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Way way back, you wrote the Star Wars OFU. Much more recently, I've started playing about with various OFUs, and decided to pay a brief visit to it... only since the original seems to be gone, I had to make a few things up.

Anyway, long story short, Lord Haven is a thing, and you will deffo be wearing a Darth Sidious robe in any shipfics I write about you.

hS

PS: KaitLeto. She's been right here, waiting, all this time... [Swelling musical theme]

Female, understandably looks about like Dawn McKenna but currently with much shorter hair (it's...about chin length now? Hm. Basically, several feet shorter than Dawn's). Also, glasses. Feel free to make up the type; could be hilarious.

Bonus points for Canadian jokes/cliches; from past experience, there's a maple syrup loving moose living in my back yard back in Canada, and my polar bear army somehow turned into me being the polar bear empress (with no clue what the position entails. Odds are it's purely symbolic and ceremonial). I also might be able to turn into a polar bear or a polar bear made entirely out of fire; I haven't tried it in a while, though, and might be rusty.

Essentially: bonus points for Canadian jokes that get out of hand. I've made plenty of them myself, and they generally get a laugh from me.

Also dressing up as a minstrel for Purim this year. Make of that what you will.

~Z

PS: the Purim party​ RP will be happening this year; I just need a bit of time to set it up, which might take me a few days to get. We'll see.

Again. I'm a male, if you can find the picture from the last London gathering, I'm the tall one.

I am a he. Prefer the company of women, but as this is a ship thread, anything does go. Free reign is given.

Bonus points if you make me laugh.

The plover will be put straight to work. Cuteness is work, right?

Don't worry. The minis are adept at finger point, or I this case, whip point.

I'm a he and hetero, but shipfest, so anything goes (unless, very unlikely, I find reasons to object).
I'm about six feet tall, slightly beneath the average weight for a man, got glasses, blue eyes and curly brown hair going on black.

Or on a beach or something. Get you some vitamin D!

... And that wasn't meant as a pun, but Shipfest, so I'm making it one. *eg*

~Neshomeh

...I am slightly concerned that my phone things "shippable" is a word.

She/her, Aro/ace but here for all the things because shipfest. Tallish, slimmish, blue-gray hair and blue-gray eyes and really enjoys aerials. Is trying to say "oh God" less and "Sweet Athena" more.

Lorson'll be glad to hear the Canon Library has audiobooks, too. Well, drat, now that's two of your characters I'm worried he'll bear too much resemblance to.

Also, it's probably for the best she doesn't like to read if she's keeping bottles of highly flammable saliva in her RC. And there's a sentence I never thought I'd end up writing.

Surprise? ^^; Yeah, you've probably noticed my self-esteem is nonexistent at best, for similar reasons.

And yay, I can write adult!Neville! Like I said to doc, that one was the hardest part here, so I'm glad it worked well. And I'm glad you liked the prompt. :)

Especially if, as I assume, Leto is interested in retailing Monstrous Nightmare Gel at a frankly obscene markup, which he could get away with since there's only one source in HQ. And hey, maybe Jane would like some for alchemical experiments, too. ^_^

Don't let the minis handle it, though. It's basically napalm.

~Neshomeh

I assume the Canon Library also has those. Gall is literate, but she prefers to hear stories. ... And yeah, the need to return something she borrowed would absolutely slip her mind. I like it. *g*

Thanks!

~Neshomeh

Or Scapefen? Stockscape? Grapescarf?

Either way, it is the most irreverent, self-deprecating ship ever. And might involve a ham sandwich in a corset, I don't even know. *grin*

~Neshomeh

Because it's good. It's well-written, and as doc noted, adult!Neville feels spot-on, which is cool to see.

It's just that I have this nearly visceral negative reaction to what's happening in it. It's partly that I can't imagine having so little self-esteem, and partly that I know crap like this really goes on in the real world, and it's infuriating. It just makes me mad, thinking of all the ways people have to fail a kid to let a situation like this take shape. Argh.

... Which I guess is a compliment? IMO, successful writing is writing that makes people feel things and think about things, which this does. So, in that sense, very well done indeed. {= )

~Neshomeh

Hey, this is cute! I like this.

I know Bleeprin is meant as a joke, but the idea of losing memories always kind of disturbed me, and I've never really felt any need to include Bleep things in my spin-off. I like seeing a story (as it were) that does show some of the practical, negative aspects of using Bleeprin.

Doing it in poem form is cool, and it makes sense for one of the Musée's translators to write in a more artistic, less direct style.

—doctorlit does not
write poetry
because rhyming
is hard

In terms of height and weight, I'm about average for a man. (Maybe a tad chubby if I'm being perfectly honest.) My skin is pretty white, but I don't think people would call me pale. I have short, wavy brown hair and bluish gray eyes. I shave, so I don't have any visible facial hair.

In terms of clothes, I usually wear jeans and a T-shirt with sneakers. If it's cold, I have a black jacket and a brown knit hat. I usually wear glasses.

All that being said, I don't care if you change something or do weird things to me in stories. This is just for people like me who like to have a model to work with.

Hey, ho, it's me, Larf. You can ship me any which way you want, the more stupid the more better.

As to descriptions of myself, I will leave you only with the hint that my Discord profile picture is of a ham sandwich. Make of that what you will.

And I just want to say I love the idea of Gall selling dragon spit to DOGA agents at a considerable profit.

I'm going to imagine she forgot to return a book to the library (and will subsequently bring down the wrath of the librarian on her head). But she and Derik are cute to read together.

Well... Yes. I suppose I'm in. And I also am definitely still a living, breathing person. Definitely. And am not being slowly suffocated by the weight of Life Circumstances. :P

Buuut, anyways. Let's see... For my description: Imagine a human male. There. That is me. I am sure this is all the description anyone could ever ask for. However, if you insist on an alternate one, just imagine a different human (or non-human) male. Because shapeshifting is fun. And who knows, maybe Shipverse!Me can shapeshift anyways.

Let's see... I don't have any particular limits on shipping, and am game for a go with women, although to say that I have a slight preference for men would be an understatement. :P

As for ships... um... I'll get back to you on that. Except... I have one. For now.

Calliope/Thoth, because why not?

Because it concerns me that you felt the need to specify "no bloodplay," I just want to remind everyone that this is meant to be lighthearted, goofy, PG-13-or-lower fun. Anything that would cross that line is off-limits for everyone, 'kay? Thanks.

~Neshomeh

So, yes, I am in and super excited for this. Let's get this description rolling!

I'm around five-foot-eight (not short, dang it) with somewhat-wavy hair to my shoulderblades, which actually stick out a little bit, fun fact. Pretty pale skin, seeing as I never go outside if I can help it, plus eyes that are usually hazel-green, though sometimes they shift to hazel-brown. I have no idea why. Given that I'm about ten pounds under at last check, I can safely say I'm Kind Of A Twig.
As for clothes, jeans, tee, and unseasonally warm coat, plus a pair of purple glasses. It's possibly worth noting that I have no idea why everyone else thinks heels are hard to walk in because three-inch stiletto boots are easy as pie to me, though I do sneakers for everyday shenanigans.
For an alternate appearance, add in cat ears and tail, because being a cat is fun.

As for shipping limitations: no bloodplay, no shipping me with my brother Lore, and for the love of the gods no shipping me with a bloody weather pattern. But fruits and fursuits are totally fine.

And, of course... ships. All the ships. manic grinning I'll have to add those in a bit later, but they are coming, mark my words.

(I'm looking at you, Team Prospit. Be prepared.)