Subject: "I'm twelve, actually," Lapis replied.
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Posted on: 2015-03-07 22:01:00 UTC

"I was ten in my homefic, but my author abandoned it two years ago, and I ended up at the PPC HQ after that. Rayner's old partner was the one who put me in the Nursery - "
"We do not speak of my old partner, ever," Rayner cut her off fiercely, before returning to a casual tone. "But anyway, yeah, I think the minimum is around 12 or so - I've heard of at least one agent who started work at that age. Then again, of course, the Pokemon anime lets tweens run around with fire-breathing dragons and plants that can eat you whole..."
"Either that, or Ash was just unreasonably skilled," piped up E.V.L.
Lapis gave the ex-Ficubus a deadpan expression. "Isn't that the case for anime protagonists in general?" she said. "At least I didn't fall in love with him like, you know, a normal Sue would've. He was a friend, simple as that."
The blue-haired girl turned back to Gaspard. "And I'm actually not going into the DMS - way too risky. And Bad Slash is a no-go for obvious reasons, so I'll most likely end up in the DIC. At least there usually aren't as many Sues to get rid of there."

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