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How'd I miss my own comment below? 9_6

And have a must-stay-within-PPC-territory Sindarin translation of Mist: i-Pharf Étrus.

Okay, so it's a joke "ship" fic about how pasty we all are. I get it now. Haha!

I'd kind of like to see a continuation of this.

-Twistey

*nervous laughing* What? Why?

-Twistey

Can you explain? Do I want to know?

Aside from pasty jokes, that is? (By the way, I do have pastier friends.)

-Twistey

*lifts up drink* I'm Twistey.

Nice to meet you. Welcome back.

-Twistey

So your relationship with VI is too lukewarm for shipping. I'm telling you, it's XV.

It'd be trivial to hateship me with VI. Or... not really a hateship? I mean, it's not like I hate VI. It's just I'm a fan of their mortal enemies.

XV. Definitely XV.

*Tries not to imagine Derik in a thong. fails miserably. Results not unpleasant."

Meanwhile, Agent Thoth:
"Which I would not advise it in a combat scenario, you would certainly manage such an outfit handsomely should you wish to attract attention, Brother. I will confess that I might have once enjoyed such a sight. Take that as you will."

Hey, folks! I've just added a few things to my Neshomeh's Archive CAHQ deck, plus "the warsheep" to the More Cards Against Headquarters deck, and I thought it might be a good time to ask for any suggestions you might have, too. It's been a while, and I know there are card-worthy things I haven't got yet. Calls are always especially needed, since they're harder to come up with.

For reference, my decks (in addition to the ones linked above) are these:

- FicPsych
- The Inevitable Holiday Edition (note: winter holidays only; other holidays might need their own deck?)
- The Flowers: A (the 30 most popular ones; responses only)
- The Flowers: B (all the rest; responses only)

So, if you have ideas, tell me! I'll add pretty much anything to the More Cards Against Headquarters deck, though I might tweak the grammar to make sure it functions properly and with maximum potential for lulz.

The only suggestions I definitely won't use are those involving Boarders; there's a separate deck for that, and it's Mattman's, not mine.

Feel free to suggest stuff from your own missions, but please don't suggest your own characters' names as responses. Names, by and large, are pretty boring, so it just doesn't make sense to add them unless it's by popular demand. (Humorous descriptions, e.g. "a flake with a camera," are another matter. Go nuts with humorous descriptions.)

By the same token, fandom references are good, but it's best if they're funny in their own right, so everyone can enjoy them even if they're not in that fandom. Anyway, there's probably a deck for your fandom out there already.

With those guidelines in mind, go wild!

~Neshomeh

How did you know what I found in the--?

Uh I mean what I don't know what you're talking about what even is leather?

hS

Ix: Yeah, I guess that's fair.

That would leave even less to the imagination! *eg*

Derik: You've still got both eyes, and the madness lurking in your subconscious runs on a consistent time-table. You win some, you lose some.

~Neshomeh

Darn, I guess that's just a scene I'll have to save for when September's badfic games roll around.

As for Derik, I prefer a little more be left to the imagination—especially in a way that won't leave me reaching for the Bleepka. :P Unless by shamrock thong you meant flip-flops...

Ix: "Oh, is it, now?" *grumpy* "How nice for him."

Anyway, at some point in his career Stephen King was on: Valium , Cocaine, Cough Syrup (seriously), and a large amount of alcohol, to the point where he got drunk on mouthwash (Scrope, to be exact). Note the large number of alcoholics who work their way into his books. All of this is thought to the reason why he doesn't remember writing Cujo or the production of Maximum Overdrive. This is all the information I have on the subject.

Most of the hits on Google when I looked up "sexy Irish costume" just looked like Generic Tavern Wench var. Green. This looks like it would actually translate into something cute. I love the shamrock in the hair; I'd have included something like that or a tiny top hat, but it wasn't really relevant to the passage. Thank you! ^^

No follow-up scene, sorry. I believe Gall has a fairly high tolerance and enough self-control to cut herself off while she still has some of her wits, because someone in the partnership has to. She can in fact be slightly responsible when pressed.

What's wrong with Derik in a thong, shamrock or otherwise? It's only his face that's mangled. ^~

~Neshomeh

I honestly wasn't sure if you'd like it or not. Glad you did.

If you can't wear the pants to begin with, how can you take them off? This is an important question!

Silliness aside, this was adorable. :)