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The Enervated Rat-Catcher
*he gives a drowsy, bleary thumbs-up, before dropping into sleep. He shudders for a few moments, suddenly bursting awake and howling 'NO, YER NOT ALLOWED THE PORTAL GENERATOR.' He notices the camera, gives a drowsy, bleary thumbs-up, and drops into sleep again. He is, once more, awakened by night-terrors involving his partner and a portal generator. This repeats for the entire day, without break.*

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7ou-563737525

It was a close match. EAI deserved the win. :)

Iximaz is now eliminated from the tournament!

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7ou-563733759

Thank you EvilAI for such a brilliant game. At the start I honestly thought you had it, even if it didn't turn out that way. gg wp.

Come join us: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-563733759

And it's stuff like this why I don't consider these games canon for my agents. Zeb would've had to snap pretty damn hard for that to happen.

Don't expect her to be fully rational - she's a twelve years old ball of hyperactivity.

But that's also the reaso why she's not goign to be angry for long, I guess.

By the way, the image I linked was a random one of Sakura Kinomoto in which she had an expression similar to one of Saki's (they look alike, but are pretty much polar opposites in terms of behaviour), so I didn't actually mean that she was goign in wearing a school uniform... but, then again, her doign so would be a genius plan.

If people mistake her for the canon character, then they won't attack her. Maybe that's why she survived two kill choices so far.

She just wanted to be a magical princess!

hS

Oh gosh, more Bleep stuff... Everybody seems to have a thing for that thing... (After thinking about Ketcheep for a while, I suddenly thought it sounded like a... weird ship... I'll spare you.)

Okay, so I got the term correctish there! Yay! I'm pretty sure I know what Boarders and agents are, and you are right that there's a lot of other ways to make an agent - just as there are lots of other ways to make any sort of character, and in fact self-inserts are kind of eschewed (you probably know this already.)

And about my last paragraph, your agent may be doing the killing of the fic, but you still wrote the spork. You're going to be the one that the author screeches at if they find the spork. Their precious little feelings will be essentially hurt by you, not the agent. And for that reason, my parents (the "they" I mention in that paragraph as in "I can't let them know that I'm here") have asked me to stay away from the PPC.

"And now you know my meaning."
-Hortensio's wife, from Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew"

Welp, is there anything else you need me to clarify?

-Twistey

Lu'ci'ten Gyrvain
ELIMINATED: 19TH PLACE

...
Rat.
Did you honestly just push me down an elevator shaft?
You turned my death into a mockery. I spent an entire night figuring out how to turn one of my most useless parts into a weapon, and then... you shove me down a shaft.

Well, then. I won't repeat the threats and oaths I gave as I fell - for a variety of reasons. But realize that I meant every one of them. I'll find you, Rat, and carry them out.

Now, then... nineteenth place. Not too bad, really; I do wish I had won, but given my disadvantages, I'm not surprised that I didn't. Had fun with a few of the deaths, met a few honorable Agents - all in all, not a bad experience. Minus those couple of times where I lost my head a little.

Well, time to get back to the RC. Here's hoping it's still reasonably intact...

... which is quite good for a character who, in her orginal badfic, was pretty much dead before the story even began. Also, she's probably going to get angry at Daphne for her interpretation. Saki does Tactical Cuteness, not pointless self-praising!

One keeps you alive, the other makes people more willing to kill you just to shut you up?

Saki

I've got to ride a T-Rex! And she was really nice, too. Too bad Zeb somehow captured us both and tried to get the other guy to kill us. It didn't work ass he intended - I did my best puppy eyes and managed to make him not want to kill me, and... well, Suta's a T-Rex so he wasn't really into attacking her either.
So Zeb mauled him instead. It was scary. He's so nice in my time, was he really so feral in 2017?

Well, I won't haunt this tournament anymore this year.

He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick. And it's our job to analyze their Pokemon and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Not a sonic, laser, or hyper screwdriver. Just a screwdriver.

"You don't think this is technology? Show me one in Middle-earth, then!"

hS

Wobbles "If I so much as brush past technological artifacts Bad Stuff starts happening sharpish" the Clown.

Is smuggling.

Sci-fi.

Technology.

Well then.

Again?!

hS

and my team probably in bits

Dax: "Avandra's [censored], was a 20 Constitution not enough to save me from that? Did I not get a saving throw? The rules of this universe are stupid." She folds her arms and fumes; her hair, which normally moves about her head in an invisible breeze, goes limp. "Stupid, stupid, stupid..."

Zeb: Zeb twitches and shakes his head. He opens his mouth a few times, but can only make a strangled choking noise that sounds like an attempt to roar. Dried blood is caked under his claws and in his mane.

"Lux...ray..."

Caprice: *sigh* Well, that was embarrassing. Also painful. But at least I'm in the top twenty! Which is kind of why I did it? I was thinking, you know, there's not that many of us left, maybe it's time to get serious. Just goes to show you should never get too serious in HQ.

Whoever finds my dragon had better take good care of it, ya hear me, jerks?

Peace out.

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~Neshomeh

OH! London! I remember that place. ^_^

We should be available for parts of that time. Saturday is often a good day, because, y'know, no work. Sunday is also fine, though more of London tends to be closed. In other news, recent reports reveal that grass is green, and the sky is grey.

hS, obvious-stater

E.V.L.: "..."
"..."
"...WHAT. THE. BLOODY. [BLEEP]. I AM SO [BLEEP]ING STEAMED RIGHT NOW. ONE KILL. ONE. KILL. THAT WAS IT. I DIED WITH FEWER KILLS THAN A COUPLE OF COMPLETELY MUNDANE HUMAN BEINGS AND A [BLEEPING] HOLOGRAM. AND TO POISONED FOOD, NO LESS. I. JUST. [BLEEP] IT, I'M DONE. I HATE THIS [BLEEP]ING GAME. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT. [BLEEP] YOU. [BLEEP] YOU ALL." *storms off*

Backslash: "...I don't know about you guys, but something tells me that this place is turning out a whole lot weirder than I thought it'd be. My wonky time sense is giving me headaches, I've talked with people from the future, and for the love of - nobody in the PPC should be acting this weird! Oh well. I'm not interested in winning this game, but I won't miss it once I get inevitably bumped off."

Suta: "Well, there's one thing I never thought I'd have fun doing - taking people for rides on my back! I'm sure Apollo and Saki had a lot of fun while they were with me. Lemme make this clear, though... I'm nobody's Yoshi. If I can get the chance to eat you guys, I will. Consider yourselves warned!"

(Poor, poor E.V.L. X'D Didn't even get the dignity of dying while fighting someone else, either. Rayner is never gonna let her live this down...)