Subject: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! (nm)
Author:
Posted on: 2015-03-23 22:53:00 UTC
-
Harry Potter fanfic: Tears of an Angel by
on 2015-03-23 20:23:00 UTC
Reply
So. Yeah...
Thoughts?
If no one has laid claim, my Agent is rather ready to get back out on the field.
(List of crimes so far: OCxDraco; character revisionism; Mary Sue) -
Looks missionable to me. by
on 2015-03-23 21:08:00 UTC
Reply
It doesn't seem so bad at first, but then the questions start raising their ugly heads. Why, if Rose's family has a tradition of being Gryffindors and her parents were members of the Order of the Phoenix, are they friends with the Malfoys? Since when was Draco ever "sensitive," and how exactly is it "their time at Hogwarts" that has changed him and not, say, the influence of his Death Eater father and their Death Eater friends? Why the heck is Rose allowed anywhere near Grimmauld Place when Harry, Ron, and Hermione were only barely tolerated? I know what Nargles are, but what's a Nargel? Why must the title remind me of Jaycacia Thornbyrd?
... Yeah, have at it, I say.
~Neshomeh -
You're right. by
on 2015-03-23 21:10:00 UTC
Reply
Definitely not the most offensible material out there, but I'm rather rusty, so I need something to dig into. She seems to fit the bill enough; especially considering how much character revisionism she does.
-
I still like how we always assume by
on 2015-03-23 21:46:00 UTC
Reply
that these bad Mary Sue fanfics are written by girls :P
-
Is it really an assumption? by
on 2015-03-23 22:27:00 UTC
Reply
I mean, in my experience, the vast majority of Mary Sues are written by female authors. I'm sure you can find some that aren't, but when I hear hoofbeats, I tend to think horses, not zebras. Doesn't Occam's Razor apply here? Where's the line between an assumption and an educated guess?
Just to be clear, this is meant as philosophical thinking aloud, not a demand for answers. {= )
~Neshomeh -
You get a gold star by
on 2015-03-23 22:43:00 UTC
Reply
for the most excessive and technical analysis of the word "assume" that I've ever heard.
-
Welcome to the PPC. by
on 2015-03-23 23:03:00 UTC
Reply
If excessive and technical analysis of words isn't your thing, you are so in the wrong community. ^_~
(Plus, that wasn't even an analysis. If you want that, I'll have to go study the etymology of the word for a while.)
~Neshomeh -
Ooh, ooh, pick me! by
on 2015-03-23 23:11:00 UTC
Reply
*clears throat*
Assume: from the Latin words ad (toward) and sumere (to take).
Its first appearance in English was in the fifteenth century in the form of the Middle English word assumpten, in regards to the assumption of the Virgin Mary.
I haz an internet! -
I demand an Analysis by
on 2015-03-23 23:08:00 UTC
Reply
That is your homework for the evening. Bring me a two page paper on the word "assume"
-
To be fair... by
on 2015-03-23 22:26:00 UTC
Reply
It's a common stereotype that most fanfiction writers are girls. And these Sues usually tend to be self-inserts, so...
-
Not truuuuuue by
on 2015-03-23 21:51:00 UTC
Reply
I did some dredging of the author's bio and found her blog. Most definitely of the feminine sort.
The only thing I don't know is her age... you agist. :P -
I just looked now as well by
on 2015-03-23 21:54:00 UTC
Reply
It says she is 17, and if I am really agist, that would mean I am agist against myself, since I'm also 17. Maybe it's just another part of my own self loathing ;-;
-
Hey, nothing wrong with being seventeen. by
on 2015-03-23 22:04:00 UTC
Reply
*points to self, then realizes who she's talking about*
Uh, never mind. Carry on. ^^; -
Now I'm confused. by
on 2015-03-24 10:43:00 UTC
Reply
There's an -ist for age now?! Man, I'm only 20 (nearly 21) and I'm already feeling old.
-
It's mostly in regards to old people. by
on 2015-03-24 10:49:00 UTC
Reply
Here we go, Wikipedia, the bane of teachers and the love of just about anyone looking for information!
-
Why is it that almost every Harry Potter MS is named Rose? by
on 2015-03-23 20:46:00 UTC
Reply
Anyway, from what I just read, I've defiantly seen worse, but it looks like it would make a good mission.
-
Because flower names are pretty. by
on 2015-03-24 00:56:00 UTC
Reply
And it's keeping a theme of sorts... Harry's mother was Lily, his aunt was Petunia, so Rose is another in the list of flower names for the family.
-
Why couldn't they chose Tulip? by
on 2015-03-24 02:30:00 UTC
Reply
Or Violet. They could also use Amaranth, Azalea, Daisy, Holly, Iris, Jasmine, etc.
-
More flower/plant names! by
on 2015-03-24 05:21:00 UTC
Reply
Because why not? I like plant names. Shush. >.>
Acacia (hello, agent!)
Angelica
Aspen
Basil
Belladonna
Burdock
Carnation
Cassia
Chamomile
Chestnut
Chicory
Clary (I used this one for a halfling D&D character once)
Clove
Clover
Columbine
Crocus
Cyperus/Cypress/Cyprus
Dahlia
Damiana
Dandelion
Daphne
Dill
Dittany
Dock
Durian (For all that's holy, don't name your character this unless you're being intentionally cruel! {X D )
Echinacea
Eglantine (bonus points if you remember Mrs. Price from Bedknobs & Broomsticks)
Ephedra
Eugenia
Fern
Forsythia
Foxglove (hello, 'nother agent!)
Gardenia
Gentian
Geranium
Germander
Ginger (hello, yet another agent!)
Hawthorn
Hazel
Heather
Hemlock
Henna
Hibiscus
Honeysuckle ("Honeysuckle Weeks" is the real name of a real actress; she plays Sam in Foyle's War)
Hyacinth
Ivy
Juniper
Laburnum (gosh, we do have a few flower-named agents, don't we?)
Laurel
Lilac
Linden
Lobelia
Lucerne
Lupin
Magnolia
Marigold
Marjoram
Melilot
Melissa
Mignonette
Mimosa
Nigella
Olive
Orchid
Peony
Primrose (it's still got "rose" in it, though)
Privet (haha, I dare you)
Prunella
Rowan
Rue
Saffron
Sage
Sorrel
Tansy
Thistle
Valerian
Vervain
Willow
Yarrow
And that's just what I can come up with looking through the index of my herbs book, and a few off the top of my head, leaving out anything I know already belongs to a character in the Potterverse. Some of 'em could even work for a male character.
~Neshomeh -
Because it sounds too much like 'Two-Lip'? by
on 2015-03-24 03:18:00 UTC
Reply
Chrysanthemum is a nice name, and easily shortened to Chrystie.
I have seen way too many Sues named Holly, Violet, and Jasmine, as well as Lily/Lilly. I would send out a general plea for originality, but that's when you wind up with names like Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. -
Is it Ebony? by
on 2015-03-24 03:26:00 UTC
Reply
Not Eboby or Enoby or Ebory? And I don't think it is all that original. I mean the "relationship" between Tara/Raven is almost a ripoff of the Tara/Raven relationship from Teen Titans Animated Universe. At least that's what I thought when I read bits of it.
-
Her name is Rose? KILL IT WITH FIRE! by
on 2015-03-23 20:33:00 UTC
Reply
No it's not like I'm biased
Ugh, that title makes me want to retch.
Just in the first chapter she has her OC house-elves acting OOC; they don't say 'milady', they say 'miss' or 'mistress'.
But who is this chick and why is Harry staying at her house and not the Weasleys'? What is this what is going on aaargh! -
Rose? Rose?! Exterminate! Exterminate! (nm) by
on 2015-03-23 21:43:00 UTC
Reply
-
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! (nm) by
on 2015-03-23 22:53:00 UTC
Reply
-
EX-TER-MINATE? by
on 2015-03-23 23:13:00 UTC
Reply
-
TOLERATE! by
on 2015-03-23 23:14:00 UTC
Reply
-
That is not Dalek! Exterminate! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! (nm) by
on 2015-03-23 23:26:00 UTC
Reply
-
*grins deviously* by
on 2015-03-23 23:45:00 UTC
Reply
-
GLUE FACTORY! GLUE FACTORY! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! (nm) by
on 2015-03-24 03:12:00 UTC
Reply
-
Oh MLP fandom. Never change. by
on 2015-03-23 23:25:00 UTC
Reply
-
No matter what we do by
on 2015-03-24 00:04:00 UTC
Reply
It always comes back to My Little Pony.
-
Oh my god. by
on 2015-03-23 23:26:00 UTC
Reply
*tears up when she sees pony!Rose*
CURSE YOU, JUMPER! -
Aw, there, there. by
on 2015-03-24 10:50:00 UTC
Reply
There's no reason to cry. In this world, she is still traveling with the Doctor. See, look! It's canon! So, nothing to be sad about.
You know... SPOILERS FOR SEASON FIVE
I am really looking forward to what they do in the 100th episode. They have said that Dr. Whooves would become even more canon (though not full canon, as the BBC has not given permission) and join in antics with other background ponies. I hope for the best in that episode. -
Words cannot describe how happy I am. (nm) by
on 2015-03-24 11:02:00 UTC
Reply