Subject: "As you're no doubt aware..."
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Posted on: 2015-04-09 23:49:00 UTC

"Details of my previous regenerations are a matter of public record, as per Standing Regulation #15 (Subsection b). You need only fill in the requisite requisition forms to access them. In triplicate. Perfectly. And then pray to whichever gods you shaved apes still cling to that I don't conveniently forget about your request until past the due date, at which point we enter 30 GOTO 10 territory."

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