2015-04-07 18:24:00 UTC Reply
"I'm starting a garden! Care to make a donation?" (nm) by doctorlit on 2015-04-07 14:21:00 UTC Reply

BZZZT! by The Host on 2015-04-07 18:20:00 UTC Reply

Congratulations! You win 1356 points, one for every seed in the Sunflower Official's head.

((Feel free to make more jokes if you want. I may award more points!))

*chews* This salad is amazing! So many types of seeds. (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-04-07 13:21:00 UTC Reply
Need a light? *holds out lighter* (nm) by Darkotas on 2015-04-07 13:05:00 UTC Reply
"You can go pollinate yourself!" (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-04-07 12:58:00 UTC Reply
"If you have psychic powers, why aren't you helping us?" (nm) by eatpraylove on 2015-04-07 12:03:00 UTC Reply

Official Unofficial Suggestion by Suggestion on 2015-04-06 22:50:00 UTC Reply

NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING!

"Unusual magical girl battle cries"

"Rejected PPC mottoes"

"What the Nameless Admin does on their day off"

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Place Suggestions Here! (nm) by The Hat on 2015-04-06 22:16:00 UTC Reply

Even MORE suggestions! by Darkotas on 2015-04-07 21:34:00 UTC Reply

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS

"Common first-day mistakes for agents."
"What NOT to do around Lust Objects."
"Medical: the good news, and the bad news."
Suggestion! by Darkotas on 2015-04-07 17:55:00 UTC Reply

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS.

And for my next suggestion, let's go with a classic...
"Things you can say about your gadgets, but NOT your partner."
Or...
"Things you can say about Cafeteria food, but NOT your partner."
I have a few more... by eatpraylove on 2015-04-07 14:36:00 UTC Reply

But first, some housekeeping.

Twilight, would you mind distracting everyone so they don't get spoilers?

Perfect! Thanks! n_n Anyway...

-Overheard in the Bleepka Bar
-If PPC recruiters were (brutally) honest
-Why everyone hates Tingle
-Inappropriate times to quote anime

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Unofficial Official Suggestion by suggestion on 2015-04-07 04:39:00 UTC Reply

NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING!

What 'Sues are thinking as they vanish into glittery gore.
Unofficial Official Suggestion by Suggestion on 2015-04-07 03:32:00 UTC Reply

NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING!

Things all new boarders need to know

Rejected Agents

Things Agents cannot say to the flowers

Things overheard from Medical

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Suggestion! by Darkotas on 2015-04-07 03:21:00 UTC Reply

NO PEEKING! WHY ARE YOU PEEKING? YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO SPOIL THIS FOR YOURSELF, WOULD YOU? IF YOU REALLY WANT TO PEEK... FINE. I'M A SENTENCE, NOT A COP. DETERMINED TO SPOIL THIS, ARE YOU? DON'T SAY THAT YOU WEREN'T WARNED!

Now, without further ado...

"Creative solutions from Medical."
RE: Place suggestions here by eatpraylove on 2015-04-07 02:02:00 UTC Reply

Hmm...How about "A Mary Sue's responses to heckling agents"?
Official Unofficial Suggestion by Suggestion on 2015-04-06 22:41:00 UTC Reply

NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING! NO PEAKING!

Bad things to say during an exorcism

Famous last words of a PPC agent

Hit numbers from "PPC: The Musical"

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Whee suggestions! by Iximaz on 2015-04-06 22:24:00 UTC Reply

(I laughed pretty hard at the 'three days' thing. Should I take that as a challenge? ...nah, I'm not that mean. Or crazy.)

When Luxury sees a new agent

One of the strangest uses for portals

When agents ask for vacation

(And then, just because you said something) When Iximaz publishes a new mission

This is gonna be fun!

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Official Unofficial Suggestion by Suggestion on 2015-04-06 22:33:00 UTC Reply

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When agents ask for vacation
YOU BROKE THE RULES!! by The Host on 2015-04-06 22:32:00 UTC Reply

DISQUALIFIED FOREVER!!!

Wait, what am I talking about? The rules are made up anyway! Forgive me, you're free to play. However, for not following the rules, you get a -21 to your point score, one for each mission.

Anyway, for future reference, I will make an example suggestion post. I'll steal one of yours because I'm lazy and thinking is hard.

Oops, my bad. ^^; Won't happen again, promise. (nm) by Iximaz on 2015-04-06 22:35:00 UTC Reply

Well, since you appoligised... by The Host on 2015-04-06 22:43:00 UTC Reply

I suppose Rose Potter could count as one mission... Make that -15 points instead. Because I am a kind and merciful host.

Unofficial Official Suggestion by Silenthunder on 2015-04-07 23:40:00 UTC Reply

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Hmmm...

The Flowers having a heated debate. Who will win?

An agent accidentally morphing into another species.

Running out of Bleeprin at a crucial moment.

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