Subject: You've got nothing on me Snow Man! (nm)
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Posted on: 2015-03-30 06:51:00 UTC
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A Riddle Story. Can you figure it out? by
on 2015-03-27 04:18:00 UTC
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Two sons and two fathers went to a lake to fish. They each caught one fish each, but there were only three fish in total. How is this possible?
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Everyone is using their brains to solve riddles... by
on 2015-03-28 13:02:00 UTC
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When they should be using them to solve tests. What a waste. Science is more important.
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I thought I killed you. (nm) by
on 2015-03-29 01:29:00 UTC
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Believe me, I am still alive. (nm) by
on 2015-03-30 00:33:00 UTC
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Ha ha ha ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive... (nm) by
on 2015-03-30 01:14:00 UTC
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I am surrounded by imbeciles... (nm) by
on 2015-03-30 02:56:00 UTC
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Oh, I'm sure you are a very smart fellow. (nm) by
on 2015-03-30 03:04:00 UTC
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... (nm) by
on 2015-03-29 04:13:00 UTC
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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! (nm) by
on 2015-03-29 16:10:00 UTC
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Let's send her to the MOOOON! (nm) by
on 2015-03-29 16:33:00 UTC
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FUS-RO-DAH! (nm) by
on 2015-03-29 16:59:00 UTC
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*swings club* (nm) by
on 2015-03-29 23:25:00 UTC
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*chops down beanstalk* (nm) by
on 2015-03-29 23:40:00 UTC
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Zu'u bahlok fah jul! Faas di vulon! by
on 2015-03-30 22:35:00 UTC
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(Yes, this is actual Dragon tongue from Skyrim.)
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JOOR-ZAH-FRUL! (nm) by
on 2015-03-30 23:56:00 UTC
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GAAN LAH HASS! FUS DOH RAH! (nm) by
on 2015-03-31 22:55:00 UTC
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*punts the two mini-Cliffracers through a portal* by
on 2015-03-31 23:15:00 UTC
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is "GAAN LAH HAAS" and "FUS RO DAH". Also canonically, you should not be able to use "Drain Vitality", the first one. Ladies and gentlemen of the Vahlokke do Mein-Tiid-Ven, Protectors of the Plot-Continuum, we may have an AL-DU-IN Replacement Stu.
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NOOOO! I AM AL-DU-IN! I AM INVINCIBLE! by
on 2015-04-02 23:56:00 UTC
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*dies Skyrim-style due to break in canon that he is so embarrassed about*
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Owww... I had even shouted the name of the real Alduin... by
on 2015-04-03 00:37:00 UTC
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... to call him, so he could come finish off the Replacement himself.
Yup, in Elder Scrolls Canon, you shout the name of a dragon to make him/her/it/whatever come, for a dragon feels it like a challege and a dragon cannot resist a challege. -
*Uses Silence* by
on 2015-03-31 20:55:00 UTC
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*Proceeds to fill the now-mute-and-deaf dragon with lead courtesy of a Tiberon*
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HULK WANT IN! HULK STRONGEST THERE IS! by
on 2015-03-29 23:59:00 UTC
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HULK SMASH! HULK SMASH PUNY GIANT! HULK BREAK COMPUTER LADY!
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Hey you, big green lunatic... by
on 2015-03-30 00:35:00 UTC
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I'd suggest taking a deep breath and holding it.
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Sorry, no Hulks allowed. Bye, bye! (nm) by
on 2015-03-30 00:14:00 UTC
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Hey...Long time no see! by
on 2015-03-30 21:59:00 UTC
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Hey wait a second. You're not the real death. Your author tried to trick me. Well you know what that means? KATANARAMA!
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Hey dude! I don't think Neil Gaiman did that! (nm) by
on 2015-03-30 23:53:00 UTC
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I'm really feeling it! (nm) by
on 2015-03-30 00:29:00 UTC
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Show me your moves! (nm) by
on 2015-03-30 00:47:00 UTC
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Hi! I'm Olaf, and I like warm hugs! (nm) by
on 2015-03-30 00:52:00 UTC
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Oh hai there. *shines brightly* (nm) by
on 2015-03-30 01:41:00 UTC
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Oh, hello! Do ya like my little flurry? by
on 2015-03-30 02:17:00 UTC
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It prevents me from melting!
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*sulks off to torment Frosty* (nm) by
on 2015-03-30 03:48:00 UTC
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Hey! Watchit out buddy! What did I ever did to you? (nm) by
on 2015-03-30 04:22:00 UTC
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You've got nothing on me Snow Man! (nm) by
on 2015-03-30 06:51:00 UTC
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Well now, this is just getting ridiculous... by
on 2015-03-30 21:18:00 UTC
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*sigh* Come Olaf, let's go back home.
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A Witch! Burn the Witch! by
on 2015-03-30 21:49:00 UTC
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She turned me into a newt. But I got better.
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But does she weigh the same as a duck? (nm) by
on 2015-03-30 23:20:00 UTC
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AFLAC! (nm) by
on 2015-03-30 23:25:00 UTC
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Have I mentioned that fifteen minutes... by
on 2015-03-30 23:37:00 UTC
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can save you 15% or more on car insurance?
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Well, now that's just silly... (nm) by
on 2015-03-30 23:49:00 UTC
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*whooshing noise* (nm) by
on 2015-03-31 00:28:00 UTC
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See! Even the boomerang agrees with me! (nm) by
on 2015-03-31 00:31:00 UTC
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*jumps in* by
on 2015-03-28 05:51:00 UTC
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This one from the Mysterious Benedict Scociety. by
on 2015-03-28 12:59:00 UTC
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I love that series!
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It is indeed! by
on 2015-03-29 01:27:00 UTC
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Not you too...
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I love it. ^_~ (nm) by
on 2015-03-28 09:02:00 UTC
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This is officially an unofficial roleplay thread! (nm) by
on 2015-03-28 03:32:00 UTC
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WOW... This filled up fast... by
on 2015-03-28 00:38:00 UTC
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I don't know which post to answer anymore.
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This one maybe? by
on 2015-03-28 00:43:00 UTC
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A warrior amongst the flowers,
He bears a thrusting sword.
Able and ready to use,
To guard his golden hoard
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Oh, I'm supposed to give one too. by
on 2015-03-28 01:01:00 UTC
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Two sisters are we, one is dark and one is fair
In twin towers dwelling we're quite the pair
One from land and one from sea
Tell us truly, who are we? -
A hat! by
on 2015-03-28 00:55:00 UTC
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You know. Because the first letter of each sentence spells a hat.
I'm clever.
Anyway, the real answer is a bee. -
Alright, PPC. You have intreiged me. by
on 2015-03-27 23:45:00 UTC
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And before hS comes in... by
on 2015-03-28 00:13:00 UTC
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No, you cannot break the law and pay no tax. The government has very strict checkpoints.
And if anybody tries to use Zeno's Paradox to say that you never "really" reached the mile to the checkpoint guards, they will shoot you. They have been well trained to take out smart-aleks. -
Oh, the PPC's transporting the apples? by
on 2015-03-28 00:22:00 UTC
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I just open a portal and drive through! 3000 apples!
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on 2015-03-28 00:32:00 UTC
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You know, it's moments like this that make me want to play with Batman again. At least he plays by the rules!
Fine then! Your portal devices are deactivated! You are shipping these apples because you did something stupid like, I don't know, turn yourself into a Time Lord, and this is your punishment. So, you have no access to any PPC tech, or indeed any technology besides your truck! THERE! Now, solve the riddle. -
I take an alternate route. by
on 2015-03-28 09:00:00 UTC
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I... How... That doesn't... by
on 2015-03-28 09:16:00 UTC
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You can't just... That's against the spirit of... But the rules...
ARRGH!!!
((You know, I think hS might just be the anti-Riddler. Sound, reasonable logic that flies completely in the face of the spirit of riddles and logic puzzles. He can't argue against them, but they are also very clearly wrong, on so many levels. A logic bomb for those who disable logic bombs for a living.)) -
THE SOLUTION by
on 2015-03-28 08:40:00 UTC
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According to quantum tunneling theory... by
on 2015-03-28 00:57:00 UTC
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particles have a probability of being any distance from their perceived locale. Therefore, the apples in my truck cannot be taxed, because for all you know they could be anywhere.
~Neshomeh
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Now, what did I say about smart-aleks? by
on 2015-03-28 01:05:00 UTC
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The "guards" should be around any moment.
Now, if you excuse me, I have to make sure my lair is Bat-proof. -
Now, now, Riddler... by
on 2015-03-28 00:41:00 UTC
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You don't want to get too upset... Stress causes, well, fear. Panic. And you don't want that, now do you? Unless you fancy being a test subject today?
(Silenthunder here. He's got me locked up. I don't know my location, but he mentioned a test, and you-know-what-that-means-and-I-need-to-be-rescued-right-now!) -
Cave Johnson here. by
on 2015-03-28 01:44:00 UTC
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The boys in the lab have informed me that you have expressed an enthusiasm for testing that they claim is "crazy". We here at Aperture love finding individuals who think outside of the box, and I'm here to say "Welcome aboard!" You'll be working with our new line of mousetraps - we make them with real lab-fed mice! Just look for the exit of the trap. Spears are on the left. You'll know when the test starts.
Once again, this is Cave Johnson - we're done here. -
Mr. Johnson, sir... by
on 2015-03-28 03:33:00 UTC
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Is there anything you want me to do for you?
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Three words, Caroline. by
on 2015-03-28 06:56:00 UTC
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Smooth. Jazz. Cookies. Now, the eggheads say that shouldn't be possible. I say we cram a few more saxophones in! We'll turn crumpets into trumpets and reap the profits. Those Black Mesa bas- ...what? What do you mean, "we're out of funk"? Fire up the disco factory and make some more!
...what were we talking about again? Ah, never mind. Cave Johnson, out! -
I'll begin researching those right away, sir. (nm) by
on 2015-03-28 12:52:00 UTC
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Anything else, sir? (nm) by
on 2015-03-28 15:53:00 UTC
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Yes, actually. by
on 2015-03-29 03:44:00 UTC
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I'll need those files we made on the effects of teleportation on dogs. I think I've found a way to incorporate that into our lines of shower curtains. Also, we're out of lemons. Thanks, Caroline - you're a doll!
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I do my best for Science, sir. Thank you. (nm) by
on 2015-03-29 16:55:00 UTC
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TAUNT BUTTON! by
on 2015-03-28 01:04:00 UTC
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Hey there Scare Guy. I bet you and the readers at home are wondering how I got here? Well you see, I was trolling around this board earlier today I found this portally-thingy that led me right here. Now, I know what you're thinking. After all I can read your thought bubble. And no, no one has hired me to take care of you. But do I even need a reason? Say hello to my little friends. Slicey-Slicey. Lets make this quick I gotta pick Death up for a Date to get some chimichangas at that place over on 74th. SHORYUKEN!
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Oh, Deadpool... by
on 2015-03-28 03:30:00 UTC
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If you don't tread carefully you might find yourself somewhere you don't want to be... Nothing scares me, and I say that truly. I have overcome my nightmares. I have seen the darkness in the flesh, and with my help you can also be free of that-
BZZZT!
Get outa here, Crow! My turn now! WELL, HIIII EVERYBODY! DIDJA MISS ME? HAHAHAHAHA! Guess who, Edward? -
Oh, oh, I know who puddin'! (nm) by
on 2015-03-28 03:35:00 UTC
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That's my girl! (nm) by
on 2015-03-28 04:01:00 UTC
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Hey bub...You want to tell me how I got here? by
on 2015-03-28 04:09:00 UTC
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I know I am on just about every team, but I don't even know where this is. Did you have something to do with this bub?
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Welcome to the Madhouse, wolfie! by
on 2015-03-28 12:55:00 UTC
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Oh yes, I've heard about ya, yer little claw trick. Reminds me of Croc so much… You're both animals. Hee-hee! Anyway, I just came here myself. Apparently this is a place full of mad, happy people. Great stuff! Why not see how much happier they can get, eh? Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go flood the ventilation with some, ahem, chemicals...
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I think some of your guards just went silent by
on 2015-03-28 00:38:00 UTC
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The Batman may be coming. Also the answer is 833.
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Oh, I'm not worried about him. by
on 2015-03-28 00:53:00 UTC
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Right, let's do this. by
on 2015-03-28 15:55:00 UTC
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I think hS might be MacGyver in disguise. (nm) by
on 2015-03-28 16:04:00 UTC
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Only think? This is my new headcanon. (nm) by
on 2015-03-29 04:36:00 UTC
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Is my time sense working yet? by
on 2015-03-28 01:26:00 UTC
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Because if so, I can just wait.
Actually, it takes a lot more electricity to zap a Time Lord than a human. I go ahead and open the door. :D -
*Breaks through the door* by
on 2015-03-28 01:32:00 UTC
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Hello miss,do you need help?
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Or this works, too. (nm) by
on 2015-03-28 01:44:00 UTC
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So Miss, should I carry you out... by
on 2015-03-28 02:42:00 UTC
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...or I you think you can handle yourself those poor goons that are coming this way?
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*smiles* I can take 'em, no worries. (nm) by
on 2015-03-28 02:55:00 UTC
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*smiles back* I knew that double heartbeat had a meaning! by
on 2015-03-28 03:04:00 UTC
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Well Miss, I take the big ones, and you take the small ones.
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"Sure, sounds good to me." by
on 2015-03-28 03:34:00 UTC
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"And when we finish, I need you to look at this lovely flashing light..."
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*Breaks through wall* RRRROOOOOAAARRR!!!!! (nm) by
on 2015-03-28 03:48:00 UTC
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"I am SO DONE." by
on 2015-03-28 03:59:00 UTC
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And with that, Rina snagged the plothole the Doomsday clone had arrived in and used it to go safely back to HQ. The end.
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A heavy hammer comes crashing through the walls by
on 2015-03-28 03:59:00 UTC
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The hammer returns to a figure standing in the gap. "I know not what thou art. But your actions speak loud enough. Attacking the one in tights who wears his underclothes on the outside and the small human. I know not how I got here. But it is your misfortune."
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Hey blonde guy! by
on 2015-03-28 04:17:00 UTC
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You just interrupted a HQ invasion simulation, you must be very proud of yourself. *flies away, while the clone vanishes*
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This must be some fell trick Loki has played by
on 2015-03-28 04:38:00 UTC
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I will get to the bottom of this
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Simple. by
on 2015-03-28 01:18:00 UTC
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I count to sixty forty-five times in a row. Being a band geek helps with keeping time.
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Musicians. They always ruin time-based riddles. by
on 2015-03-28 01:53:00 UTC
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Very well. You are free to go. Just be sure you go the right way...
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This one is easy Riddler... by
on 2015-03-28 02:47:00 UTC
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...I must simply tie them with my Lasso, and ask the way out.
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Assuming I do not have a functional watch by
on 2015-03-28 01:17:00 UTC
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Take the first rope and light both ends on fire, also lighting one end of the second rope on fire. By the time the first rope has been burnt 30 minutes have passed. Then light the second end of the second rope. When that rope has been burnt 45 minutes have elapsed.
And now you have engaged in kidnapping and false imprisonment. You might want to check on those guards again, before they are all incapacitated. -
Well done indeed! by
on 2015-03-28 01:40:00 UTC
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He could've just gotten lucky. by
on 2015-03-28 02:12:00 UTC
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You gave them a chance all right... 50% each. If all else fails, might as well pick a color and hope for the best, eh?
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Because he's the Batman by
on 2015-03-28 02:00:00 UTC
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Here is how it goes. Wonder Woman can see both Batman and the Flash's hat, as she is last in line. Flash and Batman must have different color hats or else Wonder Woman would have been correctly able to guess her hat. Now when time has nearly elapsed Batman now knows that Wonder Woman has not called her color. Ergo, his hat is not the same color as Flash. He can see Flash's hat and knows that his must be different.
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You are the clever one, aren't you? by
on 2015-03-28 02:12:00 UTC
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Maybe I already have employment in Gotham by
on 2015-03-28 02:24:00 UTC
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All 100 Blue-Eyed People leave on day 100.
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Can I get the explanation on that one? >_> (nm) by
on 2015-03-28 07:20:00 UTC
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- XKCD to the rescue! by on 2015-03-28 07:44:00 UTC Reply
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...Should I be concerned by how well you are doing? by
on 2015-03-28 02:34:00 UTC
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If my small-scale test is sound... by
on 2015-03-28 03:05:00 UTC
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This is a tricky one by
on 2015-03-28 02:59:00 UTC
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This is sorta like what I said, right? by
on 2015-03-28 03:11:00 UTC
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Only, you know, better in every possible way? ^_^;
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You are both correct! by
on 2015-03-28 03:22:00 UTC
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Congratulations to the both of you.
Alas, I must go, for now. I have a slight Bat problem. However, I will be back soon, with yet more riddles for you to solve!
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*Blockshis way and crosses his arms* Going somewhere? (nm) by
on 2015-03-28 03:25:00 UTC
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TAUNT BUTTON 2! by
on 2015-03-28 03:37:00 UTC
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*Teleports in* What?! I missed it? Well I think I speak for all of us when I say...Seriously? Aquaman? What are you going to do? Throw a fish at him? I think A real hero is needed. Isn't that right readers?
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*Sighs and blasts him with the Trident of Poseidon* by
on 2015-03-28 03:44:00 UTC
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Now Nigma, where we were? *readies his Trident*
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I like to stick my hand up and randomly say things by
on 2015-03-28 03:50:00 UTC
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I think Purple-Green left the field. That really hurts you know. But hey I'm sure I'll get over it. Since I don't actually exist. But hey! Guess what I'm still here. Course I wasn't payed for this, but, hey, when has that ever stopped me?
Say hello to my little friends. Slicey-Shooty! -
You were not paid you say? by
on 2015-03-28 04:02:00 UTC
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Say, if I get you one nice big chest of Atlantean gold, would you capture The Riddler alive and bring him to the Justice League?
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I don't know... by
on 2015-03-28 04:06:00 UTC
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Most of my contracts involve things like missing limbs and maybe a few pints of missing blood. Ooh and maybe a missing or slightly tarnished head. I suppose I could...Say's what the going exchange rate? How many chimichangas will that buy?
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Well... by
on 2015-03-28 04:10:00 UTC
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...enough for a multiple lifetimes supply.
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How alive do you want him? by
on 2015-03-28 04:13:00 UTC
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Can he be at least a little bit
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You can ask Batman that... by
on 2015-03-28 04:19:00 UTC
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...if you can find him.
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Look I think that's him over there! by
on 2015-03-28 04:22:00 UTC
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*Teleports away to go catch the riddle guy and return him only mostly dead* See ya fish man!
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It is by
on 2015-03-28 03:20:00 UTC
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Yours is I think using base 10 which gets the same result. You were just using a smaller scale. Except it isn't all that better. Seeing as I can neither confirm nor deny that I may or may not be doing some form of research on various things.
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Yay! by
on 2015-03-28 03:33:00 UTC
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Ooh, I might actually get this one! by
on 2015-03-28 02:19:00 UTC
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In the real world, that's how it would work. by
on 2015-03-28 02:30:00 UTC
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You know Miss, I like the way you think. by
on 2015-03-28 02:24:00 UTC
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Want to have a ride out of here? And maybe later, dinner... *wiggles eyebrow*
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Oh, wow. ^. ^ by
on 2015-03-28 02:28:00 UTC
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Were I unwed, I would let you take me in a manly fashion. Cuz you're pretty. And sound like Nathan Fillion. ^_~
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*Clears throat* Sorry Ma'am... by
on 2015-03-28 02:38:00 UTC
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*Creates a protective green bubble around Neshomeh* Time for the heroic rescue! I could phase us through the ceiling, or drill our way out. Your choice Ma'am. *roguish smile*
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Oh, the ceiling, by all means. by
on 2015-03-28 03:09:00 UTC
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Whee, phasing through stuff! ^_^
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Too slow! by
on 2015-03-28 03:19:00 UTC
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*takes Neshomeh, runs up the wall and phases with her through the ceiling* See ya Ma'am! *runs back into the lair*
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Oh man, it's my lucky day! by
on 2015-03-28 03:24:00 UTC
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I do not believe Iris Allen, or Carol Ferris, would approve. (nm by
on 2015-03-28 03:32:00 UTC
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Aw, but it's traditional! by
on 2015-03-28 03:35:00 UTC
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By the way, you're one of my favorites from Justice League and JLU. And since you're here and there's this chaste little peck going wanting... *grin*
~Neshomeh might be a little high on the adrenaline rush. -
*raises brow* I am not aware of this Terran custom. (nm) by
on 2015-03-28 03:46:00 UTC
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Well, it goes like this. by
on 2015-03-28 03:54:00 UTC
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Hey J'onn! Ma'am...*bows head* by
on 2015-03-28 04:30:00 UTC
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I think this simulation is over, Agent Dives bailed out, and one blonde idiot with a hammer crashed through the wall of the simulator. Excuse the language, Ma'am.
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Hmm, I see... by
on 2015-03-28 04:36:00 UTC
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Archivist Neshomeh, the DC Universe Fanfiction University apologises for the inconveniences, this simulation is over and we will be leaving shortly. *They fly away and the rest of the League teleports away inmediately later*
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Oh Barry, come on! (nm) by
on 2015-03-28 03:21:00 UTC
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And now I know. (nm) by
on 2015-03-28 03:26:00 UTC
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Easy. by
on 2015-03-28 01:55:00 UTC
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The Flash used his super-speed to tap out the color of Batman's hat in Morse code on the floor. He waited until the last minute so that the building could be surrounded by the Justice League while you weren't paying attention.
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You know Bats, I like this guy! (nm) by
on 2015-03-28 02:00:00 UTC
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Did I mention they were all in full-body casings? by
on 2015-03-28 01:59:00 UTC
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Believe it or not, I do know how to incapacitate my foes. I even lased them with Kryptonite, should Superman try to cheat and free them himself.
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Even from me? by
on 2015-03-28 02:08:00 UTC
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I could have told him the answer, for all you know...
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Iunno what other people said... by
on 2015-03-27 17:12:00 UTC
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(Internet went out, long story) You're talking about a man, his son and his grandson, obviously.
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Besides, riddle poems are much classier. by
on 2015-03-27 15:57:00 UTC
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This is a chemistry puzzle, isn't it? by
on 2015-03-27 16:58:00 UTC
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Ooh, I like that even more than the seed. by
on 2015-03-27 17:08:00 UTC
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Though given the mechanics of combustion, the ashes don't quite fit...
Also: no, it's not a chemistry puzzle. ^_^
(Yyyyyep, I think you've sussed out how I was at school quite admirably. And church, for that matter. 'But what about...?')
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Oh, oh, oh, I think it's... by
on 2015-03-27 16:17:00 UTC
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Ooh, I like that answer. by
on 2015-03-27 16:29:00 UTC
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Not bad, but it was a candle. ;) by
on 2015-03-27 17:02:00 UTC
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Here's another:
Elizabeth, Lizzie, Betsy, and Bess
All went together to seek a bird's nest.
They found a bird's next with five eggs laid.
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Oh, I've got it! by
on 2015-03-27 17:51:00 UTC
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And this is why we press the "Preview Message" button. by
on 2015-03-27 20:06:00 UTC
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By any chance... by
on 2015-03-27 20:57:00 UTC
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... is it freckles?
[[Agent Freckles: What? Me? Huh?
Agent Sandra: No, not you. Shh.]]
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Well, that was pointless. by
on 2015-03-28 00:45:00 UTC
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Yes. =]
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Well, my first thought... by
on 2015-03-27 19:58:00 UTC
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Was an air-conditioning unit, like a fan or something.
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Huh, that one's changed in the last century. by
on 2015-03-27 17:05:00 UTC
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They threw them back and recaught them. by
on 2015-03-27 07:45:00 UTC
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Why don't we make it a logic puzzle chain? by
on 2015-03-27 05:07:00 UTC
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Because, I cannot get enough of these things.
Here's a classic:
Three missionaries and three cannibals need to cross a river. They come across a boat that can carry two at a time. At least one person must be present to row the boat and if at any time the cannibals outnumber the missionaries on one side (including any in the boat), they will eat them. How can all people present be ferried safely to the other side? -
Swim. ^_~ by
on 2015-03-27 07:37:00 UTC
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Game Theory? Not exactly my strength. by
on 2015-03-27 06:20:00 UTC
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For the next game... by
on 2015-03-27 06:46:00 UTC
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Go get a fourth cup. Turn it and B over. by
on 2015-03-27 07:48:00 UTC
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Under the given conditions it is supposed to be impossible (nm) by
on 2015-03-27 08:56:00 UTC
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Nonsense. I just did it five times. by
on 2015-03-27 10:15:00 UTC
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Well, four, if you discount the one which is 'cheat'. It's not my fault if you refuse to think outside the box for your think-outside-the-box logic puzzle.
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Its supposed to be mathematically impossible by
on 2015-03-27 16:45:00 UTC
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Unless I set it up wrong
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on 2015-03-27 16:48:00 UTC
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Fine. You got me there. by
on 2015-03-27 16:54:00 UTC
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Though Math does touch everything in some, way, shape, or form.
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I've heard versions of this one, and I never understood them (nm by
on 2015-03-27 05:16:00 UTC
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Easy peasy! by
on 2015-03-27 04:22:00 UTC
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More technically... by
on 2015-03-27 05:21:00 UTC
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It's a little boy, his father, and his grandfather, but you're right.
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Unfortunately... by
on 2015-03-27 04:42:00 UTC
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The enter thing doesn't work here. It just skips the paragraph breaks and displays your message in its entirety.
Fun Fact! I started this post to present an even easier peasi...er solution, but I realized ST probably didn't mean there were three fish in the lake in total. -
Here's another riddle-story. by
on 2015-03-27 05:14:00 UTC
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The Emperor of China decided to test his staff to find the wiser ones, so he put them into two groups. Both groups were put in separate rooms, and both received a wide round table of the best food and drink, but the catch was that each man had to sit three feet away from the table. This was because they all had to eat the food with chopsticks that were three feet long.
The Emperor told them he would come back in an hour to see how much food they had eaten. When he finally returned, the first group was angry, frustrated and hungry. On the contrary, the second group was happy and well-fed. What caused the difference? -
So many options. by
on 2015-03-27 13:32:00 UTC
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My guess by
on 2015-03-27 05:18:00 UTC
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First group tried feeding themselves, second group worked together.
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Yes. First group fed themselves, second one fed each other. (nm) by
on 2015-03-27 05:24:00 UTC
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Bingo, Overlord! Well done! Here's another... by
on 2015-03-27 05:20:00 UTC
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How can a baby fall out of 12-story building and live?
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Ooh, I know this one! by
on 2015-03-27 13:14:00 UTC
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Though the variation I heard was a 'thousand story' building.
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It's a baby spider. ^_^ (nm) by
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Well...Babies Bounce... by
on 2015-03-27 05:42:00 UTC
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Seeing as it only says a 12 story building and not the window of the 12th Story, I would have to say fell out the first story window, probably on to a nice patch of grass maybe about three feet or so from the window. Falls from a window onto a balcony.
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Yep, he fell from the ground window. Here's an actual riddle by
on 2015-03-27 05:51:00 UTC
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Give me food and I will thrive, give me drink and I will die. What am I?
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Ooh, I know this one! by
on 2015-03-27 12:54:00 UTC
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Except she isn't. by
on 2015-03-27 23:34:00 UTC
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It was all a ruse. Assuming you chose to subscribe to Wicked's interpretation of the events.
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She is in the bo-ok. by
on 2015-03-28 15:58:00 UTC
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Which is where the Eminent Thropp is found; in the musical, her father is the noble one, which says interesting things about the producers...
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Hmm. by
on 2015-03-27 05:59:00 UTC
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Fire. If one throws wood (food) on a fire it will grow. If one throws water (drink) it will expire.
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Unless it's a grease fire. by
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If you throw water on one of those? BOOM.
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Let me see... by
on 2015-03-27 16:47:00 UTC
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Short
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On average, 'board'. by
on 2015-03-27 12:50:00 UTC
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Your answers never cease to amuse me. by
on 2015-03-27 13:01:00 UTC
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Okay, say I have three crates of fruit: one apples, one oranges, one apples and oranges. BUT, the labels are mixed up. Reaching into ONE, and ONLY one box, how do I solve the problem of which label goes where?
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An actual, scientific answer. by
on 2015-03-27 16:20:00 UTC
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Oh, can I do one? by
on 2015-03-27 13:20:00 UTC
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I cannot see what you let in. Because of me, neither can anyone else. Who are we?
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I CAN look inside all of them. by
on 2015-03-27 13:16:00 UTC
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Mathematics. by
on 2015-03-27 08:06:00 UTC
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