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Granz, Thoth, and I legitimately spend hours each day cuddling one another. If ships involving us don't also involve cuddles, snuggles, nuzzles, huggles, the booping of snoots, or some combination of the above - at least a little - they are wildly inaccurate and will be deemed heresy.

(That or kissing one another on the forehead. It seems to be a comforting gesture to all of us.)

I also play stupid dress-up games for girls because of that same urge to have a little masochistic-but-actually-harmless fun.

So... my entry. I'd probably have to reveal my age to do that, but well, the fact that I'm cautious about revealing my age definitely does say something about my age. SFW, please, and if there is a such thing as SFW BDSM or SFW romantic role-playing, no on the first and sure on the second. I'm female, very very white (as far as I know, none of my heritage is non-white, but having heard that most people have at least a little, I think there might be some. I don't know.) I'm straight, but you can ship me with women or do gender-bending for extra shipping masochism.

Okay, further details on the appearance. Short wavy brown hair, hazel eyes, skinny. Signature outfit in drawings of myself is a black jacket over a red high-neck shirt, dark gray pants, and gray shoes or boots depending on how edgy I'm feeling. I'm easily flustered, especially with all the NSFW thoughts I've had lately. I get really bad ideas when I'm tired, but then I get really freaked out if I make a mistake (as hS knows). Feel free to rescue me from evil ghosts/demons/kings/mechsuited dictators/etc.

I don't have any ships to offer. I really don't ship real-life people unless there's been some sort of funny build-up to it (e.g. my friend agreed with me that Kylo Ren is hot and then was like "OH SHOOT I SAID THAT OUT LOUD" so I ship that.) I'll have to see what happens here, and I might jump on the bandwagon for another ship.

-Twistey

I've seen your username on the wiki, so that was familiar to me. I'm Twistey, an approaching-1-year-bie who doesn't have a Wikia account yet but occasionally edits the Plort wiki. I have lots of fandoms and some original stuff.

Besides your username, I don't know much about you. What brought you to the Board? Etc.

As your... uh, came-to-the-Board-bie gift? Yeah. Take this huge pack of green LED lights. I've found they're a big help if you're looking to attract hopeless dreamers to you for whatever reason. Maybe preach them a sermon on the virtues of goodfic or whatever.

Nice to meet you! Welcome to the Board!

-Twistey

You'll definitely find some fellow fans for most or all of those here--I don't recognize the last two, but other people definitely might!

~Z

My absolute favorite is Star Wars. Other fandoms are Mario, Phineas and Ferb, Legend of Zelda, Mega Man and Loud House.

Nice to see you...sort of back?

Have some Swiss bleepolate. If you don't mind sharing, what's the story behind your screen name?

~Z

Nice to see you on the Board at last! Have a fresh bar of Swiss bleepolate as my first Welcome Gift in, um, probably too long. What brought you to the PPC in the first place? And what are some of your favorite/primary movies, games, and animations?

~Z, who should probably now go welcome all the other newbies on this page and will hopefully manage it before exhaustion sets in

PS: not sure we've ever interacted there, actually, but I'm DawnFire360 on the wiki.

You can also contribute ships (and stories!) even if you have opted out, if you want to. None of this is even *remotely* mandatory, and opting out of one part doesn't prevent you from joining in on other ways if you want to. Like the badfic games, this is meant to be purely for fun. You are *in no way* obligated to participate, nor will we *in any way* judge you for not doing so. I promise.

~Z

It's pretty hard (or impossible?) to search the Board archives in the Board for usernames, but searching 'Ninny' got me to some mentions back in March and April of 2017. That does give at least a little context, though--I don't remember that screen name very well, but I do remember seeing it. Bassman or Bass man is completely unfamiliar, I'm afraid.

Generally, it's helpful to have only one PPC screen name, even if you're on both the Board and the Discord--it really, really helps eliminate confusion. Changing screen names is fine--I did it myself, back in January of last year* (...time flies)--but usually that comes with an announcement so people know. This, again, helps eliminate confusion.

~Z

*I was DawnFire

You as well? Maybe that’s because I’ve been inactive the past few months. Need to fix that. The reason I was interested was because of story writing. Then when I kept looking in the PPC I saw how much there is in terms of writing, I would have to catch up on years of writing to be updated. And with my life now, it’s nearly impossible.

Also, I do remember you though.

You’ll find me under Ninny more than bassman as the PPC Board. Unless those archives were purged.

And Pratchett's not the only famous author to give similar advice. I think Stephen King said something along the lines of "adverbs are not your friend" in his book On Writing.

Here's a good article about why: http://www.darcypattison.com/writing/revision/adverb-advice-use-carefully/

I like that the author mentions voice and rhythm as a reason to use a word with an extra syllable or two. ^_^

~Neshomeh

Also have must-not-enter-word-worlds Sindarin dubs of season 6 of Lobor Nîn Bîn: Gwend Nâ Angol.

(If I messed up the Sindarin, someone please correct it.)

Write day and night like we're running out of time...

-Kaitlyn, non-stop

I'm CourtlyHades296 from the Wiki. I'm a huge fan of movies, as well as TV animation and video games.

More badfics up for grabs:

1. Alcartur > By: Haggis in Wonderland reviews
"Do you believe in fate?" "Of course I do. 'Means I can't be held accountable for my actions." - In which Leo is quite surprised when she finds an alternate universe in her bathroom. Eventual Tenth-Walker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Humor - Legolas, OC - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,713 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 14h ago - Published: May 22, 2017 - id: 12499727

My comment: A simile in the second chapter turns into a metaphor (and I predict very unfortunate consequences), and also it's WAY too much to hope for that the summary is using base nine.

2. The Messenger by Nolwe -- NSFW!

SUMMARY: Drunken and lustful elves enjoy themselves in Lothlorien.
RATING: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
CATEGORY: FPS > Glorfindel/Celeborn, FPS, FPS > Celeborn/Glorfindel
CHARACTERS: Celeborn, Glorfindel
TYPE: None
WARNING: None
CHALLENGE: None
SERIES: None
CHAPTER: 1 | COMPLETED: No | WORDS: 1127 | READ: 181
PUBLISHED: August 03, 2012 | UPDATED: August 03, 2012

My comment: Ridi, Artanis/Sul tuo amore infranto...

3: Our Sister > By: caro.cola9 reviews
Kali is the younger sister of Fili and Kili, and the niece of Thorin. When she joins them on their quest to reclaim Erebor, she is thrown into all kinds of danger. Will her brothers be able to protect her. I'm sorry, I suck at summaries. NO INCEST! I do not own the hobbit! If I did, Fili, Kili and Thorin would not have died.
Hobbit - Rated: Fiction K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Mar 1 - Published: Jan 21 - id: 12809347

My comment: Chapter 5 is an author's note, and furthermore I don't think the name Kali appears in either Edda.

Yes you bloody well are. Because you are a wonderful, adorable person who has done more for me than the vast majority of any people I have ever met and that deserves to be shared.

It turns out I make a pretty good dog.

- Tomash