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One: Yes, I consent to being shipped with you.

Two: I was Calliomeh! Yes, you got it right! The full name was The Triumvirmeh (Calliomeh).

Also, physical description! Brown/blonde hair (make up your mind, follicles), brown eyes, Gandalf!brows, is usually in a tee shirt. Slightly (ever-so-slightly) taller than average.

-Alleb

It's been, what, hours since this has gone up? For shame, me! Anyways, I am willing to be shipped. Male of an age ranging from mid-teens to mid-twenties, and that's all you're getting out of me. Now, pardon as I run away to hide in a locked room while I allow my badficcer self out to write all these horrid, horrid things.

Male, 22 years old (No, I can't believe it either), short brown hair, sideburns and beard (nothing major but more than stubble). Oh and hazel eyes. That's me relatively generically, so yeah...

Muahahaha. I am the Supreme Brewer of the Tea. Only I hold the power now!

~Zing!

It's from 2014, and is apparently the first one I ever tried to write. Me, I think it's pretty funny, but I'm also the author, so I'm entitled to bias. It's still making me laugh, though, and I'm reasonably sure at least some other people would be amused as well.

I don't think it's something I can continue without changing 3+ cast members (who aren't hanging around the Board this month/at all anymore), but I do want to share what there is of it. It has about six non-platonic ships (plus one brotp, as I labeled it), is...let's go with 'LotR-related' for the least amount of spoilers, and is pretty short but hopefully fun. Everyone in it, to my knowledge, was willing to be shipped when I wrote it.

Thoughts? Can I post it as historical? Should I instead try to do a (longer) rewrite and add this as an extra? I don't know how well that would go in my current level of school-related business, but if it's the only way to share it, I can give it a go.

~Zing

PS: here's the cast list, for curious people.

People/Characters:
Boarders (no, not random Boarders--'Boarders' as an entity. I'd say it makes sense in context, but this is the shipficfest)
Firemagic
Huinesoron
Kaitlyn
Lily Winterwood
Neshomeh
Outhra
Phobos
Pretzel
Sergio Turbo
Shipping
Delta Juliette
World-Jumper

Places:
Bakery, The (related to Pretzel, probably connected to some sort of joke on the Board at the time? Either that or I just came up with it because, duh, Pretzel+Bakery=sense!)
Board, The
Netilardo

Ships: various combinations of the cast (of course). All are pairs, mainly because of Tolkien.

Heresy, I tell you. Tea only loves me, the supreme cohen of the tea god!

I don't judge it. I let it be itself. If it wants to be sweet, it can be sweet. Milky? Awesome! Lemon? Fantastic! If it wants to be Ceylon with peppermint and candy cane bits, that's okay! FREE THE TEA!

~Neshomeh

but since you came right out and proposed it, you get the credit.

Now, in pure revenge: Maslab/Iximaz: Floofy Fox Files/Silly Seal Spam

I mean, come on. Sandwiches get eaten with tea, right? Right?

...actually, there should be a third in there to eat this fine meal...

*looks around* Thoughts?

~Zing

Ship me, my chaps. SHIP ME. Give me a good shipping. Nice and shippy. Nice and shiptastic.

So we're all describing ourselves?
Alright. As the fine fellows in the Discord are well aware, I am a ham sandwich. I have ham. Cheese. Possibly some form of salad. A bit of tomato.

Write whatever weird bollocks you like with me. Whatever you please. Whatever it will be.

SHIP ME

Alleb/Goofy misspellings Given the sheer amount of time she spends around them!

GMA/Granz GMA likes to pretend his jealousy for Granz and I is ironic...

The Nameless Admin/Tomash This my OTP, right here. My OTP.

foofooman/World of Warcraft I'll be honest, I was just out of ideas and I saw him playing it in Discord.

Basic information about me that may be relevant:

19-year-old man, Psychology student, glasses, sort of curly hair. I'd rather not be genderswapped if you're considering it, but don't have enough of an opinion to complain about it if you do :)

Aegis/Maslab, because of their shared love of puns.

I'm 16, I'm a huge Harry Potter fan, I enjoy watching YouTube, and I want to write my own fantasy series one day.

I'm a 20 going on 21 male with reasonably short hair and very thick glasses. I'm majoring in Computer Science and Mathematics, and I don't meet most of the Texan stereotypes.

Feel free to involve me in whatever shenanigans y'all come up with.

And so, a mutually contradictory list of ships

Iximaz/Aegis: Because it's canon

Iximaz/Neshomeh: One-sided squeeeing that transitioned into a collaboration. Also, we all know who MrsSupernumary was in the badfic fest, no?

Larfen J. Stocke/Granz: Sure, those over-the-top pet names in chat started as a joke...

Granz/GMA: You two were looking forward to this way too much

VixenMage/scapegrace/(maybe palindromordnilap): Per the last political compass map, communist ship

Katlyn/Huinesoron/Neshomeh/Delta Juliette/...: "Get off mah lawn, you darn kids!" the ship (ancientbies and up)

All the PGs: Because no one's proposed it yet. The PG hat may or may not be involved.

CodeCom/Katlyn: The traditional newest Boarder/oldest Boarder ship

Maslab/Bad puns (possibly also Aegis/Bad puns, or both of those combined): I mean, have you seen the Discord some nights?

Mattman/his railgun: The fic writes itself

I cannot confirm or deny the existence of a techie love nest

It's been, what, two months?

Now, if it had been two *years*...well, I'd probably be laughing, actually.

~Zing

between Dragon World's overt fantasy theming and Tropics of the World's little, handheld lizards and snakes. Dunsparce seemed like the perfect in-between. Also, I like Dunsparce.

doctorlit

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Anyway, I'm okay with pretty much anything.

As for my ships... Well, ship, the only one I can think of right now:
All of the Discord mods. (I don't know the full list so if this includes people who would like to opt out of stuff like that, they're obviously not included)

...I have decided to add "Under Pressure" The Venusaur to my team list.

And here is another cake, made with black-hole chocolate. And I'll let you know that the way it abosrbs all the light in the room is perfectly normal, thank you.

I've got no problems with the shipping, and I'll say it if I find a ship including me disturbing.

23 years old student, glasses, curly hair, ready for being shipped, Captain Suzumiya