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Posted on: 2013-02-02 03:45:00 UTC
In the first one (the addendum to Des') it's Narav, not Natav
In the War Turtle one, the addendum should be 'Even going back to headquarters won't stop her from getting it back. She'll just break in...' so on
Also;
- I will not show Kirl the Great A'tuin. Her turtle love does not need more fuel.
I will not introduce Johnny Depp's Mad Hatter to the original Mad Hatter.
-The same thing applies to any other versions of the Mad Hatter.
-In fact, introducing different versions of the same character is forbidden as it only causes unnecessary confusion.
-Especially different versions of gods or godlike deities, because that causes destruction as well as confusion.
Now I'm actually picturing a bunch of them meeting...it's a bit chaotic. Pretty funny, though.
Thanks for the mental image(s)!
~DF
I will not introduce Queen Chrysalis and Roodaka.
-If I do, I will be held responsible for any damage done to both canon and property.
I will not introduce Morinth to Don Juan.
-Twilight Sparkle and the Twilight books do not mix.
Oh, but imagine the possibilities! Can't you just see Pinkie Pie singing "Smile Smile Smile" to the characters of Twilight just when they're at their broodiest?
-I will not mock Stygian Tea. For my own health.
-I will not feed Agent Riaa'lzhor any chocolate, despite the fact that hyperactive driders are funny.
-I will never, under any conditions, let the Borg and a HegSwarm meet.
--If I do, I'll have to sort the resulting mess.
-I will not try to shut the Borg Collective down with Snow Crash.
--In fact, I will not attack any mechanical race with Snow Crash. That's just mean.
Why did you and I have the same "mass-program-shut-down against the Borg" idea? XD
--SCP-173 and a Weeping Angel are never to meet.
-If they do, I will have to find a way to stop the inevitable carnage.
Which one would win in a fight, do you think? Not that any of us would be able to see it, due to [REDACTED]. Actually, it would [REDACTED] [REDACTED] or else ________________ would [REDACTED] and then [REDACTED] and everyone dies.
Following the Hayate one:
Yagami Hayate is never to meet Daidouji Tomoyo either. The cosplay-induced stress on Nanoha, Fate and Sakura would bring them to the breaking point, and Madokami only knows the amount of damage they would cause.
-Miki Sayaka is right out. The chance of them becoming an unstoppable tackle-groping duo are too high.
(And, yes, the Tomoyo one totally happened in IrregularS. However, I will leave it off-screen.)
Even more than Kiritsugu, Homura must never EVER meet Gilgamesh. Timestop + all of the weapons of the Gate of Babylon.......
Unless the Gate of Babylon includes rocket launchers, guns, plastic explosives and obviously ANTI-SHIP MISSILES, 'cause our Hommando has no use for swords amd spears.
And Homura's shield is not to be laughed upon. KING OF HEROES, DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH FIREPOWER?
Granted, it was able to outmaneuver the missiles launched from Berseker's F-15J, but it was more of a magical flying boat.
And Berseker isn't a skilled pilot. But, then again, he's Berseker. We cannot expect him to calmly plot his maneuvers. Had Gilgamesh met Ace Combat's Mobius 1 or the Ghosts of Razgriz, things would have gone differently...
Hommando would surely abuse such an ability. Fighter jet squadron? Check. Tank battalion? Check. An entire warship fleet? Do I need to answer that?
Homura is one of the reasons why Break The Cutie can be a very, very bad idea.
Didn't you just do that? here?
And so, another addendum is necessary.
---- Yes, we know that they already meet once in HQ without blowing up stuff, but we don't want to tempt fate anymore.
And, in fact, I did that too in my last MST.
We've been lucky until now...
The name is "Serah Farron," not "Sarah Ferron."
Oh. Yeah, sometimes names can get jumbled when we know so many.
Also, I apologize if I came across as condescening.